The Special One: The Dark Side of Jose Mourinho

[Anubis]

Never seen anything quite like it.

 

 

"Mummy! Mummy! I did this in nursery today."

[navbasi]

[Ne Moe Imya]

"Mummy! Mummy! I did this in nursery today."

 

Exactly.  Almost feels a bit wrong laughing at it because it will probably come out that it was made by a mentally handicapped 14-year old or something.

[navbasi]

 

 

[Joe Strummer]

Chelsea supporters are 'special'.

[magicrat]

"Mummy! Mummy! I did this in nursery today."

Very good dear but you've forgotten to write  CUNT after Jose. Never mind we know what you meant. 

[Oh Buoy]

http://www.espnfc.co.uk/manchester-united/story/2766026/manchester-united-discussing-jose-mourinho-sources

 

United bound? 

 

Oh, please take the shitstorm over there. I can't think of anything more hilarious than replacing Moyes with Van Gaal and then with Maureen. 

[Grinch]

One of the best managers in the world going to a team in our league with far greater resources, is anything but hysterical.

[navbasi]

One of the best managers in the world going to a team in our league with far greater resources, is anything but hysterical.

 

I tend to agree. It's not going to be the car crash that everyone might hope for. Jose will have a massive point to prove and I honestly can't see him being a failure there. Hope I'm wrong but I have a horrible feeling that this isn't going to end well for us.

[Mark M]

Unfortunately that would work out well for Utd. They'd still be shite to watch under Jose but would win matches.

The mancs would give him a lot of cash and once he has money to spend he generally wins the league.

[G Richards]

He will sort them out and give them two or maybe three very good years. He's not long term and he doesn't build teams with lots of kids coming through, but with their chequebook and current underperformance, he would sort them out fairly easily.

 

Hope it doesn't happen.

[magicrat]

More likely he will succeed than fail at Utd,  I want him to fuck off back to Spain as I am absolutely sick of the self obsessed cunt

[cloggypop]

Poor old Mata.

[SammyAftershave]

The Thank U Jose one must be a pisstake, I'm in tears here.

 

It might be for 'charity' reasons. If not, outright pisstake.

[Grinch]

I wish someone would come and give us two or three very good years instead of this endless cycle of five years plans that amount to finishing second and nosediving off a cliff the following season.

 

That said, I do think Klopp will build a really good side if giving the time and resources Rodger's enjoyed.  It's just a shame that all the teams doing so poorly right now, will improve massively and we're in no position to take advantage of it.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[navbasi]

Eva Carneiro wants public apology from Jose Mourinho over Chelsea departure

 

Former Chelsea club doctor is no nearer to settling constructive dismissal claim against Premier League champions

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/12186067/Eva-Carneiro-wants-public-apology-from-Jose-Mourinho-over-Chelsea-departure.html

[Tony Moanero]

Fuck her. Fuck him. Fuck them.

[Lario]

Fuck her.

 

Yes.

 

Yes I would.

[Tony Moanero]

So would yer ma.

[magicrat]

Eva Carneiro wants public apology from Jose Mourinho over Chelsea departure

 

Former Chelsea club doctor is no nearer to settling constructive dismissal claim against Premier League champions

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/12186067/Eva-Carneiro-wants-public-apology-from-Jose-Mourinho-over-Chelsea-departure.html

 

She's milked it for all its worth . A compo- cow

[Lee909]

Why shouldn't she,he acted a right cunt and pretty much forced her out if the job

[razor]

She's milked it for all its worth . A compo- cow

 

Hope you're kidding, mate.

 

She was abused and humiliated, then effectively sacked for doing her job.  Sacked by a very small man, an arrogant bully.

 

She's said nothing, but because she is photogenic, it is the newspapers that have kept it in the public eye.

 

I am loving the public apology demand.

 

Will the diminutive Portuguese acquiesce?  I really hope so.

[KMD7]

Hope you're kidding, mate.

 

She was abused and humiliated, then effectively sacked for doing her job.  Sacked by a very small man, an arrogant bully.

 

She's said nothing, but because she is photogenic, it is the newspapers that have kept it in the public eye.

 

I am loving the public apology demand.

 

Will the diminutive Portuguese acquiesce?  I really hope so.

 

This

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Fuck her. Fuck him. Fuck them.

Yes please.

No thanks.

Yer ma has.