Are women almost obsolete?

[Guest Kemlynreds]

There'll be no need to build a patio any more.

[manwiththestick]

Car insurance companies will go out of business.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Pharmaceutical Companies share prices will drop alarmingly due to the sudden underwhelming demand for head ache pain relief.

[Fugitive]

Get rid. We can liberate all the monkeys held captive in cages with make up and smelly shit being tested on them, all in the name of women.

 

Monkey torturing cunts. Free the primates and give them knives.... And rollerboots.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The world will look beautiful as flowers will continue to grow, unpicked.

[stringvest]

What was it like when they couldn't vote Stringers?

 

you mean they can vote?

[Christian]

The best women are the ones who like bum fun anyway.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Blackpool, Benidorm etc will be without overweight scantilly clad Angels singing All the woman.

[stringvest]

Pics of Eve Peter or GTFO 

 

god only made depilatory products on the 8th day.  Filthy mouth on her as well.  Filthy.

 

 

[Mike D]

who'll tell me I havent done the dishes after appearing just after I have finished a mountain load of them but missed out one spoon?

[dirk grout]

Who's going to tidy all the stuff I've left out because I need it, then claim they never touched it?

 

The bane of every mans life.

[AL66GOLF]

Does this mean that the young lady (25ish) next door with the large breasts, low cut tops and penchant for bending down when I pass is obsolete also?

[Mike D]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Who is going to clean out their wardrobe and give clothes to Charity and end up with nothing going to Charity and deciding they need more clothes.

[Boss]

Who's going to buy all the One direction concert tickets, albums, calendars and related merchandise now?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Who's going to buy all the One direction concert tickets, albums, calendars and related merchandise now?

Homosexuals.

[Harry Squatter]

Who will go and see all the psychics and base their existence round tenuous shite that these people come out with?

[deiseach]

Think of the benefits, the unused tampons could provide loft insulation for millions.

I think you mean sanitary towels.

 

Yes, I am the man sucked up the tube in the McCoy's ads.

[Furmedge]

Think how easy it'll be going out! 

 

Then

Me - Go out for a drink? Bring the girls to keep them happy.

Mate - Yeah, go 'ed, about 8pm to give them time to get ready?

Me - Sound

 

Get out about 10pm because she looks fat in everything.

 

Now

Me - Go out for a drink?

Mate - Yeah, lets go.

 

Get out about 3 seconds after the conversation ends.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Who will go and see all the psychics and base their existence round tenuous shite that these people come out with?

 

 

I can see the answer to this, it's a tall woman, Julie....Julie... Julie?? doe anyone know a Julie, Jewelery, someone who wears jewelery.

[deiseach]

I can see the answer to this, it's a tall woman, Julie....Julie... Julie?? doe anyone know a Julie, Jewelery, someone who wears jewelery.

'Psychic': "Do you know any Julie's?"

 

Woman: "No."

 

'Psychic': "Thought not."

[Anubis]

It depends on whether SD's robots get rolled out soon. I'd happily swap them for subservient Femme Bots.

[Trumo]

god only made depilatory products on the 8th day.  Filthy mouth on her as well.  Filthy.

 

 

 

Kinell, she been followin' dem buzzards all right.

[Anny Road]

Who will buy all the £500 fucking curtains you are not allowed to close.

[Alan Sex]

I would be able to use all the towels. All the fucking towels. Even the ones hanging in the bathroom that usually come with a death sentence if touched. All the fucking towels!