Has anyone had a free pass to the members forum?

[Gnasher]

 

And if so how do you get one?

 

As a new poster i don't want to step on anyone's toes, but because I'm skint and the banks have taken my cards how do I get on it? I'm new to the Internet and this could be a title winning season.

 

I suggest a free pass system, not for the person who is old, been here the longest, disabled, most in need,the greatest fan ever etc as i won't qualify so forget about them, I say a free 6 month pass for the person who creates the best thread over the past 6 months.

 

This is where I throw my hat in the ring, i give you

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/104609-luis-suarez-signs-new-contract/

 

It's short, concise and couldve been written by anyone( which makes it even more special) I'm no in the know as you may well know, but footballs all about timing and although someone else would have made this topic/thread a few moments after me i, on that day showed the ghostly timing of Ian Rush in his prime, the result much the same. A warm euphoric glow as the ball nestled firmly in the net.

 

Also this thread was started on Christmas, a time of giving, which should for some strange reason count as something.

 

If this fails, any other ideas?

[Lee909]

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[Dr Nowt]

Sucking a bag of dicks on the street?

[Lee909]

 

We don't want you're kind.

I back off to eat swan and sip Japanese whiskey with the other members in my smoking jacket.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

PM Dave U and he'll let you know how to pay by postal order.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

[Gnasher]

Not going well for me, is it? Time to come out fighting.

 

Fuck off back to the members forum.

Give me back my members money i haven't paid for, cunts.

[Captain Turdseye]

PM Dave U and he'll let you know how to pay by postal order.

Just popped back on to follow on from this great advice with.....

 

 

Negged. No *F on the GF.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Who's this cheeky fucker?

[Gnasher]

PM Dave U and he'll let you know how to pay by postal order.

Cheers mate, didnt know you could do that. Will do.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Check the local food banks, they might have one.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

The fee for the MF pays for the upkeep of the butlers and your smoking jacket and slippers. It keeps the bar well stocked up and also pays for the cuban cigars rolled between the breasts of a 21 year old blonde virgin called Delores.

[Gnasher]

The fee for the MF pays for the upkeep of the butlers and your smoking jacket and slippers. It keeps the bar well stocked up and also pays for the cuban cigars rolled between the breasts of a 21 year old blonde virgin called Delores.

That's me in.

[Dr Nowt]

[KMD7]

Free pass to the members forum?  The very idea!

 

[Gnasher]

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/104609-luis-suarez-signs-new-contract/

 

Four posts down, whiskey jar. In the voice of Andy Gray " look at his face, just look at his face, you don't need me to tell you, just look at the pictures, you beauty"

[Fugitive]

[Ezekiel 25:17]

 

Is that Dave ?? can I have a pass ??

 

 

 

If it were me.....

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck 'em

 

 

[Pureblood]

The best things in life are free. Except for the MF, which you have to pay for.  

[Bjornebye]

No. Fuck off

 

[Alan Sex]

Who wants a member's ass?

[Dr Nowt]

Members Forum?

Johnsons, as far as the eye could see.

[Gnasher]

The Suarez thread cutting no ice ? time to up stakes. My nan got a photo im her attic of me with Alex Lyndsey 1972 i was six, go on then, trump that.

 

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/history/past-players/alec-lindsay

[Dr Nowt]

[Gnasher]

The Suarez thread cutting no ice ? time to up stakes. My nan got a photo im her attic of me with Alex Lyndsey 1972 i was six, go on then, trump that.

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/history/past-players/alec-lindsay

That's not the photo in my mans attic, that's Alec Lyndsey.