Mohamed Salah

[Pureblood]

Jesus fucking Christ.  

 

To be fair that's quite a climb down by aRdja's standards.  He hated the cunt a few months ago.

 

The lack of beans is improving his judgment. 

[Em City]

To be fair, he reminds me of Kieron Dyer.

 

The above opinion has nothing to do with my bleach and lint diet.

[Jairzinho]

If the podcast ever returns can we have Ardja and Funnneeeee on please.

[aRdja]

If the podcast ever returns can we have Ardja and Funnneeeee on please.

No thank you.

[manwiththestick]

Reminds me a lot of Nicky Summerbee.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Reminds me a lot of Nicky Summerbee.

 

 

And just like that, I was smashed in the face with a dizzying dose of nostalgia. 

[cloggypop]

And just like that, I was smashed in the face with a dizzying dose of nostalgia.

Summerbee, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind

[Thoth]

Fits the system and Klopp perfectly, the thinking mans AOC

[corro]

He's a great little player. Busy as fuck, good touch. that bit when he chased back to cover Moreno in the 1st half was as good as the goal he scored. I like the Keegan shout although he's got some going to match him. Great start nonetheless. Aesthetically pleasing!! Ha ha ha fuck off.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Am postponing booing him for one more week.

[aRdja]

He's a great little player. Busy as fuck, good touch. that bit when he chased back to cover Moreno in the 1st half was as good as the goal he scored. I like the Keegan shout although he's got some going to match him. Great start nonetheless. Aesthetically pleasing!! Ha ha ha fuck off.

Coutinho and Sturridge are examples of players with excellent technique. Lallana also has very good technique. Salah doesn’t and it’s okay because he makes up for me with other attributes, including one of the most important attributes in football; goals. One of my fav ex players is Dirk Kuyt and I have a better first touch than him. My initial post was meant as a compliment. He’s a lot better than those YouTube videos suggest.

[cloggypop]

Post us a breakfast aRdja

[The Guest]

There was literally a first touch from him in the Leicester game that was Firmino-esque. It such an odd thing to bring up when it's blatantly not true. I don't remember the ball bouncing off him from his first touch once since he's been here. It's like somebody else said in here before. It's a really transparent attempt to have a dig at him while faux/praising him for whatever reason you have. You probably don't even know you're doing it.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

My best bit was when we signeded him

[aRdja]

There was literally a first touch from him in the Leicester game that was Firmino-esque. It such an odd thing to bring up when it's blatantly not true. I don't remember the ball bouncing off him from his first touch once since he's been here. It's like somebody else said in here before. It's a really transparent attempt to have a dig at him while faux/praising him for whatever reason you have. You probably don't even know you're doing it.

He lost the ball five times against Sevilla due to bad touch. There was one moment against Hoffenheim when he was put clean through but his touch let him down and the defender caught up with him. It’s pretty obvious that he’s not as gifted on the ball as Sturridge and Coutinho but when he’s banging goals in like he is at the moment, it doesn’t really matter, which was my point all along.

[aRdja]

Post us a breakfast aRdja

Moving to near Clapham Junction next week due to Mrs aRdjesse getting a gig in Guildford. Someone told me that there are plenty of good breakfast joints, but I fear it’s more the “smashed avocado” type as opposed to fry-ups. Will scope out and revert in time.

[Gym Beglin]

Love being talked about when not online.

 

Win.

[cloggypop]

Moving to near Clapham Junction next week due to Mrs aRdjesse getting a gig in Guildford. Someone told me that there are plenty of good breakfast joints, but I fear it’s more the “smashed avocado” type as opposed to fry-ups. Will scope out and revert in time.

Get in!

[Joe Strummer]

Not his main job but this lad needs 10 chances to get each goal.

[eeyore]

What does he actually do other than miss more chances than he scores

[Simbo]

What does he actually do other than miss more chances than he scores

Score a shit load of goals?

[eeyore]

Score a shit load of goals?

But would a proper striker score more if we played with two up front?

[Em City]

What does he actually do other than miss more chances than he scores

 

He's scored six goals already this season, you chin dribbling mong.

[TheHowieLama]

How long can we afford to carry a player like Salah?...

[eeyore]

He's scored six goals already this season, you chin dribbling mong.

That's how I'd describe his general play yeah