Summer Transfers 2014

[El Dangerous]

Watching BBC red button; do you reckon that Hades would think I'm a racist if I confess to fucking despising that talentless, money grabbing twat Jason Roberts ?

 

He almost makes me nostalgic for fucking Garth Crooks !

If you are he'll be pimping himself to media outlets to slate you to grab a bit of coin. I hate the cunt. He looks like Alexandra Burke as well.

[Megadrive Man]

Hopefully he has failed the medical, but United bottle it and sign him anyway.

[gingerhulk]

Valdes to sign when he has recovered from his knee injury. Few papers in spain mentioning it. 

[Arl arse]

Valdes to sign when he has recovered from his knee injury. Few papers in spain mentioning it.

 

Excellent piece of business if true.

[fowler9]

hmm I'm a big Mig fan but as long as Valdes (who I've not always rated too highly) wasn't given a straight pass into the team (if Mig is playing well at the time of course) it is very good competition and would probably make both of them up their game

[J-V]

I'm impressed with our business this window a marked improvement. Well done to those involved. Including Ayre.

[JaminKibbler]

So Borini and Lucas haven't been moved on?

 

Guess it's extra back-up and means nothing to us as fans but will hurt FSG in terms of wages. Really thought those two would go, the money would have helped our January fund. 

[Dr Nowt]

Watching BBC red button; do you reckon that Hades would think I'm a racist if I confess to fucking despising that talentless, money grabbing twat Jason Roberts ?

 

He almost makes me nostalgic for fucking Garth Crooks !

 

It's just an instinctive feeling that creeps over you with Roberts isn't it, even without the sound on you can be comfortably assured that he's an utter cunt.

 

Don't worry though fans of making racism accusations, as I can disclose I hate roughly 97.8% of human beings, not all of whom aren't white.

[Jairzinho]

Most of the people I hate are white. I'm not entirely sure if this makes me racist or not.

[Tony Moanero]

Most of the people I hate are cunts. I'm not sure if this makes me a cuntist or not.

[Arl arse]

Most of the people I hate are white. I'm not entirely sure if this makes me racist or not.

Only if his name is Jim, you big transfer hating racist.

[Dr Nowt]

Most of the people I hate are white. I'm not entirely sure if this makes me racist or not.

 

A self-hating honky, or are you one of those other types?

[Iceman]

A honky hating selfie?

[Dr Nowt]

A hating selfies honky. 

 

Or Kate Upton, to be precise.

[Jairzinho]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/media/embed/82404406

[Iceman]

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[Iceman]

Boogie Woogie !

[m0e]

I reckon players don't want to leave us because we're fucking awesome.

 

Happy with Lucas and Borini as cover because, quite frankly, i couldn't give a shit about wages amd net spend.

 

This is possibly the strongest squad we've had since the treble season and I'm chuffed.

[m0e]

As for Wellcrap, United sold him, to a rival, to fund 1 season of Falcao. 1. That's how shit he is.

[Anubis]

It's just an instinctive feeling that creeps over you with Roberts isn't it, even without the sound on you can be comfortably assured that he's an utter cunt.

 

Don't worry though fans of making racism accusations, as I can disclose I hate roughly 97.8% of human beings, not all of whom aren't white.

 

Goatee and pure arrogance fuelled by an incorrect sense of the level of his own intellect. Fucking Grade A tosser.

[Paulie Dangerously]

So we're stuck with Lucas and Borini and Assaidi would only go on loan? Doh

[Paco]

so

 

mignolet

jones

 

johnson

manquillo

flanagan

 

lovren

skrtel

 

sakho

toure

 

moreno

enrique

 

gerrard

can

 

henderson

allen

 

lallana

coutinho

 

sterling

markovic

suso

 

sturridge

lambert

 

balotelli

borini

[Josef Svejk]

Don't fuck with 'Arry...

 

 

 

And they say dogs look like their owners...

[Josef Svejk]

Well deserved, this:

 

https://vine.co/v/OBUDZrAjOnH

[m0e]

so

 

mignolet

jones

 

johnson

manquillo

flanagan

 

lovren

skrtel

 

sakho

toure

 

moreno

enrique

 

gerrard

can

 

henderson

allen

 

lallana

coutinho

 

sterling

markovic

suso

 

sturridge

lambert

 

balotelli

borini

Add Lucas and that's our 25 man squad.

 

Good times.