Marmelade and jam

[Bjornebye]

On ‎16‎/‎09‎/‎2020 at 11:59, Dr Nowt said:

Unable to eat marmalade anymore, so been trying out a few different jams. This is outstanding.

 

Is it a bit sour though? 

 

How is licking peoples fingers in KFC going? 

[Dr Nowt]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Is it a bit sour though? 

 

How is licking peoples fingers in KFC going? 

Not at all. I prefer marmalade so this is like eating a kinder bueno.

[Bjornebye]

Congealed piss 

[Dr Nowt]

Can’t eat it anymore either way mate. Got an enzyme in it which renders my new drugs useless. The orange cunt.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Dr Nowt said:

Can’t eat it anymore either way mate. Got an enzyme in it which renders my new drugs useless. The orange cunt.

I don't envy your condition at all mate you know that but to me that's a silver-lining. 

[Mathewbet1]

On 23/03/2014 at 00:49, AngryofTuebrook said:

I was in a B&B in France a week or two ago and each day started with the landlady's home-made fig jam on a croissant.

 

Pleasant.

the landlady's home-made fig jam all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
the landlady's home-made fig jam brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge

[General Dryness]

50 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Can’t eat it anymore either way mate. Got an enzyme in it which renders my new drugs useless. The orange cunt.

It's the grapefruit component that has the enzyme mate. I can't eat it either, blood pressure meds react with it.

 

There are marmalades without grapefruit though. I get a sweet orange one which is lovely.

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

It's the grapefruit component that has the enzyme mate. I can't eat it either, blood pressure meds react with it.

 

There are marmalades without grapefruit though. I get a sweet orange one which is lovely.

Interesting. Yeah I was told no grapefruit, which is fine by me, but was also told Seville oranges which is pretty much all marmalade, or so I thought.

 

Thats a great tip though - I will have another look about.

[Dr Nowt]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I don't envy your condition at all mate you know that but to me that's a silver-lining. 

Haha. Fair.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Interesting. Yeah I was told no grapefruit, which is fine by me, but was also told Seville oranges which is pretty much all marmalade, or so I thought.

 

Thats a great tip though - I will have another look about.

They probably said Saville oranges then 

[Dr Nowt]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

They probably said Saville oranges then 

I’m very very stoned and lack any verbal dexterity so you can have that one. You fat nonce.

[Bjornebye]

56 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

I’m very very stoned and lack any verbal dexterity so you can have that one. You fat nonce.

Put Life of Brian on or even better, watch Modern Toss on youtube. 

 

Alan definitely posts on here. In-fact, Alan is Tony. 

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Put Life of Brian on or even better, watch Modern Toss on youtube. 

 

Alan definitely posts on here. In-fact, Alan is Tony. 

Who is Alan?

 

I’ve only seen Modern Toss greetings cards, which I think are boss.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

Interesting. Yeah I was told no grapefruit, which is fine by me, but was also told Seville oranges which is pretty much all marmalade, or so I thought.

 

Thats a great tip though - I will have another look about.

Grapefruit was the only one I was specifically warned about, but after a couple of Google searches I see that seville oranges and other Citrus can cause problems too, depending on the meds. In fact the whole subject of drug/food interactions seems like a massive rabbit hole. Milk can interfere with antibiotics? Fucking hell!