Jordan AKA Katie Price

[Elite]

Tits like newly pumped Sondico's, fanny like a smashed crab and the body of shell-less turtle.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Is right, Harvey, lad!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTlmotes0bs

 

 

 

(This was on Loose Women.  I was tempted to post it in the "Improve a Shit TV Programme" thread.)

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[Elite]

Good Man!

 

The trolls who give him shit need a good hiding.

[Section_31]

I believe in Harvey Price.

[Anubis]

Good Man!

 

The trolls who give him shit need a good hiding.

Along with his biological father.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I support Harvey Price FC

[Furmedge]

Only saying what we were all thinking.

[Harry Squatter]

Credit where credit is due. Dwight Yorke is a really supportive parent who has been there for Harvey since day one.

[Bjornebye]

Pissed myself at that earlier. Id still shag his mum even though she is a tramp.

[General Dryness]

Pissed myself at that earlier. Id still shag his mum even though she is a tramp.

You'd definitely want to double bag the old chap though.

 

Theres all manner of trips to the clinic waiting within.

[TheHowieLama]

You'd definitely want to double bag the old chap though.

 

Theres all manner of trips to the clinic waiting within.

 

YES - I see what you have done there

[General Dryness]

YES - I see what you have done there

Can you tell me?

[Em City]

When i look at her, she looks like an alien trying to imitate being human, like that creature in 'the thing' looks like when it merges it's DNA with the host. But this is the embryonic stage, it's like you've walked into the room when the transformation is only half complete and you see this half human / alien life form and think to yourself "fucking hell, what is it?" It's got tit's, it's tanned, it's thin, it rides like a shithouse door in a hurricane, but strangely i'd rather be on my own, it's a bizarre statistical anomaly.

 

There is that thought that crosses your mind, maybe it's the Species movie, but you do think "will it kill me?". But it'll do worse, it'll have you applying fake bake to your entire body, wearing a white suit one size too big, standing in the middle of Horsham, holding a grey horse by the reigns, wishing she killed you like Natasha Henstridge.

 

Negged by accident, can someone please rep this piece of brilliance?

[Lee909]

Done

[Ginny]

Finally someone speaking the truth. Well in Harvey lad

[Dr Nowt]

Think it was Boss who in another post described her radioactive clunge as "a petri dish of human sorrow".

 

Top drawer.

[Mike D]

Id shag her. If it was 1998.

 

 

[General Dryness]

Melinda Messenger. Fucking hell she was overrated.

[Section_31]

Schumacher has aged better than Price.

[General Dryness]

Schumacher has aged better than Price.

Still more mentally astute too.

[Dr Nowt]

Melinda Messenger. Fucking hell she was overrated.

"Ever so slightly boss-eyed Melinda Messenger."

 

Good old Viz.

[Section_31]

Fit messenger

[General Dryness]

She's hardly a hound mate, but not fit enough to deserve the redtop media hysteria that surrounded her in her hayday.

 

She'd still get a few column inches, mind.

[lifetime fan]

Is right, Harvey, lad!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTlmotes0bs

 

 

 

(This was on Loose Women.  I was tempted to post it in the "Improve a Shit TV Programme" thread.)

 

 

That is fucking class.

 

Harvey spoke more sense in 5 seconds that she has in her entire 'career'.