What's the worst day you've ever had?

[Rico1304]

Nothing too maudlin...

 

I once had to go from London to Edinburgh for work...

 

1. Plane delayed 2 hours on the runway

2. Land in Edinburgh and wait 90 mins for my luggage only to be told it didn't make it to the plane...which hadn't fucking gone anywhere

3. Go to cashpoint and get £50 out, walk away from cash point without cash.

4. Get to my hotel...only to be told they don't have my reservation. Eventually get the worst single room in the place.

5. Meet my mate in the bar, tell him my tale of woe and he laughs and buys me a pint. Which is off...so I have to send it back.

6. I've had enough, decide to go to bed and finally hit the sack. The second, and I mean the second my head hits the pillow the alarm in the building next door goes off and doesn't stop for 4 hours.

 

It only got better when me and my mate nearly nicked the Calcutta Cup but that's another story.

[Anny Road]

If thats your worst day ever (without morbidness) then you have lead a pretty sheltered life.

 

I went out for the paper one day and ended up shitfaced at the french grand prix. That day was good but the next few where pretty shit.

[Bjornebye]

If thats your worst day ever (without morbidness) then you have lead a pretty sheltered life.

 

I went out for the paper one day and ended up shitfaced at the french grand prix. That day was good but the next few where pretty shit.

 

Hahahahaha

[Rico1304]

If thats your worst day ever (without morbidness) then you have lead a pretty sheltered life.

 

I went out for the paper one day and ended up shitfaced at the french grand prix. That day was good but the next few where pretty shit.

I did say nothing too maudlin or did you miss that?

 

If I was being serious it would be the day Skids spent negging me.

[Anny Road]

I get you with the no tearfulness. but for fucks sake you got to go on a plane stay in a hotel drink a pint and withdraw money (or try)

It sounds like one of those what's the worst opera experience you have ever had.

 

Fucks sake man people drink their own piss and your worst day is a plane delay.

[Captain Turdseye]

Mine was when I worked in a hotel in Edinburgh and some cunt wouldn't stop whinging about his room booking, even though he clearly hadn't booked one. I mean, he didn't even have any bags or anything.

 

Anyway, I stuck him in a shit room and put a brick through the window of the building next door by way of revenge.

[Anny Road]

Here's one.

Going on holiday with a girl to Bali. Talked her out of booking a package deal and as we both had a bit of time suggested we go to Amsterdam (best place for eastern fights) spend a day or to and sort out our itinerary and get flights.

 

Spend all the money on coke hookers and casinos go back to hotel and say we aint going. I wish I'd had a bad pint.

 

I've loads more.

[Rico1304]

Ok, maybe it's an accumulation of bad luck in a single day.

[chrisbonnie]

Easy, about 3 months ago.

 

I gave my dad a loan of my van on a Saturday morning to drop up some samples to a school we where doing a job in the following week.while driving out of the school my clutch slave cylinder gave out, so the van wouldn't get into gear. The van was full of floor leveling compound and tools, so my near 60 year old father along with the fella he had given the samples to pushed it off the road and up onto a path.

 

My dad forgot his phone, and it was only about 2 miles from my house so he decided to walk home.

 

No biggy, he told me what happened, so I rang a friend that could give me a tow. My buddy arrived to drop me up so we could tow my van back. Upon arriving where my van was, I see a police car, a crash, and my van being towed onto a tow truck.

 

As I got out to talk to the policeman he let rip. "What the fuck are you doing parking here for so long" I tried to explain the situation but he was having none of it. He even said he was putting it into his report that my van had impeded the view of one of the cars that crashed so they could also claim off my insurance. I genuinely thought this was some form of candid camera because I was there only a little over an hour after it had broke down.

 

Anyway, the van was pulled up onto the tow truck you could see the clutch fluid all over the ground. It was only then did the policeman start to believe my story.

