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The AMAZING ode to CHRISTIAN (Salah JOKE!)


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Scene: Brendan Rodgers has invited a few of the players back to his house for post match (Liverpool) crumpets and team building games on the Playstation - working HARD play HARDER!!!  Premier Manager '98

 

Lucas: "CRUMPETS!  In Brazil, we don't care for this, mangos instead will bond us.  And tangos - zingy!"

 

Suarez: "Leiva please, Stevie is trying to explain again."

Stevie: "THANKS Louis!"

Brendan and Ilori together: "Stevie thank you again but what about Premier Manager 98?!???!?"

 

Sakho: "Brendan - calm."

*silence*

 

Sakho: "In France we have a saying, It is better to be told "he ran THEN," than "he LIES here"..."

*more silence*

 

Sakho:  "Another.  If you are going to EAT with the devil, you must have a long SPOON!  Now you little crumpets, come to Mama(dou)"  *pulls out spoon*

 

All: *LAUGHTER*

 

*suddenly, a sound of crashing gets louder and louder everyone is confused.  KROMKAMP RETURNS!!!

 

Flanno: "Hi Kromkamp"

 

Jan:  "Hello, look who I have brought, my DUTCH friend Mohamed SALAH!"  -hushed noises-

Brendan: "But Jan, I feel terrible, as I haven't made enough crumpets for everyone??"

 

Salah: "Don't worry Brendan, you can sit and play XBOX.  We don't need to worry about food as I have brought us all a medium-large bowl of "SALAD" (Salah 'ed!!!!!!!!!!!)"

 

All:  THANKS KROMKAMP!!!!!!

 

-fades out to sound of Rodgers playing Genesis I can't walk single on vinyl-

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18 minutes ago, The-Sir said:

Four years on and we have won all there is to win aside from the domestic cups. I like to think I played some small part in this. 

Undoubtedly.  But triumph has two sides - yes, we have the trophies but Christian and Lucas are sorely missed. 

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