Worst you've ever been bladdered?

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, No2 said:

Once got into the nip and had a shit on my father in-laws kitchen floor. 

Very apt.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

Anglesey is boss, Uncle had a caravan there for years, great times

Let me guess, you fucked him didn't you. 

[Bjornebye]

58 minutes ago, No2 said:

Once got into the nip and had a shit on my father in-laws kitchen floor. 

Let me gu..... aaah fuck it. You did. 

[Remmie]

 

[Oh Buoy]

Went to a staff Christmas party a few years back and couldn't get to the bar without someone ordering a round of shots. Free food, endless shots, the odd beer or five. Whatsapp'd the misses saying a taxi from town was too expensive so I'll walk it (tbh, it was only 10 minutes and I did walked to work everyday albeit sober). 

 

Walked back zig-zaging my way through the night carrying all my work gear - don't really remember much after that. 

 

Apparently I stumbled in, after kicking the door in to open it. Got bollock naked in the hallway (she lived with some flatmates at the time). One of my pants got caught on one of the flatmates door handle and there I was, arse out, nob flying around trying to rag it off the handle. Ended up puking everywhere. Flatmates come out and I whisper for them to be quiet because I didn't want to wake everyone up. Got into the bedroom, puked on the floor some more and then got into bed covered in vomit. 

 

Woke up the next day to find everyone scrubbing the carpet and cleaning the bathroom and being furious with me. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I once got so drunk I voluntarily accepted a bottle of Budweiser. It still haunts me.