Luis Suarez: The little magician

[Baltar]

Phenomenal footballer. If Bale is worth £86M then Suarez must be at least £150M. 

[Fugitive]

Im from wales you tit!

 

That's even worse. You sicken me and I consider you to be filth.

 

You're no better than that Lost Prophet fella.

[Guest LFD]

Phenomenal footballer. If Bale is worth £86M then Suarez must be at least £150M. 

 

That's the thing, he was getting talked of being valued around £50 million last summer.  He must be worth at least £75 million now, looking at the prices other players are going for.

[Fugitive]

Im from wales you tit!

 

Also, Wales is to the South of me.

 

I win.

[The Flâneur]

England drawn against Uruguay, that's not good.  

[Stickman]

England drawn against Uruguay, that's not good.

 

Depends which point of view your looking at..personally I'm made up with it.....

[ZonkoVille77]

The press are going to do their utmost to destabilise suarez now. Cuntery will begin asap.

[Newport]

Why does everyone keep calling him little?

[Major Tom]

Cos he's 4 foot 8.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

The press are going to do their utmost to destabilise suarez now. Cuntery will begin asap.

This. Not just the press, either. I suspect a number of defenders will be looking to take him out.

[Pureblood]

Looking forward to the tabloid pun mania, thusly:

 

-Italian Job

-England a croc of shit

-San Paul-oh so close

-Sweet Chile sensational!

[Major Tom]

I suspect a number of defenders will be looking to take him out.

 

I'd be extremely surprised if that was the case.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I'd be extremely surprised if that wasn't the case.

Fixed

[Jairzinho]

West Brom won't, thankfully.

[Major Tom]

Fixed

 

Nah, it's not. I'd say the instances of footballers going out to intentionally injure another one are fairly rare.

[Jairzinho]

Nah, it's not. I'd say the instances of footballers going out to intentionally injure another one are fairly rare.

 

Do you think context might alter the rarity?

[Major Tom]

What's the context? Is Bryan Oviedo going to go out to break Suarez's leg as well? And Sturridge's? Is Gaston Ramirez going to go in on Gerrard? Are Iniesta, Xavi and Piqué going to smash Sanchez's leg in training? Where does it end?

 

It's a pretty silly, paranoid notion in my view.

[Jairzinho]

What's the context? Is Bryan Oviedo going to go out to break Suarez's leg as well? And Sturridge's? Is Gaston Ramirez going to go in on Gerrard? Are Iniesta, Xavi and Piqué going to smash Sanchez's leg in training?

 

It's a pretty silly paranoid notion, in my view.

 

Er, no. And you've managed to completely ignore the context.

[Major Tom]

Let's see how it pans out, then.

 

You're a betting man. Name your price for Suarez not making the World Cup through injury incurred through a challenge made by an English defender. And I'll have some of it if it's worth my while!

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Nah, it's not. I'd say the instances of footballers going out to intentionally injure another one are fairly rare.

Rrright. Well, I see it every weekend.

[Major Tom]

In the Premiership, La Liga etc? Or games you partake in yourself?

[The Flâneur]

Depends which point of view your looking at..personally I'm made up with it.....

 

I don't think it's good for Liverpool. Devil's advocate; any inevitable shitstorm surrounding his embarrassment of England will be used by him as a crook, which the press will be more than happy to oblige.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

In the Premiership, La Liga etc? Or games you partake in yourself?

Top level games. Have you never seen players deliberately stamp or elbow?

[Boss]

Firstly Suarez is unbreakable, secondly if they try to take him out he'll get them sent off, thirdly why would some premier league clogger want to take out Suarez, for the benefit of England, when chances are they won't be playing for their country at the world cup anyway? 

[Jairzinho]

Because they hate Suarez, and support England?

 

They'd also get hero status amongst the retards.