Mohamed Salah

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

£34m being reported. (39m yoyos)

 

Only a few mill but as it's closer to 30 it seems much better.

[lifetime fan]

£34m being reported. (39m yoyos)

 

Only a few mill but as it's closer to 30 it seems much better.

Id had paid an extra 1.5 so that useless cunt Carroll was no longer our record signing.

[Chip Butty]

Id had paid an extra 1.5 so that useless cunt Carroll was no longer our record signing.

33 and a 3rd, million pounds by all accounts is the fee, which, coincidently enough, was the speed Andy Carroll used to run at. 

[lifetime fan]

Andy Carroll could run???

[Chip Butty]

I think thats what he called it, certainly wasn't sprinting. 

[Mathewbet1]

a chavski reject for 35m quid its a bargain i tell thee a bargain!!! next. that abzwnebabqqui for 100m squid.

[El Dangerous]

although there is a 'fare old way to go', when its announced , i'm going to drive down my street 'tootin' and shouting 'come on' - ''tootin come on''

I'd have went for driving beeping and showing your arse-"Tooting car moon" each to his own.

[aRdja]

Ok, I've watched like five compilations so far... here's my take

 

Pros:

- Quick

- Direct

- Doesn't give the ball away

- Good end product

 

Cons:

- Erratic first touch

- Isn't a skilled dribbler

- Right foot only to stand on

 

Have I missed anything?

[El Dangerous]

You forgot the time you saw him on match of the day for Chelsea!

 

For the record you need to add wonderful curly hair to his pro's list.

[cloggypop]

 

 

33 and a 3rd, million pounds by all accounts is the fee, which, coincidently enough, was the speed Andy Carroll used to play his singles at.

[El Rojo]

Chelsea get £2.7m out of this.

 

John Henry: 'How am I doing, boss?'

 

Abramovich: 'You're doing a great job, son... a great job!'

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Apparently Ayre started the deal before he left, he enquired about a possible deal for Totti and was asked if wanted Salah, he said no as he didn't like it, donnar the sauce but sheesh what an idiot.

[Alan Sex]

Salah-brate

Good times, come on!

 

There's a party going on round here

Paulie D called it

After getting it in the rear.

[Sputnik1]

I've been seeing headlines 'Liverpool close in on deal for Chelsea flop Salah" and many others referencing him being a Chelsea flop.

 

Strange how none of the media are referencing the Chelsea flop lukaku who would now move back for three times the cost of Salah.

 

Anyway, very happy to see Klopp start to secure the pieces of the jigsaw he wants. Far too many times last season one of the biggest problems once we lost Manė was the lack of speed in attack. We were a nightmare to play against when Manė was fit, we should terrify teams now.

[Guest]

Andy Carroll could run???

He often had the runs after too many tequilas.

[Josef Svejk]

I've been seeing headlines 'Liverpool close in on deal for Chelsea flop Salah" and many others referencing him being a Chelsea flop.

 

Strange how none of the media are referencing the Chelsea flop lukaku who would now move back for three times the cost of Salah.

Add De Bruyne and even Matic to that list of Chelsea (non-)flops.

[Remmie]

Shevchenko and Torres were also Chelsea flops.

[Grinch]

The lads been quality his whole career other than a brief stint playing full back under Mourinho.

 

Pace, goals and trickery. After going decades without signing a decent wide player, Klopp's going to deliver two in two seasons.

 

Cant wait to see Mane, Firmino and Salah with Coutinho behind them pulling the strings.

[magicrat]

Is this deal in the can yet ?

 

I keep reading he is "expected to sign " or " medical expected"

 

Personally I expected better

[an tha]

Has he failed his medical yet?

[Lario]

The lads been quality his whole career other than a brief stint playing full back under Mourinho.

 

Pace, goals and trickery. After going decades without signing a decent wide player, Klopp's going to deliver two in two seasons.

 

Cant wait to see Mane, Aubameyang and Salah with Coutinho behind them pulling the strings.

 

FYP.

[Arl arse]

The lean, I need to see the fuckin lean you cunts.

[dickie mint]

Has he failed his medical yet?

They'll be haggling in Rodney Street to get it on the cheap.

[Trumo]

If Tony was on here, we'd have seen Pyramints being mentioned already.

[Arl arse]

If Tony was on here, we'd have seen Pyramints being mentioned already.

I miss Tony and his biscuit / Confectionery based posts.