Alan Pardew

[Trumo]

His programme notes.

 

 

How could he claim his post-match annoyance at the penalty decision wasn't directed at the officials but at Carragher's post-match comments? Carragher hadn't aired those comments yet!

[G Richards]

Bit of a strange one that! He must have thrown his coat down because he knew, sometime later that evening, that Carra would be saying it was a penalty!

[Russ Atmosphere]

Rodgers is hanging about for the England job for sure.

[Adebisi]

Hasn't won a PL game since December. Their cup run is keeping him in a job and unless he wins it I'd be surprised if they kept him on board next season. They might not even be in the league, they've got a tough run in,

[magicrat]

His programme notes.

 

 

How could he claim his post-match annoyance at the penalty decision wasn't directed at the officials but at Carragher's post-match comments? Carragher hadn't aired those comments yet!

 

He's an idiot and not too clever when it comes to continuity .

[Anubis]

No way Pardew wrote that. The spelling is correct. As anyone who has seen one of his emails will attest, spelling and grammar are not strengths of his.

[RobbieOR]

No way Pardew wrote that. The spelling is correct. As anyone who has seen one of his emails will attest, spelling and grammar are not strengths of his.

 

No mention of storming any castles either.

[Paco]

Hope newcastle put palace down.

[an tha]

Nah, he won't get the England job after this recent run. Unless he wins the cup.

If the owl can get the job then pretty much anybody can.

[Josef Svejk]

If the owl can get the job then pretty much anybody can.

 

The owl isn't potential tabloid gold...

[AngryOfTuebrook]

He's an idiot and not too clever when it comes to continuity .

Weaselly little cunt still harping on as if it was such an obvious dive, that he doesn't have to come right out and say "it was a dive".  Hasn't got the spuds to go to print with "Benteke is a cheat" so the snidey fucking shithouse just drops insinuations everywhere.

 

Maybe everyone in the Match of the Day studio are all biased Liverpool fans like Carra.  Maybe the cameras are, too.

[Anubis]

Weaselly little cunt still harping on as if it was such an obvious dive, that he doesn't have to come right out and say "it was a dive". Hasn't got the spuds to go to print with "Benteke is a cheat" so the snidey fucking shithouse just drops insinuations everywhere.

And glosses over his own player at Reading.

[Lycan]

And glosses over his own player at Reading.

I bet he hasn't complained about obvious penalty Leicester should've had yesterday either. The fucking blert.

[Bjornebye]

If he gets jibbed from Palace his stock will drop further and he will fuck off to the lower leagues where he belongs. he is a Peterborough manager. that kind of club. 

[Gnasher]

He reminds me of the sort of character you'd get in Minder.

 

Be called Turkish Steve because he owned a sauna, always hiding from someone's husband who wanted to break his legs.

 

It im Terry.

[RobbieOR]

If the owl can get the job then pretty much anybody can.

 

In the eyes of the FA, Hodgey is about as inoffensive as it gets. He puts his foot in it every so often but he won't be caught on the front of a tabloid after shagging around. Pardew would end up being sacked far more acrimoniously than Glenn Hoddle was. 

[Chairman Meow]

"If it had been us it wouldn't have been given" isn't aimed at the officials?

 

I didn't know Carra was allowed to award penalties. He should do it more often, we need all the help we can get. 

[Tony Moanero]

Vitalite is shite.

[lifetime fan]

The cunt is a legend for all the wrong reasons.

 

*"Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew has promised a new brand of football this season with a slant towards the tiki-taka style pioneered by reigning La Liga champions Barcelona".

 

*"Crystal Palace are ready to bid for West Ham striker Andy Carroll, 27, if they fail to sign Liverpool forward Christian Benteke, 25".

[Lee909]

Has tiki-taka ever been in the same sentence as Andy Carroll or Benteke before

[Trumo]

They have a red and blue striped kit, and that's about as close as Pardew will get to tiki-taka Barcelona. He'll have to settle for largin' it down La Rambla chasing skirt to see his name in the same sentence as Barcelona.

[magicrat]

Has tiki-taka ever been in the same sentence as Andy Carroll or Benteke before

From Wiki...

 

"Tiki-taka is, above all, a systems approach to football founded upon team unity and a comprehensive understanding in the geometry of space on a football field"

 

There are words there that Carroll and Benteke will not have seen before.  I doubt Carroll has a comprehensive understanding of how to dress himself

[Guest]

Has tiki-taka ever been in the same sentence as Andy Carroll or Benteke before

 

Yes, I'm pretty sure that there have been quotes that both Andy Carroll and Christian Benteke are unsuitable to tiki-taka. Which would probably explain why Alan Pardew wants to prove everyone wrong.

 

If he wants to prove doubters wrong, there is an Italian striker at Liverpool who is also completely unsuited to tiki-taka. Buy one, get one for a modest price.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

"He wants to implement the Teke-Teke style of football, which is, above all, a systems approach to football founded upon pumping the ball in to the big man on a football field"

[Russ Atmosphere]

*"Crystal Palace are ready to bid for West Ham striker Andy Carroll, 27, if they fail to sign Liverpool forward Christian Benteke, 25".

#prayforPalace