Cant stand Brendans song (Soooooo!) .......

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

The rhyming dictionary gave me this

 

Brendan rhymes with

can

man

pan

ran

than

 

Rodgers rhymes with nothing

 

Hope this helps

Lodgers? Dodgers?

[PestiRed]

Lodgers? Dodgers?

Need a new rhyming dictionary

 

And you are Dave Kirby, can I have my £5?

[razor]

Lodgers? Dodgers?

 

Todgers.

[sir roger]

One Brendan Rodgers

Goes out with birds that have todgers

One Brendan Rodgers

There's only one Brendan Rodgers

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Todgers.

Always about the cock with you, Raze.

[Major Tom]

The rhyming dictionary gave me this

 

Brendan rhymes with

can

man

pan

ran

than

 

Rodgers rhymes with nothing

 

Hope this helps

 

Who the hell calls him BrenDAN?

[El Rojo]

Brendan is our leader,

You can call him Mister Rodgers,

While Rafa's eating Jaffas,

Brendan's eating Jammy Dodgers.

[Total Longo]

Class.

[PestiRed]

Brendan is our leader,

You can call him Mister Rodgers,

While Rafa's eating Jaffas,

Brendan's eating Jammy Dodgers.

This thread has been redeemed and the season saved

[Bjornebye]

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
An Old Trafford landslide
No escape from the Reds you see
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
El Pistolerooo, he needs no sympathy
Because he megs your wife, megs the wall
Mermaids too, megs them all
Evertime time we cheer him, Luis.... Luis.......

 

 

 

Rafa, just beat Milan
At half-time we were dead
3 goals down its put to bed
For Rafa, it had just begun
The reds aren’t gonna throw it all away
Rafa, ooo
Keep your heads held high
Were taking big ears home again tomorrow
Carragher, Carragher , left Milans legs in tatters....

 

 

 

The Rafa, his time had come,
Sending shivers down my spine
Hodgson thinking he was prime
Soon goodbye to the owl - you’ve got to go
Gotta bring the King home again to roost
Mama, ooo – (Wembley wizards too)
The reds will never die
I always wish we’d kept on beating them all

 

 

 

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
He’s from Northern Ireland, very very frightening
Brendan Rodgers, Brendan Rodgers
Brendan Rodgers, Brendan Rodgers
Brendan Rodgers, here we go - magnificooooo

 

 

 

He brought Dan Sturridge to the red family
He's brought Dan Sturridge to the red family
Sparing his life from that monstrosity
Easy come easy go – then we got Coutinho
Suarez! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Luis Suarez! We will not let you go - let him go
Luis Suarez! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Stayed at the reds, Brendans built a perfect side for me
for me
for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

 

 

So you think you can beat us and leaves us to die
So you think that your tactics will make Brendan cry
Oh baby – All the best to you baby
Watch Stevie G,   watch Stevie G win the league

 

 

 

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Liverpool are we
Poetry in Motion- poetry in motion for meeeeeee.........

[navbasi]

boom-clap-clap-clap-boom

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Bjornebye's song is ace.

 

Old Skool Tom's effort is lamentable... just, very, very bad.

 

Best of all is the REAL song!  Anyone who doesn't love it (especially the final line) is a kiddy-fiddling shit-tard who has both a tiny cheesy dick and a massive fishy fanny. And crabs.

[BCM]

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

An Old Trafford landslide

No escape from the Reds you see

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

El Pistolerooo, he needs no sympathy

Because he megs your wife, megs the wall

Mermaids too, megs them all

Evertime time we cheer him, Luis.... Luis.......

 

 

 

Rafa, just beat Milan

At half-time we were dead

3 goals down its put to bed

For Rafa, it had just begun

The reds aren’t gonna throw it all away

Rafa, ooo

Keep your heads held high

Were taking big ears home again tomorrow

Carragher, Carragher , left Milans legs in tatters....

 

 

 

The Rafa, his time had come,

Sending shivers down my spine

Hodgson thinking he was prime

Soon goodbye to the owl - you’ve got to go

Gotta bring the King home again to roost

Mama, ooo – (Wembley wizards too)

The reds will never die

I always wish we’d kept on beating them all

 

 

 

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango

He’s from Northern Ireland, very very frightening

Brendan Rodgers, Brendan Rodgers

Brendan Rodgers, Brendan Rodgers

Brendan Rodgers, here we go - magnificooooo

 

 

 

He brought Dan Sturridge to the red family

He's brought Dan Sturridge to the red family

Sparing his life from that monstrosity

Easy come easy go – then we got Coutinho

Suarez! No - we will not let you go - let him go

Luis Suarez! We will not let you go - let him go

Luis Suarez! We will not let you go - let me go

Will not let you go - let me go (never)

Never let you go - let me go

Never let me go - ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go

Stayed at the reds, Brendans built a perfect side for me

for me

for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

 

 

So you think you can beat us and leaves us to die

So you think that your tactics will make Brendan cry

Oh baby – All the best to you baby

Watch Stevie G,   watch Stevie G win the league

 

 

 

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters

Liverpool are we

Poetry in Motion- poetry in motion for meeeeeee.........

