Emre Can

[Dr Nowt]

Only thing I really remember about him is how Brendan used to pronounce his name Emre Jan.

[Tony Moanero]

I hope his missus drops a really eggy one whilst they’re lying in bed together and pulls the duvet over his head.

[magicrat]

I thought we would struggle to replace him with abetter player. I was wrong

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I hope his missus drops a really eggy one whilst they’re lying in bed together and pulls the duvet over his head.

A Dutch oven,German version.

[Aventus]

6 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

A Dutch oven,German version.

Yes, a German oven is quite a different thing, we need to be careful not to. Confuse them. 

 

 

[J-V]

8 hours ago, magicrat said:

I thought we would struggle to replace him with abetter player. I was wrong

No idea why you thought that he hardly pulled up any trees with his performances with us.

[Dr Nowt]

The only thing we lost with him is a fair bit of cash given the current market.

[cloggypop]

Hope he hasn't found a decent barber and ends up ordering barely adequate clippers from Argos. 

[magicrat]

1 hour ago, J-V said:

No idea why you thought that he hardly pulled up any trees with his performances with us.

I thought Can was a decent , if inconsistent player, and would improve under Klopp had he committed to the club. I think the manager did too and they tried hard to get him to stay.

Fabhinho has done brilliantly after a lack-lustre start so we came out on top . "All good" as he would no doubt say.

[Boss]

I hope his next Amazon Prime delivery comes in two days instead of one. 

[Angie81]

I hope he rescues a kitten and it's full of fleas that infest his other pets and all his furniture. I also hope the fleas bite his ankles and balls and I hope he's always itchy.

[Captain Turdseye]

[Bjornebye]

I hope someone shits in his hair gel  

[Vincent Vega]

I hope someone sets fire to Neil Lennon.

[Dr Nowt]

Judging by his barnet someone already has.

[sir roger]

Is he getting his game for Juve ?

[TheHowieLama]

I hope he is not getting his game for Juve

[Jennings]

I hope that when he's going to the refuse-tip with some piss-stained old bathroom lino, that as he's heaving it up into the skip it unrolls over him - and he has to wrestle it over the edge of the skip; and the Polish fellas who work there don't help him, they just try to stifle their laughter.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Jennings said:

I hope that when he's going to the refuse-tip with some piss-stained old bathroom lino, that as he's heaving it up into the skip it unrolls over him - and he has to wrestle it over the edge of the skip; and the Polish fellas who work there don't help him, they just try to stifle their laughter.

Doesn't that happen to everyone? 

[Jennings]

I hope he buys some furniture expecting it to be fully built and it arrives flat-packed needing 3.5 hours of assembly and on the final page he realizes the all important Bolt-K is missing and has to go back to the shop. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Jennings is posting some really nasty shit here. Sick bastard. 

[Anubis]

Pretty bad from Jennings, but let’s up the stakes. I hope he orders a full English for breakfast tomorrow, and they put beans and loads of bean juice on it.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

No-beaners touch kids.

[aws]

46 minutes ago, Jennings said:

I hope he buys some furniture expecting it to be fully built and it arrives flat-packed needing 3.5 hours of assembly and on the final page he realizes the all important Bolt-K is missing and has to go back to the shop. 

and the shop is IKEA.  

[General Dryness]

Right.

 

I hope he flicks on Channel 4 in the late 80s and the red triangle is up denoting that smut is imminent, so he gets his wanking paraphernalia (bog roll, hand cream) sorted and settles in for a five knuckle shuffle, before realizing too late that it's a gay one and its wall to wall knobs but he decides to knock one out anyway but it's not as good as it would have been if there'd been a bit of fanny on view.

 

That'll teach him.