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These Hipster Beards


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11 hours ago, Mook said:

These are real people...

 

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They're like human build a bears. The right one is like if you took the head of a wannabe poet from Leningrad who joined the red army to fight for the motherland but tripped over his rifle and got shot dead in the first day of the war, with the torso of an 80s Miami rapist and the legs of a pizza hut waitress from North Shields called Aimee who plans to go to college but will end up having a kid before she's 20 and will instead start a mobile nail and beauty business that will ultimately fail.

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46 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

You just know all 4 of them voted for brexit, and when asked would say "facking Syrians mate".

You reckon? I doubt they'd have an opinion on stuff other than the best time of day to eat chicken giblets. 

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On ‎20‎/‎05‎/‎2020 at 16:48, Karl_b said:

They aren't hipsters.

 

* Rides off on fixed-gear bike with oat milk latte in hand *

 

Still looking for the MS paint picture that was on here years ago of two hipster twats talking about a fixed gear bmx and then one asking the other if he wants to suck his cock.

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