Mohamed Salah

[dylstar]

On 15/04/2019 at 15:14, Redder Lurtz said:

Can someone force Dave to get a picture of him in that one leg position and put it on a t shirt? I'll buy one. 

Why would you want to buy a t-shirt with Usher on one leg!!!!!!

Sooooooo weird.......... ...

[3 Stacks]

[Bobby Hundreds]

I think i'd treat that Alex Morgan to some sex.

[VladimirIlyich]

17 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I think i'd treat that Alex Morgan to some sex.

Treat? More like 'force.'

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Treat? More like 'force.'

You mean like using the force? "Give me sex, you will. In the bedroom, a sex act create."

[Bobby Hundreds]

I'd have to force her bill Cosby style she looks very athletic.

[suzy]

Those pictures were apparently taken in New York! Come back Mo, we've got a game tomorrow!

[Thoth]

 

[LF:D]

Think him getting called a diver all the time is getting out of hand now.

 

Most of the time there's contact.  It's not like Kane, Sterling etc don't dive when there's minimal contact.

 

Sometimes Mo has stayed on his feet when he should have gone down.

 

[LFC 6 Times]

Couldn’t give a fuck what he’s called, he learned from last season in particular Ashley young at Old Trafford who just grappled him in the box repeatedly. If a players fouled you go down, don’t let the daft prick away with it.

[Grinch]

Most goals in first 100 appearances for the club ever. 

 

Shit finisher. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Just now, Grinch said:

Most goals in first 100 appearances for the club ever. 

 

Shit finisher. 

69 goals. 60 of them are pace goals. Disqualified.

[Tj hooker]

Leading premier league goalscorer but he's having a shit season I hope he has an equally shit season next year 

[3 Stacks]

52 minutes ago, Grinch said:

Most goals in first 100 appearances for the club ever. 

 

Shit finisher. 

He's going to cost us results. 

[Code]

 

[Code]

What a guy!

[Mudface]

You can keep Mo Salah,

You can keep Roger Hunt,

Fernando Torres was a bit of a cunt,

You can keep John Aldridge,

You can keep Ian Rush,

Albert Stubbins is the man for us,

A-L-B-E-R-T,

Albert Stubbins is the one for me.

[El Rojo]

13 minutes ago, Code said:

What a guy!

Crazy stats. Also shows what an underrated finisher Aldo was. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

He does footballing goodly.

[Code]

On 10/04/2019 at 17:28, Numero Veinticinco said:

The entire attack is less good than last season, we've gone from 90 goals to 40-50 (the commentator mentioned it last night). I get that you're frustrated, but I'd urge you to balance it out with consideration for all the things he does bring to the team. 

 

On 11/04/2019 at 00:56, Code said:

Salah, Mane and Firmino scored 55 PL goals last season.

This season they have scored 47 PL goals.

We still have 5 games left.

Last season they had 24 assists, Salah 10, Firmino 7 and Mane 7.

This season they have 14 assists, Salah 7, Firmino 6 and Mane 1.

 

On 11/04/2019 at 15:02, The Guest said:

 

Salah has won quite a few penalties this year which are classed as assists aren’t they.

 

So here we are with two games left.

Salah, Mane and Firmino now have 53 goals between them in the league, just two short of last seasons total.

They have a bit less assists though

Salah 8, Firmino 6 and Mane 1.

Since my first post was made Salah has won a penalty against Cardiff and set up Keita against Huddersfield, so penalties are not included in assists The Guest.

Who would bet against the front three not scoring more in the league this season than last season?

https://www.whoscored.com/Teams/26/Show/England-Liverpool

[Grinch]

Penalties are only included as assists if you're looking at fantasy football for your stats. 

[Code]

1 minute ago, Grinch said:

Penalties are only included as assists if you're looking at fantasy football for your stats. 

Who would do such a thing?

[Grinch]

4 minutes ago, Code said:

Who would do such a thing?

 

It's handy to read and free tbf.    Does work very differently in a few ways though. 

[The Guest]

Since the the turn of the year Mane has been more important.  That was the original point that was made and why Carragher was saying if he had to choose one player out of the two he would prefer Mane for the run in.  I don’t think anything that has happened since to alter that view.  He showed all the important dead lock breaking goals he scored since January began and it’s continued.

 

They both padded their stats against shite last night with Salah’s greed mode kicking in after he hit his pass quota after 15 seconds.  Mane being voted in the team of the year seems to have bypassed a few people as well

[AngryOfTuebrook]

He loves his yoga, doesn't he.