Summer Transfers 2014

[Mojo]

Emre Can another name that keeps cropping up. Midfielder/left back. Probably Brendan mentions 'versatility" and the journos go on overdrive, but he looks useful on Youtube, so it must be true...

[Anubis]

Mirror saying Everton want Andros Townsend.

[Stouffer]

Mirror saying Everton want Andros Townsend.

I boubt they can afford him but it'd be a shrewd move.

[TheHowieLama]

Lets hope this Emre can cuz the other Emre couldn't.

[Anubis]

Ian Ayre getting organised in the LFC transfer bunker.

 

 

 

 

[Pidge]

Everton are welcome to him, he's the winger equivalent of Darren Gibson.

[Major Tom]

Daily Star claiming we're ineterested in Daniel Parejo of Balenthia.

 

I only read the good papers.

[Harry Squatter]

Cavani is overrated, plus he looks like a cross between Rocky Dennis from mask and Willie Lopez, the fella who murders Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

[Iceman]

Great shout on Lopez. Throw in that Tyler dude from Aerosmith and gentlemen we have our dna match.

[El Dangerous]

Eden Hazard says his little brother Kylian is better than him and Thorgen. Personally I'd sign the little shit because the name Kill Hazard is possibly the coolest name ever. Hell, team him up with Tranmeres Max Power and we could even see what Danny Invincible is upto these days.

[J-V]

I like the way you think.

[WhiskeyJar]

Liverpool are willing to meet a £20.4m release clause fee for Valencia midfielder Dani Parejo to bring the 25-year-old to Anfield this summer - Talk Sport.

[J-V]

Liverpool are willing to meet a £20.4m release clause fee for Valencia midfielder Dani Parejo to bring the 25-year-old to Anfield this summer - Talk Sport.

 

I bet we're not.

[WhiskeyJar]

I bet we're not.

 

Try this on for size: Chelsea have joined Liverpool and Arsenal in the chase for MK Dons midfielder Dele Alli, 18, who has been dubbed the 'new Steven Gerrard' - The Express.

[Nightcat]

We'll go for Parejo with an £8m offer and insist until the end of August, then we'll say we tried but they were asking for too much.

[Pureblood]

Cavani is overrated, plus he looks like a cross between Rocky Dennis from mask and Willie Lopez, the fella who murders Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

 

Do you think you could be a bit more obscure/specific?  

[Major Tom]

I bet we're not.

 

Parejo isn't worth £20m from what I've seen of him. Vanilla player.

[Major Tom]

We'll go for Parejo with an £8m offer and insist until the end of August, then we'll say we tried but they were asking for too much.

 

You're a fucking whingebag.

 

Still want Rodgers sacked?

[TheHowieLama]

Battle of the Zen Masters!! - Friday night fight.

[Pidge]

We'll go for Parejo with an £8m offer and insist until the end of August, then we'll say we tried but they were asking for too much.

20m is way too much for him. Fuck that.

[Dr Nowt]

Eden Hazard says his little brother Kylian is better than him and Thorgen. Personally I'd sign the little shit because the name Kill Hazard is possibly the coolest name ever. Hell, team him up with Tranmeres Max Power and we could even see what Danny Invincible is upto these days.

Wolf Larsen, Death Larsen, Hector 'Macho' Camacho and Hercules Plato remain on standby.

[Major Tom]

20m is way too much for him. Fuck that.

 

Exactly. £20m will get you the best part of Ratikic(sp?).

[Mojo]

Wolf Larsen, Death Larsen, Hector 'Macho' Camacho and Hercules Plato remain on standby.

Windass

[Nightcat]

Parejo is better than Rakitic.

 

In any case, this is what we are doing,

 

If Rakitic costs 25m we will offer 18m, if Parejo costs 20m, we'll offer 12m.

 

That's what we've been doing.

[J-V]

Parejo isn't worth £20m from what I've seen of him. Vanilla player.

 

That's why I said "I bet we're not".

 

Fuck all this fucking around looking at shit.  Rakitic will be going into his final year of his contract sign the fucker up and be done with it.  He'll hardly cost the earth given the contract situation.