Malaysian Boeing 777 goes missing

[JohnnyH]

Has this ever happened to your lot Johnny?  Have you been a bit careless and lost one over the IOM triangle? Maybe you're just better at keeping that stuff out of the papers.  

 

And stop showing off, 'two coats' Heavey.

 

When it happens to us, we just ring the mobiles and then listen out for them. 

 

It’s a pain in the arse if the plane’s on ‘silent’ though.  This could be what's happened here?

[Section_31]

What do you get if you cross a jet plane with an accountant? A boring 747.

[Spy Bee]

This is awesome...

 

The seemingly chaotic search operation also came under fire amid reports that the Malaysian government had invited a witch doctor to help hunt for the plane. According to the South China Morning Post Ibrahim Mat Zin, a famous witch doctor, was quoted as saying: “I think the plane is still in the air or has crashed into the sea.” .

 

[Red Dawn]

..so that seems to suggest they could be alive or they could be dead. Hmmmmmm.....the plot thickens.

[Spy Bee]

Red Dawn, I think you are either inside or outside. Just call me Witch Doctor Spy Bee!

[Harry Squatter]

It flew into a black hole and landed on Mongo. The Pilot is playing the tree beast against Timothy Dalton as we speak.

[bouncebrigade]

Did anyone see the reconstruction on Sky News last night.  Some "expert" pilot used a simulator to re-enact the flight and put forward a theory that there was a loss of cabin pressure that would have knocked out the pilots in seconds but not before they reset the auto pilot for a different course. They then would have flown hundreds of miles in whatever direction until the autopilot was set until it ran out of fuel.

 

.......but did the guy really need to pretend he was knocked out and slump over in his seat?...You stay classy Sky News!

 

That looks very likely now, like.

[bouncebrigade]

One of my mates is convinced its pilot suicide.

 

To be fair, based on what we know (i.e. fuck all), there's not a lot you would rule out for certain.

 

Mind you if I was a betting man, I'd say it's not pilot suicide.

[Bjornebye]

As long as they all had their seat belts on and their trays up they will be perfectly safe regardless. 

[PestiRed]

But what if they didn't put their heads between their knees? How can you possibly survive a 36,000 foot drop if you don't have your heads between your knees?

[Rico1304]

But what if they didn't put their heads between their knees? How can you possibly survive a 36,000 foot drop if you don't have your heads between your knees?

I've I'm dropping 36,000 feet to my certain death if want someone else's head between my knees, preferably the fittest stewardess there is.

[Alan Sex]

..so that seems to suggest they could be alive or they could be dead. Hmmmmmm.....the plot thickens.

 

It's Schrodinger's plane.

[Dougie Do'ins]

I've I'm dropping 36,000 feet to my certain death if want someone else's head between my knees, preferably the fittest stewardess there is.

 

 

[Dan Vito Corleone]

China claiming they have clocked some debris.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Have u ever comtemplated rape ??? My dick is ready to shoot up any bewer who walks past at this very moment.

[chrisbonnie]

China claiming they have clocked some debris.

"oh, herro, we ah fendly Chinese people, we no blow up the plane, in fract, our biggest destroyer which is equipped with sea to air missiles is coming up on its location as we squint, how rucky"

 

Sneaky currency manipulating weasels. They blew the fucking thing out of the sky.

 

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[Bjornebye]

Have u ever comtemplated rape ??? My dick is ready to shoot up any bewer who walks past at this very moment.

 

Wrong thread 

[Dan Vito Corleone]

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They blew the fucking thing out of the sky.

 

Why?

[chrisbonnie]

Why?

By mistake, it wouldn't be the first time a naval warship has blown a commercial jet out of the sky.

 

It's fairly common knowledge a british ship shot down aerlingus flight 712 back in the 60's/70's as well.

 

 

 

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[Dan Vito Corleone]

It's fairly common knowledge a british ship shot down aerlingus flight 712 back in the 60's/70's as well.

 

It isn't. It's a theory.

 

Most of the theories surrounding that flight surround mechanical failure and that was what the Irish government believe. The most commonly known shootdowns are Iran Air 655 and KAL 007/902.

[chrisbonnie]

It isn't. It's a theory.

 

Most of the theories surrounding that flight surround mechanical failure and that was what the Irish government believe. The most commonly known shootdowns are Iran Air 655 and KAL 007/902.

TomAto, tomato.

 

Either way, I wouldnt trust them funny fungus eaters as far as I could throw them.

 

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[Carvalho Diablo]

I shoy my old lady down I shot her down to the ground.

 

Slag.

[Bjornebye]

Now we all know they are obviously dead, i hope it is something like a chinese missile or godzilla. we will be told its a malfunction regardless. 

[RedKnight]

Godzilla's got a new movie coming out so he could do with the publicity, or it could be Mothra, pissed off that she's not in the new movie.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Now we all know they are obviously dead, i hope it is something like a chinese missile or godzilla. we will be told its a malfunction regardless. 

 

Which is what it probably is. The simplest explanation is usually the right one.