Malaysian Boeing 777 goes missing

[Anubis]

Wouldn't he have meant lack of resistance to the sound it makes travelling through salt water?

[Guest Kemlynreds]

Should have enough power to go on indefinitely, there's loads of currents in the ocean

 

 

 

 

I've already got my coat

[Champ]

In salt water. I don't fucking know, it's to do with currents and electric and shit. He must know what he's talking about, he's worked all over the world doing his thing. He's just been head hunted for a permanent position in Canada. He has told me about it. It was about as much use as talking to a dog about quantum physics.

 

Haha. Not just me, then?

 

There's you trying to be helpful, Spy Bee, offering some information you have picked up for the gathered assembly and what thanks do you get? None, I tell you, just some smart arse asking tricky questions

 

Edit. Not sure why Spy Bee's reply doesnt appear in quotes.

[dandyman]

In salt water. I don't fucking know, it's to do with currents and electric and shit. He must know what he's talking about, he's worked all over the world doing his thing. He's just been head hunted for a permanent position in Canada. He has told me about it. It was about as much use as talking to a dog about quantum physics.

 

Haha. Not just me, then?

 

There's you trying to be helpful, Spy Bee, offering some information you have picked up for the gathered assembly and what thanks do you get? None, I tell you, just some smart arse asking tricky questions

 

Edit. Not sure why Spy Bee's reply doesnt appear in quotes.

Bad.workman.tools

[Champ]

Bad.workman.tools

 

You aint seen the 'tools' we're given to work with

[Spy Bee]

It's nothing to do with the signal it is to do with the battery. I'll ask him what he means... in fact, list your questions and I'll email them to him!

[Bjornebye]

BREAKING NEWS: The beep was a whale mating and no-one has a fucking scooby-doo where this cunt of a tin can with wings is. 

[Liverpool lad]

I thought salt was bad for you

[Champ]

It's nothing to do with the signal it is to do with the battery. I'll ask him what he means... in fact, list your questions and I'll email them to him!

 

Bloke on the radio the other morning reckoned  the battery life was 30-35 days. Pretty much where we are now, curiously

[Spy Bee]

Bloke on the radio the other morning reckoned  the battery life was 30-35 days. Pretty much where we are now, curiously

This mate of mine reckons it would be totally different in fresh water to salt water, but yeah, this is entirely predictable. Signal will be lost soon no doubt.

[Dougie Do'ins]

It's nothing to do with the signal it is to do with the battery. I'll ask him what he means... in fact, list your questions and I'll email them to him!

 Ask him if he knows where the plane is.

[cochyn]

This mate of mine reckons it would be totally different in fresh water to salt water, but yeah, this is entirely predictable. Signal will be lost soon no doubt.

 

Salt water is denser than fresh so the sound waves would travel further (denser medium). Won't affect the battery though. Unless someone takes them out, and rubs them on their pants - maybe they'll get another few days out of them.

[Mike D]

Phones would find it.

[Anubis]

I can't believe the Octonauts aren't all over this.

[Pureblood]

I hope the people searching stumble across a giant squid or rogue giant saltwater croc and it eats them all   That's the only good thing that can come out of this now.  

[TheBitch]

I can't believe the Octonauts aren't all over this.

 

"You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day"

 

Stupid Dave.

[Alan Sex]

Bubble Guppies found it and put the passengers in underwater concentration camps.

 

Line up. Line up. Line up everybody outside! Outside! Schnell!

 

 

Now they just use the plane to fuck about on.

[Fowlers God]

It was the Russians

[Reds4Life]

Sounds more and more like it's time to give the Wonderpets a bell

[BCM]

So ..... Where is this plane then ?

[dandyman]

Reckon it's got to be Ariel the Mermaid

[Red Dawn]

should be easy to find it..dunno what the fuss is all about...useless navy..just keep scrolling

 

[Spy Bee]

Convenient!

 

They've released new data that shows that after flying around the Malaysian Peninsula the plane dropped to an altitude of below 5000ft. That has surely been done to avoid detection by radar.

[Red Dawn]

Convenient!

 

They've released new data that shows that after flying around the Malaysian Peninsula the plane dropped to an altitude of below 5000ft. That has surely been done to avoid detection by radar.

 

I bet the pilot was a big fan of Harrier Attack and played it on his simulator...cant help admire the guy for trying it out in real life with a 777

 

[Bjornebye]

James Cameron knows where the cunt is