Jordan AKA Katie Price

[Dr Nowt]

UV got to ask what she saw in him.

[Bobby Hundreds]

She was always going to get burned.

[manwiththestick]

Her Facebook post showed up on my timeline because some bint I'm friends with added a comment to her status. Over nineteen thousand comments most the kind of shite you'd expect from the single, four kids three dad scrubbers that buy her shit and watch ITV2, however there a some gems in there from the trolls.

[Dr Nowt]

Nailing her would end in the same result to your old chap as that member of Boddicker's gang who went in the toxic waste suffered.

 

[General Dryness]

Three pages and this thread has delivered on every one of them. Just shows what a goldmine of comedy she is. Long may it continue. The thread, that is. She can fuck off any time.

[Harry Squatter]

The outbreak monkey wouldn't fuck her for fear of catching something.

[Harry Squatter]

Some woman in work said that she is worth £43m. Some people with no talent whatsoever have all the luck.

[Trumo]

Some woman in work said that she is worth £43m. Some people with no talent whatsoever have all the luck.

 

But what did she have to say about Jordan?

[KMD7]

I would

[Anubis]

Danny Wallace 

@dannywallace

3 hours

Just opened a letter from the council. It's my turn to marry Katie Price.

 

 

 

 

Mark Robinson 

@robboma3

5 hours

Katie Price is getting divorced again. Why doesn't someone try setting her up with Oscar Pistorius?

 

 

Ronnie Joice 

@ronniejoice

9 hours

RT if you've married Katie Price

 

 

 

AshSUFC1889 

@ashsufc1889

1 minute

RT @Willybollox40: So Katie Price has split up. I just want to know who gets custody of the camera crew?

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

The rift that keeps on giving. Blowjobs.

[Fowlers God]

I'd smash it, those who wouldn't are lying or gay or both

[Harry Squatter]

I would smash it but only wearing one of those suits that the government fellas wear in E.T. Then take it of to jizz over those beach ball tits, slap her in the face with my dick then tell her to get me a drink.

[ZonkoVille77]

I could put my head in and it still wouldn't touch the sides.

[Dr Nowt]

I'd wank into my hand and throw it at her.  Very similar to what I do now, except I have a laptop to protect me from getting mushrooms on my helmet.

[ZonkoVille77]

You'd end up with a cock like a cauliflower

[Harry Squatter]

You'll end up with a cock like Chernobyl

[Anubis]

I'd rather do the ex best mate.

[Dr Nowt]

Her swollen grotbag's effect on it would make the fish around Fukushima look unpolluted.

[Bjornebye]

So your saying she has got a baggy baccie pouch? Interesting

[dandyman]

Some woman in work said that she is worth £43m. Some people with no talent whatsoever have all the luck.

Big tits, thick as fuck, easy lay, and £43m in the bank, it's fair to say that any man with a pulse would, though she may not be that choosy if it gets her on the gogglebox

[Newport]

She's filthy as fuck but I still find her attractive. She'd look fit as fuck if she reduced her balloons.

[moof]

Everyone here would shag it defo.

[Beansonafryup]

She actually doesn't like sex. It's all an act. She's very conservative and boring in the bedroom apparently.

[Bjornebye]

She prefers it up the shitter