Tim Sherwood - He's Got To Stay

[Anubis]

Dresses like a dealer.

 

Looks like he lives out of a bin.

 

A team formation dinosaur.

 

Tactically inept.

 

Loves 'earnest' British players. 

 

Incapable of motivating technically superior foreign players.

 

Causes two hour dressing room bust ups.

 

Continually takes swipes at his bosses.

 

Touchline handbags.

 

 

Behaves generally like a baby.

 

Les Ferdinand. 

 

 

This is way too delicious. He just has to stay.

[scudger99]

What the fuck was happening at the end of the game there ?  I had the sound muted and I only caught the last few seconds of some sort of bust up.

[dandyman]

This is good, there's a chance it could take the spotlight of David Moyes, and mean he stays for longer too

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Ever since it was pointed out that he looks like Bert Raccoon I've wanted him to stay.

[Trumo]

What the fuck was happening at the end of the game there ?  I had the sound muted and I only caught the last few seconds of some sort of bust up.

 

After Benfica scored their third, Sherwood took offence to some sort of 'gesture' made by Benfica's coach Jorge Jesus. It was pretty funny watching Sherwood try to act the hard man while Jesus did his best 'Haters Gonna Hate' walk.

 

I don't know if Jesus was trying to wind him up or not, but it seems quite a few English managers get easily offended and aggravated these days. Pardew, Allardyce, Pulis...

[deiseach]

Is there any other derby in the world where a team in a bit of a funk thinks "bring on the other lot, they'll make us feel better about ourselves!" Lucky fucking Arsenal, having that dysfunctional excuse for a club as their 'rivals'.

[Josef Svejk]

The following deserve protection orders:

 

1. Moyes

 

2. Sherwood

 

3. Pardew

 

4. Wenger

[Dr Nowt]

Ever since it was pointed out that he looks like Bert Raccoon I've wanted him to stay.

 

This is White Hart Lane.  Quiet, peaceful, serene.  That is, until Bert Raccoon wakes up.

[Josef Svejk]

After Benfica scored their third, Sherwood took offence to some sort of 'gesture' made by Benfica's coach Jorge Jesus. It was pretty funny watching Sherwood try to act the hard man while Jesus did his best 'Haters Gonna Hate' walk.

 

I don't know if Jesus was trying to wind him up or not, but it seems quite a few English managers get easily offended and aggravated these days. Pardew, Allardyce, Pulis...

 

He was definitely trying to wind him up. But I'd love to know why.

[MLB]

Who the fuck honestly thought this guy was going to do better than Villas Boas?

[Pidge]

[magicrat]

Who the fuck honestly thought this guy was going to do better than Villas Boas?

Levy ?

[dandyman]

Who the fuck honestly thought this guy was going to do better than Villas Boas?

Erm, Tim Sherwood, les Ferdinand, probably 'arry

[Guest LFD]

I don't see what was wrong with what the Benfica coach did.  He was only highlighting that Spurs had only made three completed passes all night.

[Phoenix]

He should definitely stay after learning from "34 years of experience" Hodgson.

[Harry Squatter]

Lets see him rant and rave on the touch line at Anfield when we are twatting them 5-0

[Strontium]

With Daniel Levy as Cyril Sneer

[Dan]

Every time I watch Spurs, Arsenal, Utd, Everton lately I just think we would fucking destroy them...not beat them...destroy them. Saying that, Utd away won't be easy by any means but I hope we just kill the cunts and we are more than capable of that.

 

As for Sherwood, what can I say Haha...a fool

[Pureblood]

Save Bert!

[Dante]

Saw this comment about him on a Spurs forum

 

'Tim Sherwood. The kind of guy that shoots from the hip and talks from the arse'. 

 

Sounds about right.

[Brigant Moloch]

love him, pwopa geeza, Timmy the Windbreaker, Spurs PE teacher, loyal British football man, no fucking clue at all, absolutely adore him, 7 years contract please

[General Dryness]

I don't see what was wrong with what the Benfica coach did.  He was only highlighting that Spurs had only made three completed passes all night.

 

Maybe he was holding up three fingers as a generous estimate of how many games bert has left as Spuds manager?

[GUS]

Just so long as he stays in charge for another month. The way Spurs are playing at the moment with a high defensive line, loads of room behind and in between their defenders, with Henderson, Gerrard and Coutinho threading balls through for Sterling, Suarez and Sturridge, we are going to hammer them at Anfield. 

[Saucepan]

Holy shit, I can`t stop watching that clip of Jorge Jesus. It reminded me of Joe Pesci in Goodfellas when he started sorting out his own people who were trying to calm him down. Brilliant!

[Dr Nowt]

In fairness to the electrician, I think he was only so annoyed when Jesus held up 3 fingers because he didn't realise they'd scored that many.