Emre Can

[El Dangerous]

In much the same way all internet debates can be whittled down to using the Nazis as examples i am going to destroy Jimmy with one mans name. Roy Hodgson.

[jimmycase]

Based on your logic all professionals will have the exact same opinion on all football matters then?

 

Edit: Nothing personal here, I quite enjoy many of your posts and opinions, but I'm really struggling with your reasoning here.

 

No, all professionals will have different opinions. But what Im saying is and people are either deliberately ingoring or misrepresenting what Ive said is this;

 

Everyone has an opinion and everyone is entitled to give it. But, you'll never convince me a fan, a watcher or even an amateur footie coach \ manager, knows better than someone who's been both a professional player and manager at the highest level.

 

Some people are seriously saying that they, as a fan, know better than Klopp. They also say such and such a player would play better if Klopp played him different. Yeah, and I can say NASA could land a mission on Mars if they just did this and that.

 

If you've been in the professional game, then clearly, your comments, if you were to make such on Klopp's methods would stand up to scrutiny and experience. But if we're just saying, yeah, I could get such a player being better for us by doing this, as a fan, Im sorry but I dont put much credence on the comments.

 

 

So we are going to prove we won't sell him on the cheap, by selling him for nothing.

 

It's the Liverpool Way

 

I guess in a perverse sort of way, that could happen if both player and club remain entrenched in their stance Personally, I dont agree with release clauses although again, to be fair, the club has made use of them in the past.

[Tony Moanero]

Ha ha. Brilliant.

 

 

 

 

You seem to spend an awful lot of time following me around TLW, liverpoolsno9. Do you fancy me, like?

[liverpoolsno9]

You seem to spend an awful lot of time following me around TLW, liverpoolsno9. Do you fancy me, like?

 

No more so than you remarking on mine. It's very hard not to reply though, as you fill every thread with some sort of irrelevant shite that you must think is pretty amusing. It's really not.

[Tony Moanero]

No more so than you remarking on mine. It's very hard not to reply though, as you fill every thread with some sort of irrelevant shite that you must think is pretty amusing. It's really not.

 

Says the man who lists "wanking" as one of his interests.

 

Humour is subjective, liverpoolsno9.

 

Anyway, I'm a bit worried that my wife is going to start getting jealous, so I think it's best that I stick you on ignore.

[razor]

Fucking disgrace I didn't write "fewer" there.

 

Doesn't make you any fewer of a man.

[VladimirIlyich]

Has anyone ever used their cock and balls as a makeshift hat stand?

I've got a helmet.

[liverpoolsno9]

Says the man who lists "wanking" as one of his interests.

 

Humour is subjective, liverpoolsno9.

 

Anyway, I'm a bit worried that my wife is going to start getting jealous, so I think it's best that I stick you on ignore.

I must apologise, I wasn't under the impression that what you said was 'humour' and if it was, after 100 times the 'humour' starts losing a little effect. As for the 'wanking' bit, it's on my 'interests', you only see it if you go looking. Are you stalking me? It's not like I put in every post, is it? Like you put the same repetitive,irrelevant yer ma, flashscore, quim etc etc etc etc on every thread, thinking its'humour'. You're right of course, humour is very subjective, I'd imagine my 6 year old to find your posts quite humourous, so it does works on certain levels.

[Tony Moanero]

I must apologise, I wasn't under the impression that what you said was 'humour' and if it was, after 100 times the 'humour' starts losing a little effect. As for the 'wanking' bit, it's on my 'interests', you only see it if you go looking. Are you stalking me? It's not like I put in every post, is it? Like you put the same repetitive,irrelevant yer ma, flashscore, quim etc etc etc etc on every thread, thinking its'humour'. You're right of course, humour is very subjective, I'd imagine my 6 year old to find your posts quite humourous, so it does works on certain levels.

 

 

Probably the nicest thing anyone has said about me this month.

[VladimirIlyich]

Probably the nicest thing anyone has said about me this month.

Yer ma sticks Custard Creams up her quim.

 

Can't sat nicer than that,Tone.

[Jairzinho]

Yer ma sticks Custard Creams up her quim.

 

Can't sat nicer than that,Tone.

I don't know, have you tried sitting on a bourbon?

[Kevin D]

I don't know, have you tried sitting on a bourbon?

I'm getting increasingly nervous that after LF9 is done with Tony, he's going to train his eyes on me.

 

An embargo against catchphrases and forum references would positively bankrupt me.

[Kevin D]

With regard to Can, my confirmation bias is acting up again. I think he's the 4th, maybe 5th if Milner still has it, best CM we have and Keita makes him an endangered species.

[Jairzinho]

I'm getting increasingly nervous that after LF9 is done with Tony, he's going to train his eyes on me.

 

An embargo against catchphrases and forum references would positively bankrupt me.

It would signal the end of one of ESPN Dave's most prized, if entirely neglected, assets.

 

The forum simply doesn't exist without catchphrases. For me, Clive, you need a bit of that and we'll all look back and be disappointed to be from Wigan because we aren't those kind of lads even if that shit is meant to be funny.

[Pureblood]

Has anyone ever used their cock and balls as a makeshift hat stand?

 

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[Hades]

Everything seemed to be set to erect the arch of victory...

[VladimirIlyich]

Emre Can't perform at the moment.

[Guest]

Emre Can't perform at the moment.

One week it's Emre Can can and the next week it's Emre Can can't.

 

Emre Can can, Emre Can can't.

[VladimirIlyich]

One week it's Emre Can can and the next week it's Emre Can can't.

 

Emre Can can, Emre Can can't.

And Xhaka can't,can't,can't.

[jimmycase]

Needs to up his game today. None of this fancy flicks, back heel bollocks or taking an age on the ball.

[Gym Beglin]

I'm hair trigger with this cunt. Just saw this thread at the top of the page then stormed in wanting to call him a boss-eyed twat.

 

Stand down.

[TheHowieLama]

 back heel bollocks 

 

He just gets us...

[Pureblood]

Somebody should make some really funny jokes based upon his surname's strong resemblance to the English language word "can".  

[Herp McDerp]

Somebody should make some really funny jokes based upon his surname's strong resemblance to the English language word "can".

No can do.

[TheHowieLama]

Somebody should make some really funny jokes based upon his surname's strong resemblance to the English language word "can".  

 

Won't.