These gourmet burger joints.

[Dr Nowt]

Can't stand hipsters me.

 

And I was into gourmet burgers fucking years before everyone else.

[Champ]

Buying and washing up?

 

I'd put taste, ethics, animal husbandry, and enjoyment above 'buying and washing up'. 

 

Dont tell me you never have a takeaway

[Elite]

Bet all these hipsters don't get fur burger very often, melts.

[General Dryness]

Dont tell me you never have a takeaway

 

Lifeys a home cooking hipster.

[General Dryness]

Bet all these hipsters don't get fur burger very often, melts.

 

Nah. For every hipster, theres at least ten nubile hipster-enabler chicks willing to fanny scrub their shit beards for them. "He's just so different, y'know?". Fucking behave.

[Champ]

Lifeys a home cooking hipster.

 

Takes one to know one. Just sampling my own celeriac and pear soup just now, don'cha know

[General Dryness]

Takes one to know one. Just sampling my own celeriac and pear soup just now, don'cha know

 

For the record, and its not very hip of me I know, but I rarely approve of fruit in savoury dishes. Bit of a traditionalist in that way. Still, horses for courses, one mans meat etc.

[lifetime fan]

Dont tell me you never have a takeaway

 

Of course I do.

 

Just i'm not a complete twat who pays twice as much for the same meal where the animal has had the same life.

[Champ]

For the record, and its not very hip of me I know, but I rarely approve of fruit in savoury dishes. Bit of a traditionalist in that way. Still, horses for courses, one mans meat etc.

 

And I'm a bit like that but I had some at friend's. And it really works...with a dollop of double cream and chives, from the garden

[chris71]

I prefer Burger King.

[Elite]

Nah. For every hipster, theres at least ten nubile hipster-enabler chicks willing to fanny scrub their shit beards for them. "He's just so different, y'know?". Fucking behave.

*throws razors in nearest bin*

[Mathewbet1]

What about a perfectly round fillet steak in a burger bun. Surely the perfect posh burger? But when does a burger stop being a burger?

[General Dryness]

What about a perfectly round fillet steak in a burger bun. Surely the perfect posh burger? But when does a burger stop being a burger?

 

When it isn't minced meat formed into a flattened round shape?

 

Your fillet steak in a burger bun would be a steak sandwich.

[Stouffer]

The butchers near me do a decent pork and apple burger.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Tell you what fucks me off about burgers, or should I say some of the wrong un's who eat them, who on God's green earth eats a beef burger with a knife and Fork ?! The absolute nadir of poofterishness.

 

You should treat your beefburger like you treat a beautiful woman, grab them buns firmly with both hands and tear right in there.

 

[General Dryness]

Exactly. Knife and fork to eat a burger. Weak. Why bother with the bun if you're going to use a knife and fork? The bun is to keep your hands dry while you scoff your way through the tasty filling.

[Champ]

What about a perfectly round fillet steak in a burger bun. Surely the perfect posh burger? But when does a burger stop being a burger?

 

What an abomination. Part of the joy of a piece of meat is its individual character. We're not talking conveyor belt food, like those perfectly round egg mcmuffin things, here. Well, I'm not. And the bun had better not be those uniformly round, shiny on top, disintegrate to mush as soon as they come into contact with the other ingredients excuses for bread either.

 

Mathewbet1, we could never get along

[s(k)aturation]

There's no great technological, faceless, sinister, oppressive, post-industrial revolutionary, conveyor belt chicanery to an Egg Mcmuffin, Champ.

They just cook the egg in one of those metal rings I think.

The ring doesn't make the egg any different from other eggs in any way other than shape.

Well, apart from the fact that they cook the living shit out of it.

[Champ]

There's no great technological, faceless, sinister, oppressive, post-industrial revolutionary, conveyor belt chicanery to an Egg Mcmuffin, Champ.

They just cook the egg in one of those metal rings I think.

The ring doesn't make the egg any different from other eggs in any way other than shape.

Well, apart from the fact that they cook the living shit out of it.

 

There is that.

 

Oh, and I know about the egg ring thingies. They just shout mass catering and the white boiled to rubber to me. I dont get why anyone would want to force an egg into a shape like that

[s(k)aturation]

I dont get why anyone would want to force an egg into a shape like that

 

As long as it were cooked nice and runny and viscous it would be fine.

[Champ]

As long as it were cooked nice and runny and viscous it would be fine.

 

Fine isnt where its at

[s(k)aturation]

Fine isnt where its at

 

Fine dining?

[Champ]

I guess

[VladimirIlyich]

Burgers are overpriced,cholesterol filled American shite.

The precursor to Apple branded inventions.

[Bellflower]

Theres a couple of different gourmet burger chains over here, to be honest I find it all a bit overpriced for what it is. Very rarely eat a burger that isn't home made these days. This here is barbecuin' country, people.

Smokin' !

 

Lockhart in 2016 for me.

Counting down the days.................