Jordan AKA Katie Price

[polymerpunkah]

Lennie from "Of Mice and Men"?

[TD_LFC]

1 minute ago, halewood pete said:

Is it only me who needs this explaining?

It's for the intellectuals/people who sat through year 8 English or, more accurately, it's just a shit reference.

 

It's Lennie Small from the movie adaptation of 'Of Mice and Men'

[Carvalho Diablo]

I cannot stand the minging rubber fannied bastard.

[halewood pete]

17 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

It's for the intellectuals/people who sat through year 8 English or, more accurately, it's just a shit reference.

 

It's Lennie Small from the movie adaptation of 'Of Mice and Men'

 

[Bjornebye]

Is he suggesting that she needs to replace her diesel powered rampant rabbits with ones fresh from playing in the alfalfa? 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Back in court and back in the news for harassing an ex's new bird, including a foul mouthed and aggressive tirade in a school playground. Classy.

 

At this stage I'd like to see her banged in the slammer and have her likkle baby Harvey taken off her and chucked into care.

[Elite]

She's just a horrible person. 

 

Putting her disabled son in the spotlight just so she can stay relevant.

 

That Alex Reid (one of her countless exes) was on a podcast and he's had hell with her.

[Captain Willard]

Surely she’s got to get a custodial sentance for this. I think breaching a restraining order carries up to 5 years. Probably do her the world of good to go away for a while then a prison diary book deal when she comes out. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Surely she’s got to get a custodial sentance for this. I think breaching a restraining order carries up to 5 years. Probably do her the world of good to go away for a while then a prison diary book deal when she comes out. 

ITV 2 would no doubt do a fly on the wall documentary about her time in prison.

[TD_LFC]

5 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

At this stage I'd like to see her banged in the slammer 

The internet will be able to help you with that.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Heard she’s done a deal with a Funeral Firm to advertise Y-shaped coffins. The ‘ Jordan ‘ one costs 2k and comes with extra long screws.

[Total Longo]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Back in court and back in the news for harassing an ex's new bird, including a foul mouthed and aggressive tirade in a school playground. Classy.

 

At this stage I'd like to see her banged in the slammer and have her likkle baby Harvey taken off her and chucked into care.

[Gnasher]

Her Mega star ex is presenting the right wing nut job channel in the morning.

 

If that wasn't weird enough if you listen to his message he's co presenting it with Elvis Costello (least I think thats what he says). Anyway hopefully they'll have time to throw in a couple of duets although they'll have to go some to beat the quality song he did with Jordan.

 

 

Cracking set of lungs on her.

 

 

[Section_31]

What a weird bastard. He's always crying the blues too about the racist shit he got growing up in Australia.

 

There's a whole list of Z listers in Britain who'll do anything for cash.

[Gnasher]

Anyway Peter Andre's not fucking British. Its supposed to be GB News, patriotic. Andre's Spanish.

[Carvalho Diablo]

6 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Anyway Peter Andre's not fucking British. Its supposed to be GB News, patriotic. Andre's Spanish.

Dey come over here n tek ur jurbs.

[Megadrive Man]

56 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

What a weird bastard. He's always crying the blues too about the racist shit he got growing up in Australia.

 

There's a whole list of Z listers in Britain who'll do anything for cash.

 

Apparently they pay much bigger fees than rival shows which is why the z list are gagging to go on it.

 

It blows my mind how much some of these twats have 'earnt' yet they often end up skint! 

[Strontium]

2 hours ago, Gnasher said:

Anyway Peter Andre's not fucking British. Its supposed to be GB News, patriotic. Andre's Spanish.

 

He was born in London to Greek Cypriot parents.

[Guest]

6 hours ago, Strontium said:

 

He was born in London to Greek Cypriot parents.

Greece, Cyprus, Spain. It’s all foreign.

[Elite]

First time I've heard that duet. It's hilarious how bad it is. Like two pissheads on the karaoke.

[Gnasher]

7 hours ago, Strontium said:

 

He was born in London to Greek Cypriot parents.

 

I thought that was the other one in the duet, the untalented one who just used to dance around in tennis gear, was his name? George Michael. He's dead now, RIP.

[Scott_M]

We walked past Peter Andre in Dubai once. 
 

He’s a dwarf. 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

We wanked past Peter Andre in Dubai once. 
 

 

I guess it was those abs?

[Scott_M]

23 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I guess it was those abs?

My wife was gushing so much she had a snail trail behind her. 

[Gnasher]

Getting into the dog walking business apparently. She's got the midas touch with all animals. Shes like Barbra Woodhouse, she'll even train your pooch to cross the road.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-dog-struck-car-30159906