World Cup Squad

[Gym Beglin]

Goalkeepers: Joe Hart (Manchester City), Ben Foster (West Bromwich Albion), Fraser Forster (Celtic).

 

Defenders: Leighton Baines (Everton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Glen Johnson (Liverpool), Phil Jones (Manchester United), Luke Shaw (Southampton), Chris Smalling (Manchester United).

 

Midfielders: Ross Barkley (Everton), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Southampton), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), James Milner (Manchester City), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Raheem Sterling (Liverpool), Jack Wilshere (Arsenal).

 

Attackers: Rickie Lambert (Southampton), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Daniel Sturridge (Liverpool), Danny Welbeck (Manchester United).

 

Standby: John Ruddy (Norwich City), Jon Flanagan (Liverpool), John Stones (Everton), Michael Carrick (Manchester United), Tom Cleverley (Manchester United), Andy Carroll (West Ham United), Jermain Defoe (Toronto FC)

[Gym Beglin]

Right, that's that out of the way, now let's annihalate it.

 

Those four strikers look a bit shit.

 

Frank Lampard? It can't possibly be the Chelsea reserve one, has he had a son or something?

 

That back four is going to get it's face melted by Suarez.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Right, that's that out of the way, now let's annihalate it.

 

Those four strikers look a bit shit.

 

Frank Lampard? It can't possibly be the Chelsea reserve one, has he had a son or something?

 

That back four is going to get it's face melted by Suarez.

 

Christ.

[Jairzinho]

Johnson, Lampard, Smalling, Jones, and Wellbeck out.

 

Flanagan, Delph, Caulker, Davies, and Puncheon in.

[Gym Beglin]

Christ.

He's on the standby list, quality on crosses.

[Section_31]

Shame for Cole, I believe the phonecall was gut-wrenching.

[Gym Beglin]

I like that, in the searing heat and humidity of Brazil, we've opted for Wayne Rooney, Phil Jones, Frank Lampard, Jack the Fag Wilshire, and Rickie Lambert.

 

Lungs like peas, hankies on heads.

[BCM]

Roy picking as many kids as he can get away with, virtually guarenteeing him another free pass at a major tournament and another 4 years and the euros regardless of world cup results.....

[Strontium]

 

Shame for Cole, I believe the phonecall was gut-wrenching.

 

Carlton will get over it...

[Babb'sBurstNad]

A few years ago I though the competition for England RB was going to be fierce, between Johnson, Kelly and Walker. Now I'm shocked that a lad like Flanagan isn't walking into the starting line-up.

[Strontium]

Five Scousers in the England squad, love it.

[Russ Atmosphere]

We should have still taken Carrick as a water-carrier, an actual water-carrier.

[an tha]

England can fuck right off - just hope our lads stay injury free and the lads in other teams too. All the world cup is in my book is a pain in the arse for clubs close and pre seasons.

[Newport]

Doesn't matter who gets picked when the one picking them is a clueless twat who won't get the best out of this squad.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Can't believe glen Johnson is going. May aswell take eileen Drewery see if she can get in contact with his brain.

[alles ist gut]

Christ.

Not qualified, hasn't spent long enough in the country. ("And did those feet, in ancient times?" Er, no.)

 

Also I' m surprised we're taking on such formidable opposition without Premier League Champion and Everton Legend Jack Rodwell.

[Boss]

Phil Jones, is this some kind of cruel joke?

[TheHowieLama]

This side would look a lot stronger with some foreigners in it.

[Red Banjo]

I actively dislike International football, but world cups are proper ace.

 

Getting everyone back injury free is an obvious concern but i can't wait for another whole month of football.

 

If you moan about the world cup, then you are a gayer. With no soul.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Woy's only took Phil Jones in the hope of losing him in the Amazon rainforest. Stupid cunt wouldn't last more than an hour before licking a poisonous frog. 

[Ronnie Whelan]

Can't wait for the World Cup but I just wanted our lads back here chomping at the bit for next season. Would like England to go far and all the players to be either fucked or injured come August, while our lads chill on the beach ready for the real important stuff.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Champing

[Pureblood]

Chumping

[Russ Atmosphere]

Slobo babe

[Jairzinho]

Rooney is absolutely chimping at the bit.