Malaysian Boeing 777 goes missing

[Bjornebye]

Bogs in the cockpit. Can't be that hard. Door only lockable from inside the trap. Not being funny but some trolley dolley sitting in with the co-pilot while the captain goes for a shit isn't stopping him if he is determined to fly the fucker into a mountain. She could get her tits out and try and calm him down I suppose.

 

"I'm just going for a shit, and don't even think about killing us all, I'll only be half an hour, pass that newspaper"

[bouncebrigade]

Bogs in the cockpit. Can't be that hard. Door only lockable from inside the trap. Not being funny but some trolley dolley sitting in with the co-pilot while the captain goes for a shit isn't stopping him if he is determined to fly the fucker into a mountain. She could get her tits out and try and calm him down I suppose.

 

"I'm just going for a shit, and don't even think about killing us all, I'll only be half an hour, pass that newspaper"

 

"But Captain, we are due to land in 20 minutes."

[Guest davelfc]

Okay, so I was talking to a pilot last night and he said that it's actually really easy to turn off ACARS and the transponder without leaving the cockpit. He said that neither are infallible either and that ACARS does sometimes turn itself off. He doesn't claim to know the answers, but whenever I have read about ACARS it's been claimed that it is very difficult to manually turn it off.

 

I thought that while it was easy to turn off, it was not possible to deactivate it fully from inside the plane. Which is why it kept sending the ping. 

[Spy Bee]

I thought that while it was easy to turn off, it was not possible to deactivate it fully from inside the plane. Which is why it kept sending the ping. 

Everything I read about it said that you had to be outside the cockpit and through a trapdoor to change anything. I think they said that only an engineer could entirely disable it. This pilot man told me different though.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Bjornebye]

How the fuck did they get that there 

[General Dryness]

How the fuck did they get that there 

 

They were aiming for the drink.

[VladimirIlyich]

How the fuck did they get that there

A Female Pilot?

[stringvest]

 

looks like a really shit Tracy Island

[VladimirIlyich]

'Dude,Where's My Airplane?'

[Dougie Do'ins]

MH370 search crews find shipwreck in the Indian Ocean off the western coast of Australia

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/mh370-search-crews-find-shipwreck-in-the-indian-ocean-off-the-western-coast-of-australia-10246633.html

[Bjornebye]

That ships in the drink 

[General Dryness]

That ships in the drink 

 

I heard it was transporting cases of wine and barrels of beer.

 

The drinks are in the ship.

[Dougie Do'ins]

 

 

Crews have now covered 75 per cent of the original search area, it has been reported.

It's not going to be where they think it is, is it ?

[cloggypop]

It'll be in the last place they look.

[General Dryness]

It's not going to be where they think it is, is it ?

 

Round and round and round it goes, where it crashed nobody knows.

[Anubis]

'Dude,Where's My Airplane?'

 

[General Dryness]

Melissa is naked on her hols? Brilliant.

[Spy Bee]

It's not going to be where they think it is, is it ?

No.

[bouncebrigade]

It'll be in the last place they look.

 

Where did I leave my glasses?

[bouncebrigade]

It's not going to be where they think it is, is it ?

 

It's in the drink, I suspect.

[bouncebrigade]

http://travel.aol.co.uk/2015/05/11/malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-all-pilots-believe-no-mysterday-hijacked/

 

Key line for me:

 

"He does not believe that it was flown until it ran out fuel, because it would have crashed in a "near vertical dive", smashing into pieces that would have washed up the shores of Tasmania, New Zealand's South Island, or Chile in South America."

[Spy Bee]

It's the equivalent of Houdini making an elephant disappear in front of a room full of people.

[Bjornebye]

Might use that next time i'm trying to fuck a fat bird

[Anny Road]

MH370 search crews find shipwreck in the Indian Ocean off the western coast of Australia

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/mh370-search-crews-find-shipwreck-in-the-indian-ocean-off-the-western-coast-of-australia-10246633.html