Summer Transfers 2014

[Dr Nowt]

I'm a cunt, you're a cunt, everyone's a cunt.

 

Cunts, cunts, cunts.

 

What's that, Roy Chubby Brown to the tune of Old MacDonald Had A Farm?

[El Dangerous]

I'd prefer Negredo of the two.

Now that Suarez is gone id say it's a safe move to make.

 

It's a shame City aren't Chelsea because Jovetic would be ace for us.

[Bjornebye]

It was an animated tree shaking its head 

[Josef Svejk]

Coady off to Huddersfield, according to Barret. Permanent deal, apparently. £500,000.

[Lee909]

Good luck to him but o dont think he ever was getting first team with us. Hopefully we have a sell on included.

[Lario]

Making room for Rossiter.

[J-V]

Nastasic has been put up for sale have we put a bid in yet.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The lure of champions league. I reckon all the players we have signed so far would of come to us with or without champions league. I was really looking forward to see who the lure of champions league would help us attract because its been our excuse the last few years rather than players are just seriously greedy.

[Strontium]

 

Making room for Rossiter.

 

Cue return of "Rising Scamp" puns

[El Dangerous]

 

The heart wants what the heart wants, and in Icadi's case his heart wants a massive pair of jebs.

The whole ethical dilemma of boning your mates ex isn't hard to understand but what I can't fathom is how anyone could have sloppies on Maradona. I bet the fat coke head is absolutely riddled with bad aids.

[Dr Nowt]

 

 

Cue return of "Rising Scamp" puns

 

We've already got Hit and Miss Jones.

[The Guest]

The lure of champions league. I reckon all the players we have signed so far would of come to us with or without champions league. I was really looking forward to see who the lure of champions league would help us attract because its been our excuse the last few years rather than players are just seriously greedy.

 

I mentioned this earlier on in the window.  I think it will take us a few seasons of being back in it before the Torres' of this world start signing for us again.  That's if we can achieve that.  Players like Reus will dismiss us out of hand at the moment I think.  I'd convinced myself we would get that type of player once we got back in but that's not the case.  We've just made ourselves the front runner when competing with Spurs for players.

 

You can't blame them either.  A lot of these top players won't be spending their time watching MOTD every week etc.  We may just be a flash in the pan in terms of league position etc.  I obviously don't think we are but until we are in the knockout stages of the CL and rattling some of the big guns again these type of players won't pay us any attention.

[Trumo]

Icardi was banging Lopez's missus while they were still married. They got divorced after he found out, and she then got married to Icardi once the divorce was finalised.

[Dr Nowt]

Did he ever wear Lopez's shirt while he was on the job though?

 

Now that would be taking the piss.

[Denny Crane]

The whole ethical dilemma of boning your mates ex isn't hard to understand but what I can't fathom is how anyone could have sloppies on Maradona. I bet the fat coke head is absolutely riddled with bad aids.

 

I am willing to bet most lads are not asked with the history of most women. If we did sit and think who has been there, well. Anyway if Carlton Cole has slept with over 1000 women there is a high chance that someone reading this thread has had his sloppy seconds even you El.

[Dr Nowt]

[Josef Svejk]

The Guardian:

 

"Liverpool have completed their seventh signing of the summer after landing Javier Manquillo on an unusual two-year loan from Atlético Madrid. The 20-year-old defender underwent a medical on Merseyside earlier this week and has finalised a transfer from the Spanish champions that may allow Liverpool to make the deal permanent, for a fee of around £5m, should he settle in English football. Atlético can break the loan arrangement and recall Manquillo for a fee next summer while Liverpool have an option to buy the player outright in 2016."

 

If he has a decent season, we'll lose him next summer?

[Cardie]

The Guardian:

 

"Liverpool have completed their seventh signing of the summer after landing Javier Manquillo on an unusual two-year loan from Atlético Madrid. The 20-year-old defender underwent a medical on Merseyside earlier this week and has finalised a transfer from the Spanish champions that may allow Liverpool to make the deal permanent, for a fee of around £5m, should he settle in English football. Atlético can break the loan arrangement and recall Manquillo for a fee next summer while Liverpool have an option to buy the player outright in 2016."

 

If he has a decent season, we'll lose him next summer?

They'll have to pay us for a player they own.

 

 

[J-V]

They'll have to pay us for a player they own.

 

 

Great success!

 

[Josef Svejk]

They'll have to pay us for a player they own.

 

If he's good, yeah. They'll pay us for a player they own who's gained invaluable experience.

[SoMuch4Gravity]

They'll have to pay us for a player they own.

 

That would be insult to injury, he has a good year, they pay us for him, we end up extending Johnson...

 

Where's my only bullet...

[Jairzinho]

So if he's good, they take him back. He's shit, we get to sign him.

[an tha]

Story on the express site that Higuain has a transfer fee clause of £80m.

 

That can't be right, they also reckon us and Arsenal are after him.

 

At that price they can frigging have him.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I don't see Manquillo getting enough games to prove anything very much, seems like a back up option in case of injuries.

[SoMuch4Gravity]

Story on the express site that Higuain has a transfer fee clause of £80m.

 

That can't be right, they also reckon us and Arsenal are after him.

 

At that price they can frigging have him.

 

They will never get that. But that might not stop teams inquiring if they will take less.