Jordan AKA Katie Price

[Rico1304]

She's hardly a hound mate, but not fit enough to deserve the redtop media hysteria that surrounded her in her hayday.

 

She'd still get a few column inches, mind.

Her sex tape is rubbish, she's a shit shag.

[lifetime fan]

Her sex tape is rubbish, she's a shit shag.

 

 

Sack of spuds.

[General Dryness]

Her sex tape is rubbish, she's a shit shag.

 

 

Sack of spuds.

 

Melinda Messenger did a sex tape?

[lifetime fan]

Melinda Messenger did a sex tape?

 

 

No, katie Price.

 

It's shit.

[General Dryness]

No, katie Price.

 

It's shit.

 

I was talking about Melinda Messenger mate. I've seen pretty much every celebrity sex tape there is, and I didn't remember there being a Messenger one.

 

Yeah the Jordan one is shit. The presence of Dane Bowers doesn't fucking help, the massive cunt. Still, at least he didn't get a good shag.

[Curly]

Melinda Messenger. Fucking hell she was overrated.

Agreed. Quite fucking annoying too.

[lifetime fan]

I was talking about Melinda Messenger mate. I've seen pretty much every celebrity sex tape there is, and I didn't remember there being a Messenger one.

 

Yeah the Jordan one is shit. The presence of Dane Bowers doesn't fucking help, the massive cunt. Still, at least he didn't get a good shag.

 

 

Ah, I get you now. 

[Section_31]

Women who act and talk dirty are always shit in bed, it's the quiet librarian types that are genuine filth. Polish their glasses for them and they'll shit on your kitchen table for you and clean it up.

[Dougie Do'ins]

BBC News - Katie Price declared bankrupt at High Court

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50561711

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

"Was once worth £40m"

 

I don't have particularly strong feelings about her one way or the other. I think she good and bad sides like all of us. However I have very limited sympathy with someone who squanders £40m, if that is indeed accurate. Most of us would chop off a nut for a fraction of that and I'd like to think I'd plan for the future a fuck tonne more than she appears to have done.

 

Mind you, I doubt she gives a shit if she has my sympathy or not.

[Bjornebye]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-58257403

 

The daily mail article makes the point that the fella arrested is 32 then in the next paragraph says her boyfriend is 32. She doesn't have much luck with fellas does she?  

[manwiththestick]

22 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-58257403

 

The daily mail article makes the point that the fella arrested is 32 then in the next paragraph says her boyfriend is 32. She doesn't have much luck with fellas does she?  

She'll be engaged again in a few weeks.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

She'll be engaged again in a few weeks.

For sure, she's an absolute car crash. I feel sorry for her kids 

[Strontium]

Seems like she does a pretty decent job of raising her kids, which is more than I can say for at least one of the fathers.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Seems like she does a pretty decent job of raising her kids, which is more than I can say for at least one of the fathers.

I've thought that, saw some programme with her on and she seemed like she really gave a shit but her kids being around shit like above and ever changing men isn't good for them at all. 

[manwiththestick]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I've thought that, saw some programme with her on and she seemed like she really gave a shit but her kids being around shit like above and ever changing men isn't good for them at all. 

She must be an absolute, all about me pain in the arse.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

She must be an absolute, all about me pain in the arse.

Imagine. "I'm away for golf with the lads this weekend" she'd throw herself down the stairs 

[sir roger]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Imagine. "I'm away for golf with the lads this weekend" she'd throw herself down the stairs 

Pausing only to get the film crew in place.

[Captain Turdseye]

13 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Seems like she does a pretty decent job of raising her kids, which is more than I can say for at least one of the fathers.

I’m getting pretty fed up with you bad mouthing Peter Andre on here. 
 

Leave Peter alone. 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Elite]

Alex Reid was on the Shaun Attwood podcast a few months ago and he said she's a horrible cunt. Which I can believe.

[Strontium]

If your husband is going to cross dress to pick up men, you're probably entitled to be a horrible cunt to him.

[sir roger]

She is on Celebrity Masterchef as we speak and looks a bit odd after all the surgery. Not as bad as that fat , smug bastard Torode though.

 

Don't really understand successful women who feel lncomplete without some nonentity of a bloke hanging around.

[Section_31]

10 minutes ago, sir roger said:

She is on Celebrity Masterchef as we speak and looks a bit odd after all the surgery. Not as bad as that fat , smug bastard Torode though.

 

Don't really understand successful women who feel lncomplete without some nonentity of a bloke hanging around.

 

The fact he pulled Lisa Faulkner is an endless source of both confusion and distress.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

The fact he pulled Lisa Faulkner is an endless source of both confusion and distress.

Have you heard the way he pronounces yoghurt? Well if you ever need motivating to go and commit a mass killing in an orphanage then dig out a clip of him saying it