Summer Transfers 2014

[Harry Squatter]

Says on his Wikipedia page that he had a trial with us in 2007, obviously we didn't opt to buy him.

[Bjornebye]

 I honestly don’t see the appeal with Bony. He is a lazy bastard. One decent season of goals that’s it. We need a proven top goalscorer (Higuain) or an early 20’s ready to blitz everyone player. (Volland)

 

Fuck Bony. Fuck him in his uterus. 

[Gnasher]

Ched Evans out of nick this week?

[DanDanShaw]

 I honestly don’t see the appeal with Bony. He is a lazy bastard. One decent season of goals that’s it. We need a proven top goalscorer (Higuain) or an early 20’s ready to blitz everyone player. (Volland)

 

Fuck Bony. Fuck him in his uterus. 

 

Is right.  If the ball is either side of him he doesn't move for it, and when he does collect the ball he just shoots because he's too fucking lazy to move with him.  What a shit signing that will be.

[gingerhulk]

Few papers and radio stations in Spain reporting the reus is close to atletico for 27million.

 

That's got to be bollocks.

[El Dangerous]

Few papers and radio stations in Spain reporting the reus is close to atletico for 27million.

 

That's got to be bollocks.

Wouldn't be too shocking. A year at Atletico then a big money move to Barce. Probably set up by agents with the clubs all agreeing a suitable release clause for the next season.

[DanDanShaw]

Wouldn't be too shocking. A year at Atletico then a big money move to Barce. Probably set up by agents with the clubs all agreeing a suitable release clause for the next season.

 

I don't see any point in that, he's already the real deal so why would Barcelona make a direct rival stronger, just to pay them more money - to go out and make themselves stronger again?

[Elite]

Athletico are Spanish champions and CL runners-up, it's no suprise that they can attract big names.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Few papers and radio stations in Spain reporting the reus is close to atletico for 27million.

 

That's got to be bollocks.

 

Yep it's a story that smells funnier than a dead dog in the sun... balls.

[kemskem]

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Graham Hunter‏@BumperGraham

It is being stared by @J__Gato who is a reliable guy that #Atletico WILL sign #Reus. IF this comes off it's close to the deal of the summer

 

 

shame he's out of our league as a player. He would have been good

[JermainePennant]

Athletico are Spanish champions and CL runners-up, it's no suprise that they can attract big names.

Regardless of that they are broke, they had a similar wage budget to Fulham last season, if athletico were in for him and close to a deal we should be going in and blowing them out of the water with our offer to reus.

[Jose Jones]

Regardless of that they are broke, they had a similar wage budget to Fulham last season, if athletico were in for him and close to a deal we should be going in and blowing them out of the water with our offer to reus.

Indeed, we can definitely compete with Atletico on wages and opportunities. And Reus would fit perfectly. Once he was fit.

[DanDanShaw]

Indeed, we can definitely compete with Atletico on wages and opportunities. And Reus would fit perfectly. Once he was fit.

 

They can't be that broke when they've spent £50m this summer and plan on spending more.

[Jairzinho]

Athletico are Spanish champions and CL runners-up, it's no suprise that they can attract big names.

 

Two team league, is La Liga. Well, if you ignore the Champions.

[El Dangerous]

I don't see any point in that, he's already the real deal so why would Barcelona make a direct rival stronger, just to pay them more money - to go out and make themselves stronger again?

Lack of funds would be their main motivator and being Reus' preferred destination. Place him at Atletico as a holding club for a year and stop him moving to Bayern or a team who won't play ball with a reasonable release clause then buy him when they're flush again next year. Doesn't his buy out kick in for domestic rival next season so by doing this they'd block Bayern. Far fetched bollocks probably but either way I'd expect him to be at Barce for the 15/16 season.

[Frankenhooker]

I don't think Bony is a good fit for us, but he's had more than one good season, unless you mean in England, which while true is only because he's only had one season.

 

He has a better than a one in two record, playing over 200 games.

[Jose Jones]

They can't be that broke when they've spent £50m this summer and plan on spending more.

They spend about a tenth of what Real Madrid and Barca do. So we won't be competing with 300 grand a week wages. I guess they got 32 mill for Costa and must have made a decent packet from the Champions League. So have a bit of loot.

[RazorBack]

Bony is fucking horse shit.  He's as slow as he is lazy.

 

Slow? OK. Horseshit? OK. Lazy? Doubt it.

[DanDanShaw]

Lack of funds would be their main motivator and being Reus' preferred destination. Place him at Atletico as a holding club for a year and stop him moving to Bayern or a team who won't play ball with a reasonable release clause then buy him when they're flush again next year. Doesn't his buy out kick in for domestic rival next season so by doing this they'd block Bayern. Far fetched bollocks probably but either way I'd expect him to be at Barce for the 15/16 season.

 

Barcelona do not have a lack of funds.

[DanDanShaw]

 

Slow? OK. Horseshit? OK. Lazy? Doubt it.

 

So because he cut means he isn't lazy?  What a fucking stupid thing to say.  He can go to the gym and lift weights all day, that doesn't mean he puts the graft in on the pitch.

[Adebisi]

Are people judging Bony on MOTD highlights or actual matches? Because he's not slow nor is he lazy. 

[DanDanShaw]

Are people judging Bony on MOTD highlights or actual matches? Because he's not slow nor is he lazy. 

 

Please don't tell me he isn't slow.  I'm judging from the two matches I've seen him live at the stadium last season, plus the few times they've been on Sky.  Lazy could be argued, but slow is a fact.  He's a fucking carthorse.  The UHT milk in my fridge will turn quicker than him.

[Bjornebye]

Rues is available?

 

Someone needs to fucking drive down to melwood now and just constantly shout Reus reus Reus over the wall. 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

Slow? OK. Horseshit? OK. Lazy? Doubt it.

 

 

Ive got a better body than that and i'm a right lazy cunt. 

 

I got someone else to type this post. 

[Jairzinho]

He's lazier than he is slow, and he's quite slow.