Mohamed Salah

[Aventus]

So you can claim whatever goals you want as long as you say, 'I swear down on me ma's life'

[El Rojo]

Has Philly been drawing again.

 

Mo Salah > Mona Lisa

[Baltar]

Of course the FA awarded the goal to their golden boy. What a fucking mong Kane is.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

"I dribbled on it as it passed my gargantuan chin, it's mine"

[Oh Buoy]

Gateshead FC: "Our second goal at Tranmere Rovers last night has now been awarded to Harry Kane."

[Elite]

Kanes the type of lad to edit all his stats on FIFA to 100 and then play a season on easy where he scores 500 goals and emails EA claiming a glitch cost him a goal in his 31-0 win versus Bournemouth.

[Bernard Diomede]

https://mobile.twitter.com/mrmister88/status/983444936497487872?s=12

[Anubis]

https://twitter.com/Joe_Mc_20/status/975356511265460224?s=19

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

https://twitter.com/Joe_Mc_20/status/975356511265460224?s=19

Ace

[Thoth]

https://mobile.twitter.com/abdullah7_7/status/975368408589066241

 

Ha ha

[dockers_strike]

Rumours he may not be risked for the Bournemouth game on Saturday.

[A_S]

Rumours he may not be risked for the Bournemouth game on Saturday.

Rest this one, play an hour v West Brom to hit the semi-final rested but not rusty.

[xabi the red]

Has Philly been drawing again.

 

has to be a flag made from this...

[dandyman]

I’d love it then WHEN he scores on Saturday the whole team rub their right shoulder in celebration

 

 

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[magicrat]

has to be a flag made from this...

Be good if there wasn't

[INTORRESTING]

He should play and when he scores he should put loads of cotton wool in his mouth and do a horrifically shit 45 second hand shake with mane and firmino.

[VladimirIlyich]

Yeah I was taking the piss.

I wasn't calling you the idiot,it was the idiot who first said it,Hades I believe?

[Aventus]

I wasn't calling you the idiot,it was the idiot who first said it,Hades I believe?

Yeah I knew what you meant. I just replied to you because you pointed out I was being sarcastic.

 

I am an idiot though so no worries either way.

[aRdja]

 

A better drummer than Ringo no doubt.

[TheHowieLama]

Cute that he has got together with KD Lang 

[Guest]

 

A better drummer than Ringo no doubt.

Every picture or video I have seen of him he seems to be having a whale of a time. He's great is Mo.

[Bobby Hundreds]

If someone other than salah scores this weekend the players and salah should all celebrate it as though salah scores to take the piss out of kane.

[eeyore]

Mate, he scored 49 goals the season before he came to Liverpool. Of course he improved as a footballer as he got older, but the idea that he was a 'shit finisher' who couldn't 'hit a barn door' and then became a top finisher under Rodgers is just hideously false. He had plenty more chances under Ajax to get his 49 goals, and the 100+ goals he scored before he got to Liverpool. He was proven to be an excellent finisher when he came, which is what I was saying when other posters were saying how he couldn't finish.

 

But fuck it, I'm not going to waste more time on a player that's not at the club anymore. We won a big game. Breathe.

Bellend

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Bellend

Are you feeling a little blue today?

[Creator Supreme]

Check out the comments on the Beeb under the who should get player of the year story. Some Spurs knobs going on that people are racist for wanting the anti-Semitic Salah to get player of the year!!!

 

If they're on a wind-up it's a good effort. If they're serious kill me now!