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Katie used to be stunning, now you're just stunned at what she's done to her face.

 

And that Joe Swash or whatever his name is. A fucking professional gobshite, paid to just talk. John and Greg don't even come close on the annoyance scale.

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2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Joe Swash is worse than his own syrup. Why is he allowed on TV. This years masterchef should just be episode after episode following Melanie Sykes around. 

I put him on the annoying Celebs thread at least 15 times and people constantly come to his defence. He looks like a rash and talks like a cockney cabbie who's just fallen on a crossbar. Absolute twat.

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12 hours ago, skend04 said:

Katie used to be stunning, now you're just stunned at what she's done to her face.

 

And that Joe Swash or whatever his name is. A fucking professional gobshite, paid to just talk. John and Greg don't even come close on the annoyance scale.

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Yep. She was lovely back in the day. Each to their own and all that, but I find it a shame what some women choose to do to their bodies in an effort (in their own heads anyway) to look younger or more attractive. There's plenty in the retro beauties thread who managed to age gracefully without pumping their faces full of shite.

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Christ, she's on a driving ban and has rolled her car pissed today apparently. 6 times she's been disqualified. Surely looking at jail time now. Badly going off the rails this one, not nice to see. 

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She will get away with it. High priced solicitors pulling the damage it will do to the child angle, he won't be able to deal with life without her and nobody else to look after him

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14 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

She will get away with it. High priced solicitors pulling the damage it will do to the child angle, he won't be able to deal with life without her and nobody else to look after him

Loads of scumbag women seem to get off with glassing, stabbings, racist rants and GBH because of their kids. 

 

Think she won't go to prison but she definitely needs help as she's going off the rails. Pity Dwight Yorke has never been interested in his own son, if your kid is that vulnerable and needs extra support I don't know how any parent could turn their back on a child like that. 

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She had her teeth shaved down to nubs recently so they could stick new nashers over the top, horrendous scenes. A lot of women seem to pursue this look but outusde of 18 year old football hooligans I genuinely don't know anyone who finds it attactive. Everything fake and replaceable, just no.

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Clearly a very troubled person, like so many survivors of child sex abuse. Needs professional help. 

Shit genuinely? Goes a long way to explaining why she's so fucked up!

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31 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

She had her teeth shaved down to nubs recently so they could stick new nashers over the top, horrendous scenes. A lot of women seem to pursue this look but outusde of 18 year old football hooligans I genuinely don't know anyone who finds it attactive. Everything fake and replaceable, just no.

 

 

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She was on Masterchef the other week and came across really well but at times I genuinely thought they’d used CGI to put her in the kitchen as it seemed too much of a risk to put her face near a hot flame 

Either that or she was auditioning for a new series of Star Trek 

 

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3 hours ago, Stickman said:


 

She was on Masterchef the other week and came across really well but at times I genuinely thought they’d used CGI to put her in the kitchen as it seemed too much of a risk to put her face near a hot flame 

Either that or she was auditioning for a new series of Star Trek 

 

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Truly terrifying! Her teeth look like someone's sellotaped a small piece of paper to the inside of her top lip. Her face is similar to the old woman's face in Terry Gilliams Brazil, only more taunt and tense like an orange coloured drum. Her eyebrows resemble Ming the Merciless in a state of surprise. Go back to the hellscape from whence you came you semen exorcising demon you!

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