Luis Suarez: The little magician

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 30/01/2021 at 09:21, Barnesey said:

Best free kick taker I’ve ever seen

Quickest-thinking player I've ever seen, too.

[KMD7]

Unbelievable player

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Bjornebye]

I reckon it would be a laugh. Could have done with him on Wednesday. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I reckon it would be a laugh. Could have done with him all season

 Yep

[Preston Red]

The best player I've ever seen live at Anfield. In that, I include Stevie, Torres and Xabi.

 

The saddest thing I ever saw was him and Torres playing up front in that charity game the season after he left. The movement between them (even though it was a kick about) was just unreal. No team could've lived with them two and gave us a glimpse of what could've been had Torres not decided to jump ship.

[DJLJ]

16 minutes ago, Preston Red said:

The best player I've ever seen live at Anfield. In that, I include Stevie, Torres and Xabi.

 

The saddest thing I ever saw was him and Torres playing up front in that charity game the season after he left. The movement between them (even though it was a kick about) was just unreal. No team could've lived with them two and gave us a glimpse of what could've been had Torres not decided to jump ship.

Torres was never the same player the last half season with us and afterwards because of injuries. He left or we got rid, whichever way you want to look at it, at the right time. 

[Iceman]

Suarex is coming home the mentalist. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, PrivateParts said:

Is the condition that we get him a lifetime supply of hand shaped sweets?

[Scott_M]

I doubt Suarez will be back but he couldn’t offer less than Firmino has been. 

[Preston Red]

2 hours ago, DJLJ said:

Torres was never the same player the last half season with us and afterwards because of injuries. He left or we got rid, whichever way you want to look at it, at the right time. 

I sometimes think his head had gone. Mind you, having to play under the owl would do that to you. 

[Trumo]

He'd be mad to want to come back to England anyway. The media would continue to fling shit in his direction and the PGMOL mob would target him.

[DalyanPete]

Totally split on this.

One of the best players I have ever seen.

Drove the team up to his standards of winning.

 

Agenda for doing what he wanted to get his own way.

We need horrible cunts, but he took it to a different level.

Sorry, but biting opponents ain't the Liverpool way.

 

Take him back in a heartbeat!

And one of the best songs ever sung on the Kop, plaudits to whoever made it up.

[m0e]

4 hours ago, DJLJ said:

Torres was never the same player the last half season with us and afterwards because of injuries. He left or we got rid, whichever way you want to look at it, at the right time. 

He was excellent in the weeks before we sold him, under Kenny.

 

No sign of him declining, which is why we got £50mil cash up front for the cunt.

 

He definitely downed tools under Woy.

[DJLJ]

8 minutes ago, m0e said:

He was excellent in the weeks before we sold him, under Kenny.

 

No sign of him declining, which is why we got £50mil cash up front for the cunt.

 

He definitely downed tools under Woy.

Totally disagree. Torres was never as fast as he was prior to his injuries and was a shadow of himself at Chelsea. We got the better deal there. 

[m0e]

54 minutes ago, DJLJ said:

Totally disagree. Torres was never as fast as he was prior to his injuries and was a shadow of himself at Chelsea. We got the better deal there. 

Not one fan I know was anything other than distraught with him leaving. Pure revisionism based on hindsight and his stint at Chelsea, which wasn't as good as his time at Liverpool for fuck knows how many reasons.

 

Happy for you to show me evidence of the contrary.

[Paulie Dangerously]

11 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Totally split on this.

One of the best players I have ever seen.

Drove the team up to his standards of winning.

 

Agenda for doing what he wanted to get his own way.

We need horrible cunts, but he took it to a different level.

Sorry, but biting opponents ain't the Liverpool way.

 

Take him back in a heartbeat!

And one of the best songs ever sung on the Kop, plaudits to whoever made it up.

Celtic.

8 hours ago, m0e said:

Not one fan I know was anything other than distraught with him leaving. Pure revisionism based on hindsight and his stint at Chelsea, which wasn't as good as his time at Liverpool for fuck knows how many reasons.

 

Happy for you to show me evidence of the contrary.

Agreed. It's easy to say now, he was broken, great decision by the club, played a blinder etc but at the time he simply wanted to move on to a better team. 

 

The day after he left I saw a poster of him in a wheelie bin with the eyes poked out. That Chelsea away was the most rabid I've ever seen our support. We cared, it hurt, but fuck it. 

[Pete]

Is bite your ear off for a 2013/14 Suarez. 
Not sure about the 2021 version.

[Bobby Hundreds]

We need to look to the future not the past or some other cliché.

[Jairzinho]

5 minutes ago, Pete said:

Is bite your ear off for a 2013/14 Suarez. 
Not sure about the 2021 version.

19 in 26 in the league and, along with Oblak, the reason Atletico Madrid are challenging for the title.

[Barrington Womble]

10 hours ago, m0e said:

He was excellent in the weeks before we sold him, under Kenny.

 

No sign of him declining, which is why we got £50mil cash up front for the cunt.

 

He definitely downed tools under Woy.

I agree Kenny seemed to get the best out of him again. But that was just a couple of weeks. I would wonder if his downing tools was broader than the owl, there was a lot of animosity between the club, Torres and Spain the way his injury he had in the run up to the world cup went. And he never seemed to be quite as explosive after that injury. I honestly think he lost his heart for football a bit during that whole period and just never got it back while he was young enough to be the same player. Only he knows that though. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

10 hours ago, m0e said:

He was excellent in the weeks before we sold him, under Kenny.

 

No sign of him declining, which is why we got £50mil cash up front for the cunt.

 

He definitely downed tools under Woy.

I'd go as far as saying that his downing tools wasn’t the full story of his decline under Woy. At the time, we had 3 genuinely world class players (Reina, Gerrard & Torres) and Woy switched to a form of hoofball that nullified the threat of all of them. (Instead of Reina playing an accurate 40-yard pass to Gerrard, who would find Torres with another accurate pass, Woy had Pepe hoofing it 70 yards over Gerrard's head, in the vague direcion of Torres.)

 

Nando's mistake was not sticking around until, at least, the end of the season, to see what the new owners, new manager and new strike partner could do.

[Mook]

9 hours ago, m0e said:

Not one fan I know was anything other than distraught with him leaving. Pure revisionism based on hindsight and his stint at Chelsea, which wasn't as good as his time at Liverpool for fuck knows how many reasons.

 

Happy for you to show me evidence of the contrary.

I was distraught when he left & it was the last time I really gave a shit about a player leaving but he'd been poor for a while (despite a couple of nice goals under Kenny) & was absolutely shite at Chelsea. 

 

From memory, he got injured at a World Cup or Euros & was never the same after that. A real shame as he was the best striker on the planet when we signed him, he was Van Basten levels of amazing.

 

Suarez can fuck off as well.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

 I honestly think he lost his heart for football a bit during that whole period and just never got it back while he was young enough to be the same player. Only he knows that though. 

During the last couple of years of Randolph & Mortimer, Liverpool FC was not a happy place for anyone.

[m0e]

23 minutes ago, Pete said:

Is bite your ear off for a 2013/14 Suarez. 
Not sure about the 2021 version.

I bet he'd bite your ear off first.

 

And for no particular reason.