Mohamed Salah

[SlugTrail]

This is a purple patch he's in and has been pretty gash.

 

The goals are going to dry up soon for him, well they have started to already actually - no goals in 3/4 games now.

 

When it happens all we are left with is a fast player who can literally do fuck all else.

 

He's just benefited from loads of teams leaving him unmarked on the back post. Teams will get wise to it pretty quickly

stop being retarded.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

This is a purple patch he's in and has been pretty gash.

The goals are going to dry up soon for him, well they have started to already actually - no goals in 3/4 games now.

When it happens all we are left with is a fast player who can literally do fuck all else.

He's just benefited from loads of teams leaving him unmarked on the back post. Teams will get wise to it pretty quickly

You cannot be this stupid surely. Even for you this is bollocks.

[eeyore]

All I'm saying is come back at the end of the season to this thread and we'll see who's wrong and who's right

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Well you're always right so pretty pointless really. Wanting him to fail much.

[VladimirIlyich]

Eeyore is the forum's bluenose spy. If this lad is shit and scoring all these goals then I want all of our team to be as shit as he is.

[cloggypop]

He's certainly never wrong.

[3 Stacks]

Ann Coulter's even more mentally challenged brother. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Ann Coulter's even more mentally challenged brother.

 

Ann like Mo is more comfortable on the right.

[Gym Beglin]

Even Messi misses sitters:

 

https://twitter.com/goal/status/916195879136186368

[eeyore]

Even Messi misses sitters:

 

https://twitter.com/goal/status/916195879136186368

Where exactly are the open goal under no pressure type sitters there that mo regularly seems to aim for the pyramids for bantz?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Where exactly are the open goal under no pressure type sitters there that mo regularly seems to aim for the pyramids for bantz?

Where exactly are the open goal under no pressure type sitters there that mo regularly seems to aim for the pyramids for bantz?

Shudder to think how you would react if he'd scored fuck all. But obviously then it wouldn't matter to you as it wouldn't allow you to be contrary. But then again you would have probably defended him.

[TheHowieLama]

[Boss]

Mark needs to learn a thing or two from Jermaine Pennant. Positivity is our kryptonite on here. This board is like RAWK's upside down world. You'd get more of a rise by suggesting "Lovren can do a job".

[Rotpeter]

I can't stand the cunt, as I keep misreading his name as "Salad", and I'm not a big fan of salad.

What about coleslaw?  I hate salad too but can do coleslaw.

[TheHowieLama]

I love salad.

 

Especially a Greek salad - oooh those are good.

He does look a little Greek to me.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I love salad.

 

Especially a Greek salad - oooh those are good.

He does look a little Greek to me.

Parakolo

[TheHowieLama]

Its all Greek to me.

[Grinch]

Scored for egypt

[VladimirIlyich]

This fella is so shit he keeps scoring. Can't wait until he gets better and scores some proper goals.

[KMD7]

Scored for egypt

 

Useless. Sell.

[Grinch]

95th minute scores a penalty for his second of the night. 2-1

[Gym Beglin]

Egypt qualify for WC as well.

 

Good, he should come back to Melwood bouncing.

[Chip Butty]

Mo Mo

oooooooh, Mo Mo

oooooooh Mo Mo

oooooooh

He's gonna run rings around you

A said Mo Mo

oooooooh..................

 

 

This ditty was brought to you by the letter E, the number 11, by the colour honky white and also several hundred pints of very strong German lager quaffed last week. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Mo Mo

oooooooh, Mo Mo

oooooooh Mo Mo

oooooooh

He's gonna run rings around you

A said Mo Mo

oooooooh..................

 

 

This ditty was brought to you by the letter E, the number 11, by the colour honky white and also several hundred pints of very strong German lager quaffed last week. 

Is there an actual tune where those words are fitted to?

[Chip Butty]

Is there an actual tune where those words are fitted to?

 

It was to Runaround Sue, I believe.....

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4NUZJMCJ20