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[KopOut]

Ey Dennis, whats your take on 'the strawman' theory?

 

[General Dryness]

Ey Dennis, whats your take on 'the strawman' theory?

 

Please don't encourage him. I'm only up the road from you, and if I have to come and silence you, by god I will.

[Pureblood]

[KopOut]

Please don't encourage him. I'm only up the road from you, and if I have to come and silence you, by god I will.

But its an important question.

 

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[Rico1304]

I used to have that on a tshirt - think it was from Viz in about 1989!!!

[General Dryness]

Is that a Viz one? Have a vague recollection of laughing my lungs up at that before.

[General Dryness]

But its an important question.

 

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Right, two things here. It may well be an important question, but will you get an important answer from Dennis? Probably not.

 

And lose the phone signature. Thats what the neg is for.

[KopOut]

But its an important question.

 

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Notice how I went mobile there, for protection? I move like the wind kiddo, you wont snatch the pebble from THIS hand.

 

 

 

 

[General Dryness]

Notice how I went mobile there, for protection? I move like the wind kiddo, you wont snatch the pebble from THIS hand.

 

Repped for the Kung Fu reference. Classic series. Up and down like a fiddlers elbow, you.

[dennis tooth]

I'm assuming by your presence, you've managed to escape the clutches of the law.  I, for one, am glad.  Stay away from the women Dennis, they divert your train of thought without a care for your passengers.  

Wise werdz indeed mister gvest. Like these babies provided by Victor Meldrew:

 

"Keep away from that pastry"

 

You see when I entered the courttoom these words came back, to take a visit for I gazed upon the face of the wigged one, the mc of the courtroom, spinning his criminal law webs for me to rise and sit to in slow motion as the court peoples wiz about me desperate to catch my eye and find themselves in my embrace as I move to a new beat, laid down by the mc called bail. And what of the pastry I hear you ask your cat, fear not, I am coming to the aid of your cats perplexidness. This MC UC, he had a rather red battered old face, not just your average lager face but with extra contempt or maybe it was a crack habit he's hiding, who knows. I know he looked like pastry, perhaps he had a digestive stuck to his face also or maybe it was dead skin, most likely it is a shard of a morning coffee biscuit.

He said to the courtroom as he had read my statement and went onto conclude, 'He admitted to driving at him' my barrister piped up 'Its not so straightforward your honour' and proceeded to plea not guiltily.

 

So we will all just have to wait until the 28th of february to laugh at my punishment and poke me through the bars. This fine judge will not let my haters down, he is bitter and looked at me in a way that left me in no doubt he will fuck up my life and so would I if I had his face, fuck everythang Id say.

Only the jurors can save me now from this pedophilic entity whose got jails to overfill.

[General Dryness]

Wise werdz indeed mister gvest. Like these babies provided by Victor Meldrew:

 

"Keep away from that pastry"

 

You see when I entered the courttoom these words came back, to take a visit for I gazed upon the face of the wigged one, the mc of the courtroom, spinning his criminal law webs for me to rise and sit to in slow motion as the court peoples wiz about me desperate to catch my eye and find themselves in my embrace as I move to a new beat, laid down by the mc called bail. And what of the pastry I hear you ask your cat, fear not, I am coming to the aid of your cats perplexidness. This MC UC, he had a rather red battered old face, not just your average lager face but with extra contempt or maybe it was a crack habit he's hiding, who knows. I know he looked like pastry, perhaps he had a digestive stuck to his face also or maybe it was dead skin, most likely it is a shard of a morning coffee biscuit.

He said to the courtroom as he had read my statement and went onto conclude, 'He admitted to driving at him' my barrister piped up 'Its not so straightforward your honour' and proceeded to plea not guiltily.

 

So we will all just have to wait until the 28th of february to laugh at my punishment and poke me through the bars. This fine judge will not let my haters down, he is bitter and looked at me in a way that left me in no doubt he will fuck up my life and so would I if I had his face, fuck everythang Id say.

Only the jurors can save me now from this pedophilic entity whose got jails to overfill.

 

Any interest in linking us up to a news item? Or court details? Has to be something online Dennis.

[stringvest]

how do I get on the jury?  I'll save you Dennis.

[dennis tooth]

No sadly, Ive not seen noffin in echo, all my freinds manage to get in it, even me lil bro was on bbc1 last weekend but no nothing.

Well in truth, Im lying Ive been reliably informed that estranged family members have been on the grapevine trying to elicit information and they found out as apparently it was mentioned in bootle times or crosby herald.

Im pretty sure that whence full trial has ended they will put me in there.Which will be some consolidation, no matter what they do to me Ariel Sharon has been suffering for near on a decade now so there is some justice left in the world. Small comforts I know. 

Its got some nice views in it that crown court, I was on the 4th floor, I asked everyone in there but no one was from TLW, not even the judge. Thanks for the support.

[dennis tooth]

how do I get on the jury?  I'll save you Dennis.

I think the prosecuter and my barrister have already picked a full squad, my be able to get you a role as a backup sort of like a theo wallcott of the jury, your never gonna play but the experience might be of some use for my next conviction.

[KopOut]

Repped for the Kung Fu reference. Classic series. Up and down like a fiddlers elbow, you.

Revenged repp'd !!! have at thee . . .

[KopOut]

okidoki, trying to stay on topic now.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

But you left it here for me to find. Same for my co-discoverers.

 

Why so koi?

Always said your behaviour was a bit fishy.

[janmolby]

okidoki, trying to stay on topic now.

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And official inflation figures are what 2%? The biggest joke of the lot.

[KopOut]

Call it the loophole that destroyed the world.

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[lifetime fan]

No wonder the Co-op bank are fucked, they've just offered me 6 times my salary.

[stringvest]

Job or mortgage?

[lifetime fan]

Job or mortgage?

Mortgage. I couldn't afford it even if I wanted it.

 

Add on;

 

£100 council tax

£100 gas and leccy

£100 food

£100 fuel

£100 mobile, internet & telly

£75 water and sewage

 

You couldn't even afford a pint a month.

 

Fucking idiotic.

[Strontium]

 

Mortgage. I couldn't afford it even if I wanted it.

 

Add on;

 

£100 council tax

£100 gas and leccy

£100 food

£100 fuel

£100 mobile, internet & telly

£75 water and sewage

 

You couldn't even afford a pint a month.

 

Fucking idiotic.

 

There wouldn't even be enough left over to keep the CEO in coke and rentboys.

[Rico1304]

There wouldn't even be enough left over to keep the CEO in coke and rentboys.

That was the job he's applying for.

[Jairzinho]

That was the job he's applying for.

 

You have to apply to be a rentboy?