The Special One: The Dark Side of Jose Mourinho

[Strontium]

All this time Spain and England have been arguing over the sovereignty of Gibraltar, and it turns out it's actually part of Portugal. Mind blown.

[SammyAftershave]

Adam Johnson and Graham Rix politely declined her advances.

 

Is she over age?

[Bjornebye]

 

 

The fella has no balls. he put his head down and continued working for the SEXIST reptilian, who insulted him in public while he was assisting a doctor doing her job. He didn't sue or react. He is victim of his own cowardice.

 

So if Chris Morgan publicly sued Jurgen Klopp and the club because Klopp called him a cunt are you saying you wouldn't call him a hysterical fanny? 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Don't get me wrong Mourinho is an an arrogant cunt and was bang out of order but I can't get that excited about this tbh. Its Chelsea after all and I find it a bit of a coincidence that she was club doctor,attractive and Portugese. Cunt club for cunts

Where the fuck is any coincidence?  

 

One of the maddest posts ever.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Carneiro

 

Eva Carneiro (born September 1973) is a Gibraltar-born British sports medicine specialist.

Carneiro worked for West Ham United upon completing her thesis, after which she was employed by the Public Health department at Islington Primary Care Trust before being appointed to the UK Sports and Medicine Specialist training programme with the Olympic Medical Institute preparing British athletes for the 2008 Olympic Games.^[3][4][5] She also worked with the England women's football team.  

Carneiro joined Chelsea in 2009 and in 2011 she was appointed by manager André Villas-Boas to work with the first team having previously worked with their reserve team squad.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Apparently Ivanovic and Terry were banging Caniero. That's why Mourinho lost the plot at her against Swansea.

That would only make sense if she was banging them on the pitch when she should have been treating Hazard.

 

Is your "reliable source" worried about the increasing popularity of Uber?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

All this time Spain and England have been arguing over the sovereignty of Gibraltar, and it turns out it's actually part of Portugal. Mind blown.

Portugal did the Mum thing - "Right, if you two can't agree to share and play nice, neither of you can have it"  *swipe*

[Dr Nowt]

So if Chris Morgan publicly sued Jurgen Klopp and the club because Klopp called him a cunt are you saying you wouldn't call him a hysterical fanny?

In fairness to Nightcat, he probably wouldn't call him that.

 

"Dickless, fake scouser cuck who's head I want to shit on while beating him around the face with my thirteen mile long jet black member" on the other hand...

[stringvest]

Bloody Iberians all look the same!

I didn't know she worked in an Ibery

[Jairzinho]

Is she related to Illllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllori?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I didn't know she worked in an Ibery

She doesn't.

 

Her star-sign is iber.

[TheHowieLama]

She's hot.

[Hades]

I didn't know she worked in an Ibery

 

If anything, you've hit that too well. 

[magicrat]

Where the fuck is any coincidence?  

 

One of the maddest posts ever.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Carneiro

 

Eva Carneiro (born September 1973) is a Gibraltar-born British sports medicine specialist.

Carneiro worked for West Ham United upon completing her thesis, after which she was employed by the Public Health department at Islington Primary Care Trust before being appointed to the UK Sports and Medicine Specialist training programme with the Olympic Medical Institute preparing British athletes for the 2008 Olympic Games.^[3][4][5] She also worked with the England women's football team.  

Carneiro joined Chelsea in 2009 and in 2011 she was appointed by manager André Villas-Boas to work with the first team having previously worked with their reserve team squad.

 It would appear i was talking bollocks 

Facts are a bummer

[aRdja]

The perfect enemies: Cunt joining cunts.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/mar/19/jose-mourinho-manchester-united-pre-contract?CMP=share_btn_tw

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The perfect enemies: Cunt joining cunts.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/mar/19/jose-mourinho-manchester-united-pre-contract?CMP=share_btn_tw

A while back, this would have bothered me.

 

The state of United's squad now, his abject failure at Chelsea this year and the fact that all United fans (surely) know he's a bad helmet would make it very unlikely that he'd achieve anything worthwhile there/

[magicrat]

Pity ...

 

Former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has rejected an offer to coach Syria, according to his agent.

In an email sent to Associated Press, Jorge Mendes said Mourinho told the Syrian FA that, "while he felt honoured to receive the invitation, he cannot at the moment accept it".

The Portuguese, 53, was sacked for a second time by Chelsea in December.

Mourinho, who has also managed Porto, Real Madrid and Inter Milan, has beenlinked with Manchester United.

It was reported last week Mourinho had started house-hunting in Cheshireafter his representatives held talks with United.

Syria, who have never qualified for the World Cu

[Bjornebye]

I hope to fucking god he goes to Utd. 

[Section_31]

He'd have been boss in Syria, it wouldn't be the first time he'd led a bunch of cunts with backing from a Russian gangster.

[Arl arse]

He'd have been boss in Syria, it wouldn't be the first time he'd led a bunch of cunts with backing from a Russian gangster.

I like it, a bit of politics there.....

 

[magicrat]

I hope to fucking god he goes to Utd. 

Aleppo Utd ?

[Arl arse]

Aleppo Utd ?

Hope so, he might have a bit of trouble parking the bus tho.

 

[Ne Moe Imya]

I hope to fucking god he goes to Utd.

I hope that the rumour about the pre-contract is true, and that United end up fighting in the boardroom all summer about Mourinho before deciding to keep van Gaal for another season and just pay Mourinho 10m not to manage them.

[RobbieOR]

He wouldn't get on with Syria. They have an attacking mentality in life, he doesn't, Would end in disaster.

[Boss]

Mourinho, unfortunately, will turn them around in the summer if he signs Zlatan and his relationship with Mendes could see him get players like James Rodriguez, who's meant to be unhappy at Real.

 

Better to give the job to Giggseh and play shite like Lingard and Phil Jones whilst dreaming of a United way that never really existed.

[Duff Man]

Aye, he'd defo improve them, even if it was only for a couple of seasons before he got sacked again.