Mohamed Salah

[Champ]

The side profile has more than a passing resemblance to Neil Kinnock 

[cloggypop]

It's Leo Sayers head on Iago Aspas body. 

[SammyAftershave]

Dennis Law overdosed on the hair thickener.

[Anubis]

Phil Spector standing over the body of Lana Clarkson.

[Lee909]

Some dickhead on twitter telling him to to tweet pics of him taking a corner as they are shite. 

 

Think said dickhead may have Celtic connections 

[Anubis]

Stig?

[Lee909]

[Bjornebye]

I deleted it pretty much right away but lets be honest here, i'm telling the truth. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Mo’s absolute worst corners would be comfortably the best corners in the Scottish league. And Scott Brown fingers cats. 

[Lee909]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I deleted it pretty much right away but lets be honest here, i'm telling the truth. 

He scored from one the other week. 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

Stig’s trying to force Salah out.

[Bjornebye]

50 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

He scored from one the other week. 

 

 

Ha yeah I remembered that after i'd put it. 

[Bjornebye]

51 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Mo’s absolute worst corners would be comfortably the best corners in the Scottish league. And Scott Brown fingers cats. 

Outstanding. 

[Grinch]

Scores tomorrow and he equals the record for most goals in first 50 league games.  (40). A record set 120 years ago.

 

 

[A_S]

10 minutes ago, Grinch said:

Scores tomorrow and he equals the record for most goals in first 50 league games.  (40). A record set 120 years ago.

 

 

Fuck it, have him score twice so he owns it outright! 

[an tha]

48 minutes ago, Grinch said:

Scores tomorrow and he equals the record for most goals in first 50 league games.  (40). A record set 120 years ago.

 

 

Please let it happen and be a pace goal....

[SlugTrail]

1 hour ago, Grinch said:

Scores tomorrow and he equals the record for most goals in first 50 league games.  (40). A record set 120 years ago.

 

 

That's absolute Bullshit, SteveO said he only scored about 5 goals last season as most of his goals don't count due to the nature of the finish and the opposition.

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, SlugTrail said:

That's absolute Bullshit, SteveO said he only scored about 5 goals last season as most of his goals don't count due to the nature of the finish and the opposition.

That one against a team in blue most definitely can't be included. They really won 1-0.

[Hades]

What's with the new 'celebrations'?

 

[Jose Jones]

1 hour ago, Hades said:

What's with the new 'celebrations'?

 

Last year he was just super happy to realise that he was amazing.

Now he knows he's amazing so he's just going about his professional business.

[Luckyhillkop]

Back to his best now. Taking on players, going pass defenders with speed, some lovely passes and layoffs. Looks physically stronger too. Just in time to destroy Mourinho's bus. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

2 hours ago, Luckyhillkop said:

Back to his best now. Taking on players, going pass defenders with speed, some lovely passes and layoffs. Looks physically stronger too. Just in time to destroy Mourinho's bus. 

 

Agree. Think last night was his best game this season, and maybe the first where he reached last years levels. 

 

 

[Jennings]

He may not look happy, but he didn't rush off the pitch last night after the game.

 

Spent a good while walking over to The Kop last night, applauding the support. He handed his shirt to a little girl.

[ZonkoVille77]

He'd want to start getting back to the decent celebrations or I'm not going to wear my Mo PJ's anymore.

[Stickman]

I think he's playing up to this no smile celebrations now .

When he scored last night he had a twinkle in his eye in a sort of "I've been reading TLW and if those fuckers think I'm smiling for them they can think again"