Luis Suarez: The little magician

[eeyore]

Ouch!

[Guest]

[Jairzinho]

Saw the move about ten minutes before it happened.

[Russ Atmosphere]

For Benteke's hypothetical position in that move, see the referee.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

If I watch clips of Suarez's goals for us I always end up humping my monitor.

 

My boss makes it into a bigger deal than it is though.

[A_S]

Pfff big fucking deal, He couldn't do it against a real defense like Liverpool's, could he? Flat-tracking wannabe.

[Gym Beglin]

That chipped ball to the runner is the perfect example of creative play that we've lacked against bus-parking teams.

 

Messi's role in the goal is what Firmino and Coutinho should be doing, but instead they tend to lurk on the edge of the area.

[Lario]

That chipped ball to the runner is the perfect example of creative play that we've lacked against bus-parking teams.

 

Messi's role in the goal is what Firmino and Coutinho should be doing, but instead they tend to lurk on the edge of the area.

 

Do we have an Iniesta to firstly see, then pick out the pass?

[Jairzinho]

Do we have an Iniesta to firstly see, then pick out the pass?

 

We have the nearest thing in Coutinho. He should be providing that pass not trying to get on the end of it. 

[Boss]

Coutinho could've picked out that pass like Iniesta. Firmino might be able to pull off something like what Messi did (at a push), but none of our strikers would've read that move like Suarez did to finish it off.

[aRdja]

Coutinho could've picked out that pass like Iniesta. Firmino might be able to pull off something like what Messi did (at a push), but none of our strikers would've read that move like Suarez did to finish it off.

 

Sturridge is awesome at making space for himself.

[Hades]

Suarez must have a time machine. No idea how he anticipates half the positions he gets into. 

[magicrat]

For Benteke's hypothetical position in that move, see the referee.

For Balotelli's see the lino

[TheHowieLama]

Sturridge is awesome at making space for himself.

 

Yes - rarely see anyone sitting next to him up in the box during the match.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Suarez must have a time machine. No idea how he anticipates half the positions he gets into. 

I always thought this "little magician" tag was spot on, because he treats defenders the way Dynamo treats plate glass windows: one moment he's one side of them with the ball; an instant later, he and the ball are the other side of them and you're never quite sure how it happened.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He has scored 17 goals in his last 6 games.

 

Absolutely fucking insane.

 

Literally unbelievable.

[kemskem]

I bet Kenny couldn't believe his bad luck when everything he seemed to hit seemed to go in instead of come off the woodwork, the following season. Transfer flops aside, we would have had a solid season instead of our inability to put it in eventually destroying morale. I was even starting to buy into the theory that he wasn't a proper striker!

[Kevin D]

Come home, Luis.

 

We've changed.

[Captain]

At least Sturridge has.

[King Emlyn]

Can we please stop shrieking like 60s Beatle fans over this wanted to sue us to play for Arsenal and couldn't wait to get out of here quick enough bitey ball bag. Cheers.

[Tony Moanero]

Can we please stop shrieking like 60s Beatle fans over this wanted to sue us to play for Arsenal and couldn't wait to get out of here quick enough bitey ball bag. Cheers.

Yer Ma.

[Kevin D]

Can we please stop shrieking like 60s Beatle fans over this wanted to sue us to play for Arsenal and couldn't wait to get out of here quick enough bitey ball bag. Cheers.

Suarez is a mercenary.

 

However, he never lied , or cheated us.

 

As long as we had him he gave 100% and I wouldn't want him to marry my first born, but he could have dragged us to the league title.

[King Emlyn]

Suarez is a mercenary.

However, he never lied , or cheated us.

As long as we had him he gave 100% and I wouldn't want him to marry my first born, but he could have dragged us to the league title.

Agree with a lot of that mate but he had absolutely no love or attachment to this club, none whatsoever which is clearly evidenced by his actions.

[King Emlyn]

Yer Ma.

Do You never tire of this shite. My mother died of cancer at the age of 52 if it's of any interest to you . Some people might take offence, it's not funny, can it.

[SlugTrail]

Do You never tire of this shite. My mother died of cancer at the age of 52 if it's of any interest to you . Some people might take offence, it's not funny, can it.

ya da