So there was a buy out clause

[Gnasher]

Well done John H. You've pissed off the arsenal good and proper, have a look at this

 

https://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/liverpool-football-club-release-luis-suarez-to-arsenal-football-club

[Major Tom]

I think that's a joke, Gnasher.

[deiseach]

It's a damn fine joke. Well, I laughed anyway.

[Dr. J]

The main thing I don't understand is why were we FORCED to sell Torres?

 

He seems to be contradicting himself a bit here? 

 

Maybe because at the highest echelons of the club they were aware that Torres would go on sulking and refuse to perform for the team if he was forced to stay. Suarez, otoh, loves football too much to be that much of a cunt, and they knew it.

[Nightcat]

So why did he have stir this shite again? I seriously don't understand the point of revisiting this discussion while we are challenging for the league.

[A_S]

Wait, was that a ransom note demanding the 'return' of Suarez? Fucking wankers. Some pretty hilarious 'reasons' for signing that joke of a petition if you need a laugh.

 

As for everyone banging on about it upsetting title challenges etc. I'd say there is a fair chance the club it will upset the most are based in North London and have an old woman as their manager. They are also on the brink of a cuntish run of games, yet still managed to get a head start on it by losing to Stoke in hilarious circumstances (strikers who can't score, followed by a VERY harsh pen against)

 

Just think of how poor Wenger must feel right now. Team's form dipping, injuries to key players and potentially only a week away from being out of every competition Arsenal are still involved in, making it 9 years since a trophy. Then this hits social media, the papers and TV. I'm picturing Walt at the end of 'Crawl Space'.

[Megadrive Man]

Rumour has it that the FA are going to investigate this and will transfer Suarez to Arsenal and add all 24 of his league goals to the league game we played at Anfield, which now means we actually lost that game 5-25.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Rumour has it that the FA are going to investigate this and will transfer Suarez to Arsenal and add all 24 of his league goals to the league game we played at Anfield, which now means we actually lost that game 5-25.

For fucks sake. I had 5-25 as the score line in that game.

[Reds4Life]

Where's the doughnut money John?

[etho]

John, I want a Konoplyanka Centre midfielder full back and centre half flavoured doughut in the summer, if you could mention that at a talk that would be great thanks.

[Rambo]

He obviously wants to win the dick measuring contest.

[deiseach]

Dinner at the Henry household:

 

[bonesman]

Ive just come across the actual footage from the said event courtesy of Srijandeep Das ‏@LFC_360, its a daily motion vid and I dont know post it here but the link is below.. 

enjoy..

 

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1eozbg_henry_animals

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Shadiest part of this story is.... Just who is that dodgy looking character smirking behind JWH?

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Well done John H. You've pissed off the arsenal good and proper, have a look at this

 

https://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/liverpool-football-club-release-luis-suarez-to-arsenal-football-club

Comedy gold, this.  Nearly got the 2,500 signatures - and I'd be surprised if half of them were genuine.

 

The Goons tried to take the piss and came unstuck.  Now it's time to laugh at them.