 

 

Cap well and truly doffed

[s(k)aturation]

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

An Old Trafford landslide

No escape from the Reds you see

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

El Pistolerooo, he needs no sympathy

Because he megs your wife, megs the wall

Mermaids too, megs them all

Evertime time we cheer him, Luis.... Luis.......

 

 

 

Rafa, just beat Milan

At half-time we were dead

3 goals down its put to bed

For Rafa, it had just begun

The reds aren’t gonna throw it all away

Rafa, ooo

Keep your heads held high

Were taking big ears home again tomorrow

Carragher, Carragher , left Milans legs in tatters....

 

 

 

The Rafa, his time had come,

Sending shivers down my spine

Hodgson thinking he was prime

Soon goodbye to the owl - you’ve got to go

Gotta bring the King home again to roost

Mama, ooo – (Wembley wizards too)

The reds will never die

I always wish we’d kept on beating them all

 

 

 

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango

He’s from Northern Ireland, very very frightening

Brendan Rodgers, Brendan Rodgers

Brendan Rodgers, Brendan Rodgers

Brendan Rodgers, here we go - magnificooooo

 

 

 

He brought Dan Sturridge to the red family

He's brought Dan Sturridge to the red family

Sparing his life from that monstrosity

Easy come easy go – then we got Coutinho

Suarez! No - we will not let you go - let him go

Luis Suarez! We will not let you go - let him go

Luis Suarez! We will not let you go - let me go

Will not let you go - let me go (never)

Never let you go - let me go

Never let me go - ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go

Stayed at the reds, Brendans built a perfect side for me

for me

for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

 

 

So you think you can beat us and leaves us to die

So you think that your tactics will make Brendan cry

Oh baby – All the best to you baby

Watch Stevie G,   watch Stevie G win the league

 

 

 

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters

Liverpool are we

Poetry in Motion- poetry in motion for meeeeeee.........

 

The drink, Stig... or liquid acid this time?

[AquiMan]

Always thought it was 'our kids will hear the stories' surely thats better.

 

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[AngryOfTuebrook]

Nah - Our kids already hear stories of past glories.  The point is that they'll get some of their own, that they can tell their kids.

[AquiMan]

Ahh,I was looking at it from an early twenties fan perspective.

I took it as we hear the stories from past generations and now we have one to tell our kids.

But I get what you mean know and it makes a bit more sense.

 

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[AquiMan]

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Ahh,I was looking at it from an early twenties fan perspective.

I took it as we hear the stories from past generations and now we have one to tell our kids.

But I get what you mean now and it makes a bit more sense

 

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[razor]

Bjornebye's song is ace.

 

Old Skool Tom's effort is lamentable... just, very, very bad.

 

Best of all is the REAL song!  Anyone who doesn't love it (especially the final line) is a kiddy-fiddling shit-tard who has both a tiny cheesy dick and a massive fishy fanny. And crabs.

 

*checks kecks*

[Jhinge Machha]

If you were a squirrel you’d be highest in the tree. 
If you were an insect you’d be the busiest little bee.

If you were a frog, you’d croak loudest of them all. 
And if you were a giraffe you’d be tallest of the tall.

And if you were an owl you’d be wise as wise can be. 
And if you were a dolphin you’d be the fastest in the sea. 

That is why we’re proud to have you as the leader of our team. 
As we stand upon the Kop, hoping to live our dream. 

You direct our heroes here and there, pushing them for more. 
It’s only a matter of time before we bring home trophies galore. 

So thank the lord you’re not a squirrel, dolphin giraffe, frog or bee. 
I just want you to know you mean all the world to me.

 

thats how you rhyme. fucking amateurs.

[Melchett]

To the tune of "you're going home in a fucking ambulance"

 

He's going home to brush his teeth again

 

*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

 

And so on.

[Jhinge Machha]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QufdEIThuW8

[Paulie Dangerously]

To 'mmmbop' by Hanson

 

'B-rod, b-rod, b-rod b....ooooyeah'

[Dr Nowt]

what about using Queens "WE WILL ROCK YOU"?

 

We got Bren dan Rodgers (boom-clap-clap-clap-boom)

Wether your a young red old red

Shout it on the Kop hes gonna fucking rule the world one day

At ours or your place 

Youll be disgraced

Waving our flags all over the place

 

Singing We got Bren dan Rodgers. (boom-clap-clap-boom).......(repeat a million times) 

 

[Malarkey]

Suarez song

 

Megs your kids, megs your wife and megs your husband 'cause he's megging errybody out here.

 

You don't have to confess, he lookin' fo' you. He gon' meg you. He gon' meg you.