Emre Can

[Jennings]

I hope his trousers feel a little uncomfortable all day, and then yesterday's underpants fall out the leg when he is in the supermarket queue buying tea.

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

Right.

 

I hope he flicks on Channel 4 in the late 80s and the red triangle is up denoting that smut is imminent, so he gets his wanking paraphernalia (bog roll, hand cream) sorted and settles in for a five knuckle shuffle, before realizing too late that it's a gay one and its wall to wall knobs but he decides to knock one out anyway but it's not as good as it would have been if there'd been a bit of fanny on view.

 

That'll teach him.

Those were the days, mate.

[ZonkoVille77]

He's fuckin shite 

[Hades]

I'd rather have Can than Henderson.

[Jairzinho]

9 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

No-beaners touch kids.

Bit racist that. 

[ZonkoVille77]

9 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

No-beaners touch kids.

 

I find this post antisemitic 

[El Rojo]

Hope he’s passing somebody he doesn’t know too well on the street and he’s not sure if they’ll greet each other and at the last second the other person says ‘Hey’ and he’s taken by surprise and all he’s able to say is ‘Not too bad’ and it makes no sense whatsoever and it’s just really awkward. 

[Elite]

I hope Emre approaches a zebra crossing whilst an oncoming car is nearing, happily expectant that the vehicle will stop so he can cross the road safely, only for the car to continue over the crossing whilst the driver gives a wry smile as he drives on, leaving Emre gesturing in disgust on the pavement.

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, Jennings said:

I hope his trousers feel a little uncomfortable all day, and then yesterday's underpants fall out the leg when he is in the supermarket queue buying tea.

Sounds like you speak from experience.

[TheHowieLama]

22 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

I hope he is not getting his game for Juve

As if today wasn't shite enough I just found out he got a game

[VladimirIlyich]

He does seem to be playing regularly in his one team league. At least he will get a winners medal to keep him happy.

[sir roger]

Decided to stop being lazy & googled it. 18 League appearances and 6 cup appearances with 2 goals scored so far.

[Creator Supreme]

On 3/3/2019 at 9:40 PM, Hades said:

I'd rather have a tin can than Henderson.

 

[aRdja]

10 hours ago, sir roger said:

Decided to stop being lazy & googled it. 18 League appearances and 6 cup appearances with 2 goals scored so far.

1 more than Fabinho. FFS.

[Guest]

I wish Emre Can was still here. I miss watching him give the ball away to set up an opposition attack and then not bother to close down the opposition as they score a worldie to level the match.

 

I hope he's happy the gel-haired head-wobbler.

[Jairzinho]

He's shit.

[cloggypop]

I hope he finds Italian women unattractive and misses scall sameheads. 

[TheHowieLama]

I hope he stops being the first guy in the frame during Ronaldos goal celebrations

[3 Stacks]

He was great against Atletico in a defensive, donkey role. Good for him. No ill will at all from my end.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

He was great against Atletico in a defensive, donkey role. Good for him. No ill will at all from my end.

Funny, when I watched him play he constantly played the ball backwards and then tried in the last 3 minutes to dribble the ball in their corner straight to the feet of the opposition. 

 

Pretty much the same sort of thing he was doing here.

[SasaS]

 

 

 

"A curated range of highly wearable stand-out pieces for the ultimate men’s wardrobe,
selected by the professional football player. "

 

https://www2.hm.com/en_eur/men/shop-by-feature/3009a-selected-by-emre-can.html

[Guest]

4 hours ago, SasaS said:

 

 

 

"A curated range of highly wearable stand-out pieces for the ultimate men’s wardrobe,
selected by the professional football player. "

 

https://www2.hm.com/en_eur/men/shop-by-feature/3009a-selected-by-emre-can.html

I'm so pleased that Emre Can has selected clothes that are wearable. The last time I went shopping and bought clothes I forgot to specifically mention that I intended to wear them.

[TheHowieLama]

I hope the next time he goes to get his clothes someone else has selected them for him.

[Trumo]

Could be worse I suppose. The clothes COULD have been selected by Adam Lallana.

[Pureblood]

4 hours ago, SasaS said:

 

 

 

"A curated range of highly wearable stand-out pieces for the ultimate men’s wardrobe,
selected by the professional football player. "

 

https://www2.hm.com/en_eur/men/shop-by-feature/3009a-selected-by-emre-can.html

When I click on the link it merely takes me to the H&M "entrance" page.  What kind of catfishing sorcery is this?