Ryan Giggs

[Captain Howdy]

He’s only been charged, can we not go all Everton just yet.

[Anubis]

7 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

He’s only been charged, can we not go all Everton just yet.

Genuinely haven’t seen anyone accuse him of pushing walls, killing 39 Italians, murdering his own fans, firing RPGs at the Liver Building, denying us the European Cup or taking PEDs.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Ryan Giggs

Ry An Giggs

Ryan Giggs

Running down the wing

 

Trying to stop the other cons

Porking him with their things

Bernie Taupin over here 

[Tj hooker]

Is this twat Tyler going to harping on about the ESL all fucking night he's already referred to the 6 as the shameful 6 .

[Elite]

Just now, Tj hooker said:

Is this twat Tyler going to harping on about the ESL all fucking night he's already referred to the 6 as the shameful 6 .

He's a fucking snide cunt.

 

I imagine he'll be a toxic twat in real life as well.

[Tj hooker]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

He's a fucking snide cunt.

 

I imagine he'll be a toxic twat in real life as well.

Oh hell yeah a proper piece of work no doubt 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

32 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Is this twat Tyler going to harping on about the ESL all fucking night he's already referred to the 6 as the shameful 6 .

Martin, mate, are you not going to ask Neville about his long-term friend, clubmate and Salford Tornados business partner Ryan Giggs?  Ok. It's just, I was looking forward to that Martin, and I'm a football fan, and aren't we beat mates now? I'm supposed to have 'my game' (UEFA ©) back, but it just feels, yknow, nevermind.  Sorry to bother you Martin. 

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

firing RPGs at the Liver Building

Brilliant

[Baltar]

What's actually wrong with this twat? Didn't he assault that bird off Hollyoaks years back too? 

[littletedwest]

My dad knew of his dad and apparently he was a massive wrong one he'd heard.

[Ronnie Whelan]

Nicky Butt had form for this as well. 

 

Got to feel bad for Wayne Rooney copping all the abuse when his only crime was cheating on his childhood sweetheart and sound girl with a few grannies while his team mates are an absolute disgrace for how they treat women. 

[Guest Alex_K]

Echo the call that Tyler looks like one horrible snide bastard.

 

As for Giggs, well Ferguson took great pleasure in breeding horrible narcissistic pieces of work. I’m not too surprised that culture belied the behaviour we’ve seen since from more than a few Mancs of that era.

[Baltar]

BBC must feel stupid now for giving him the SPOTY award for absolutely no fucking reason back when they did, the fools. 

[JoeBuck01]

Always enjoyed our version of the Ryan Giggs song in the 90s....although the sort of song which is best sung on the way home after a Friday night out rather than at the match...

 

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs cherished by the scum,

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ferguson’s his mum,

sponsored by Reebok,

looks like Mr Spock,

Ryan Giggs

[Anubis]

3 hours ago, Ronnie Whelan said:

Nicky Butt had form for this as well. 

 

Got to feel bad for Wayne Rooney copping all the abuse when his only crime was cheating on his childhood sweetheart and sound girl with a few grannies while his team mates are an absolute disgrace for how they treat women. 

I don’t think she was either. There was a poster on here who knew her and said that while Wayne was pining for her she was into his cousin until Wayne broke into the Everton first team, at which point she was all over him like a fly on shit. Always struck me as quite calculating, but still a long way second in the calculation stakes to the horrendous human  stick insect that is Victoria Beckham. A true calculating, soulless, personality black hole.

[Reckoner]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone ( unless it’s Ryan Giggs as he’d probably throw it at a defenceless woman)

[Pete]

6 hours ago, Anubis said:

I don’t think she was either. There was a poster on here who knew her and said that while Wayne was pining for her she was into his cousin until Wayne broke into the Everton first team, at which point she was all over him like a fly on shit. Always struck me as quite calculating, but still a long way second in the calculation stakes to the horrendous human  stick insect that is Victoria Beckham. A true calculating, soulless, personality black hole.

Saw Coleen at the Trafford centre once. She was in the Chinese restaurant myself, my wife and our friends were.  Absolute bitch. Treating staff like shit, complaining about Waaaayne and being generally obnoxious.  A good while ago now and she may have changed but yeah, that girl was in it for the money.

 

Oh, Ryan Giggs is a cunt too.

[Captain Turdseye]

7 hours ago, Anubis said:

I don’t think she was either. There was a poster on here who knew her and said that while Wayne was pining for her she was into his cousin until Wayne broke into the Everton first team, at which point she was all over him like a fly on shit. Always struck me as quite calculating, but still a long way second in the calculation stakes to the horrendous human  stick insect that is Victoria Beckham. A true calculating, soulless, personality black hole.

Beckham liked a bit on the side himself as well. 

[DaveT]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

Saw Coleen at the Trafford centre once. She was in the Chinese restaurant myself, my wife and our friends were.  Absolute bitch. Treating staff like shit, complaining about Waaaayne and being generally obnoxious.  A good while ago now and she may have changed but yeah, that girl was in it for the money.

 

Oh, Ryan Giggs is a cunt too.

So, Colleen, what first attracted you to thick, ugly but destined for certain multi-millionaire-dom Wayne?

[Anubis]

15 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Beckham liked a bit on the side himself as well. 

Not sure I can blame him.

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, Anubis said:

I don’t think she was either. There was a poster on here who knew her and said that while Wayne was pining for her she was into his cousin until Wayne broke into the Everton first team, at which point she was all over him like a fly on shit. Always struck me as quite calculating, but still a long way second in the calculation stakes to the horrendous human  stick insect that is Victoria Beckham. A true calculating, soulless, personality black hole.

You forgot 'talentless' too.

[Anubis]

She certainly has a talent for brand promotion. Both of them do.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

11 hours ago, Anubis said:

I don’t think she was either. There was a poster on here who knew her and said that while Wayne was pining for her she was into his cousin until Wayne broke into the Everton first team, at which point she was all over him like a fly on shit. Always struck me as quite calculating, but still a long way second in the calculation stakes to the horrendous human  stick insect that is Victoria Beckham. A true calculating, soulless, personality black hole.

I knew someone who went to the same school and said pretty much the same. Kept knocking him back until it became obvious he was going to earn a lot of money then all over him like an Everton fan at a Lonsdale sale event.

[Bjornebye]

I quite like Posh Spice. Apart from that couple of years when she went solo she's always been very very fit. 

[Harry Squatter]

 

She used to be an estate agent and banged Giggs in empty houses before showing clients round. 

 

Thats good customer service, testing out the shower, carpets and kitchen fixtures for prospective buyers.