What is Brights problem?

[The Golden Eel 3,953]

Do you legislate for the mistake by playing more players behind the ball? Its all hindsight anyway.

If we win the game, we're laughing

[ngogswilly 348]

I agree with Bright.  We believed our own hype and thought we only had to turn up to beat Chelsea.  We made the same mistake in two successive games getting hit on the counter attack with too many men committed forward.  The only concern was scoring goals and the defence was a mere afterthought.  

 

I actually agree, I think a lot of people have been flipping out about the defence without stopping to think about how naive we were against Palace. The defence is obviously still a problem but to blame them solely for what went on last Monday is plain wrong.

 

Bright is still a cunt though. 

[Strontium Dog™ 8,830]

As well as the 9-0, Bright is also big mates with Paul Ince. Might have something to do with it too.

[Strontium Dog™ 8,830]

Also, Michelle Gayle - Do You Know (Full Intention remix), what a fucking choon that was.

[G Richards 4,264]

If he had said we were a bit naive, or tired, or that we had shown defensive vulnerability for most of the season, or that we had a small squad, or that the bench was nowhere near the quality of Man City or Chelsea, then he would have had a point.  

 

The draw against Palace was down to several of the above factors, none of them arrogance.

 

He comes across as bitter. 

[SoMuch4Gravity 108]

Christ I hope we win the league tomorrow. There's gonna be so many "experts", and hysterical fannies, running for cover. It'll be beautiful.

 

I believe, motherfuckers.

 

Honestly, if this happened, I don't even know if I'd celebrate (initially). I'm so mentally and emotionally drained from this season I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad for it to all end tomorrow. 

[Stickman 7,517]

There's a reason Bright rhymes with........

[Frankenhooker 949]

Fuck Bright, we're gonna win the league.

Is fucking right.

[Gnasher 1,857]

There's a reason Bright rhymes with........

Twat?

[Stickman 7,517]

Twat?

 

Who needs Pam Ayers

[Doctor Troy 10,697]

Dave Kirby should do a poem about him

 

Some fella called Bright,

He was fucking shite

Sometimes he works for the BBC

But he's never been to Rome to watch the Redmen like me.

[Russ Atmosphere 6,341]

Mark Bright

He hates us

But nobody cared

Not even Michelle Gayle

[UnwelcomeinPeru 106]

Just after we signed Torres he was on the radio claiming that he wasn't a 20 goal a season striker and would struggle.

 

I've not paid any attention to anything he's said since. 

 

Apologies if this has already been noted.

[Reckoner 1,306]

Dave Kirby should do a poem about him

Some fella called Bright,

He was fucking shite

Sometimes he works for the BBC

But he's never been to Rome to watch the Redmen like me.

The crowd roar

a banner to unfurl

'who achieved the least?

Mark Bright, or Robbie Earle?'

 

I am dead scouse

I drink pints and call

'But who employs these pundits

Who were shite and won fuck all?'

[magicrat 6,486]

Shit pundit and very average footballer. Basked in Ian Wrights glory for a couple of seasons

[redinblack62 326]

Mark Shite. And he was.

[Russ Atmosphere 6,341]

Mark Bright

"Yeeeeeeeesssssssss!"

That's how you commentate that is.

That's the only word in your vocabulary.