Football Snides

[Etienne77 64]

Alan 'sniffer' Clarke.

[Croque Monsieur 215]

David Luiz. Always nibbling at players, swinging arms, pulling at corners, losing the head and lunging in at players, yet the refs seems to do nothing cos he's such a 'likeable' looking fella. Snide prick.

Hmmm, that puts me in mind of:

 

 

[Anubis 17,728]

 

 

As Magicrat has opened it up from players only, I nominate SFG.

[Hand Shandy 2,471]

Code72.

[jsjazz 63]

In the modern game, Pepe and Carvalho - the rest are amateurs.

 

The Gentile clip is a masterclass in being snide.

[Doctor Troy 10,698]

John Fashanu

[Anubis 17,728]

 

[Preston Red 388]

My dad used to work with ex Leicester defender Steve Walsh's dad. During a dinner break conversation the topic turned to strikers his lad played against. When asked about the dirtiest striker he played against his dad replied Ian Rush. Rushie was apparently a nightmare to face. Elbows, nipping, digs, you name it. The best striker he said he faced was Fowler but he had loads of respect for Rushie.

[Babb'sBurstNad 9,233]

Ronaldo - epitomised snide in a Utd shirt. Always got away with little kicks at players once the ball had gone.

 

Nasri - I've seen him rake too many players' achiles to be by accident.

 

Oscar can be a cowardly little fucker too.

[A Red 3,066]

Going back a few years - John Mcgovern

[A Red 3,066]

Oh I forgot, Neil Lennon

[The Golden Eel 3,953]

Cabaye

[UnwelcomeinPeru 106]

Gudjohnsen, actually always came across as one of the less offensive Chelsea players but that fucking dive to get Xabi booked!

 x2

Proof karma exists mind.

[UnwelcomeinPeru 106]

Must be room for Dennis Wise on the bus?

[Brigant Moloch 426]

Evra

Wilshere, the justin fucking bieber of football

van Persie. 

van Bommel was a cunt too, but so is the majority of Dutch players.Except Dirk and Ryan Babel, they're cool as fuck.

Sergio Ramos, Pepe, Busquets... Always something. Busquets I love as a DM tho.

Jonathan fucking Walters.

Scotty Parker. Cunt.

Szczesny. Biggest wanker in the league. Smug cunt. Face you want to punch. 

Mirallas. Cunt.

[Fugitive 2,596]

Paul Scholes.

 

The ginger cunt was guaranteed to make at least one awful challenge a game and it was always laughed off. He was dirty twat who made some horrendous tackles that were not because he couldn't tackle. He knew what he was doing.

 

I hope the prick gets severe sunburn.

[Lario 1,251]

Raphael.

Felaini.

Diouf.

Kevin Nolan.

[UnwelcomeinPeru 106]

Do you mean Rafael? 

 

To (needlessly) quote Wikipedia, Raphael was was an Italian painter and architect of the High Renaissance. His work is admired for its clarity of form and ease of composition and for its visual achievement of an ideal of human grandeur. Together with Michelangelo and Leonardo, he forms the traditional trinity of great masters of that period.

 

Also known for leading with the elbow mind.

[Lario 1,251]

Nope. The ninja turtle. Snidey as fuck.

[Teflon Don 310]

I'm surprised no-one's cited this yet (though perhaps less snide and more completely outrageous, like some of Paul Scholes' efforts):

 

[Duff Man 1,722]

Ben Thatcher deserves a mention for THAT elbow on Pedro Mendes.

[Travis Ewers 16]

I'm surprised no-one's cited this yet (though perhaps less snide and more completely outrageous, like some of Paul Scholes' efforts):

 

This guy indeed. He's the one that broke Stuart Holden for the states (and, uh, Bolton) in a 2010 WC build up match. Hasn't been the same since.

[Lee909 11,704]

Can we add the whinging dirty cunt that is Eto'o?

[Jose Jones 2,656]

I wouldn't say de Jong is snide, he's more an outright dirty bastard and pretty much everyone knows it.  Same with someone like van Bommel or Kevin Muscat.

[Bjornebye 26,564]

Terry hurlock

Genaro gattuso

Mark Hateley

Fernando ricksen

Barry ferguson

Ian ferguson

Lee mcullough

Kyle bartley

 

 

 

And the snides snide himself

 

El hadj diouf

 

 

Non that shower of rats:

 

Dickov