 

I then had to go down to get my van from the recovery centre because they wouldn't drop it to my house (which was a 10 minute drive away)

 

I had to pay e220 to get it out of impound. And to add insult to injury, I had no towing eye and Judd wrapped the rope around some bracket that then gave way, that was another 80 Euro.

 

Next step was getting the clutch done. That was nearly 500 Euro.

And the icing on the cake was I also got a parking fine for 90 Fucking Euro!!

 

Thankfully the guy that crashed, his insurance company told him you can't blame a parked car for two other moving cars crashing into each other, so at least I didn't have to pay out on the Audi A4 and Mercedes s class that smashed each other.

 

Unless someone got aids, then I win hands down

 

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[Paulie Dangerously]

Sounds like you were all waiting for beadle

[Sugar Ape]

Easy, about 3 months ago.

 

I gave my dad a loan of my van on a Saturday morning to drop up some samples to a school we where doing a job in the following week.while driving out of the school my clutch slave cylinder gave out, so the van wouldn't get into gear. The van was full of floor leveling compound and tools, so my near 60 year old father along with the fella he had given the samples to pushed it off the road and up onto a path.

 

My dad forgot his phone, and it was only about 2 miles from my house so he decided to walk home.

 

No biggy, he told me what happened, so I rang a friend that could give me a tow. My buddy arrived to drop me up so we could tow my van back. Upon arriving where my van was, I see a police car, a crash, and my van being towed onto a tow truck.

 

As I got out to talk to the policeman he let rip. "What the fuck are you doing parking here for so long" I tried to explain the situation but he was having none of it. He even said he was putting it into his report that my van had impeded the view of one of the cars that crashed so they could also claim off my insurance. I genuinely thought this was some form of candid camera because I was there only a little over an hour after it had broke down.

 

Anyway, the van was pulled up onto the tow truck you could see the clutch fluid all over the ground. It was only then did the policeman start to believe my story.

 

I then had to go down to get my van from the recovery centre because they wouldn't drop it to my house (which was a 10 minute drive away)

 

I had to pay e220 to get it out of impound. And to add insult to injury, I had no towing eye and Judd wrapped the rope around some bracket that then gave way, that was another 80 Euro.

 

Next step was getting the clutch done. That was nearly 500 Euro.

And the icing on the cake was I also got a parking fine for 90 Fucking Euro!!

 

Thankfully the guy that crashed, his insurance company told him you can't blame a parked car for two other moving cars crashing into each other, so at least I didn't have to pay out on the Audi A4 and Mercedes s class that smashed each other.

 

Unless someone got aids, then I win hands down

 

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Well, I didn't want to say anything but Stig has just changed his Facebook picture to this, so I think he might trump you:

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Mark Fowler.

 

Cunt had no chance when Pauline christened him with that abomination of a first name.

[Acid]

I remember once I had saved up 20p each day on my school to be able to buy myself an extra muffin and can of coke at lunch time. I finished my lunch in the canteen and strolled out to play footy with my muffin in one hand, coke in the other. I was about two steps onto the pitch and someone booted the ball out of nowhere into my can of coke, which was knocked out of my hand, into my muffin, both on the floor. Coke spilling out, muffin shattered, £1 down.

[lifetime fan]

Had a few recently.

[General Dryness]

Can't really pinpoint a particular day.

 

I can say that 2001 was an abysmal year though. Got made redundant in the February from the only job I've ever had that I genuinely liked. Had to go through all the accompanying shite i.e. temping to pay the bills until a full time job came up. Which it did, and I hated it. Then in the october my missus of two years binned me. Cheers. Then to top it off, my mum died in the december, which was the worst of the three things admittedly.

 

It had all been going quite well up till then. I don't think I've ever fully recovered from that one.

 

As you were.

[General Dryness]

Actually, that was all probably too maudlin, but fuck it.

[Alan Sex]

Monday.

[Bogman]

Any given...

 

 

Monday.

[Robbo29]

Mine was when I worked in a hotel in Edinburgh and some cunt wouldn't stop whinging about his room booking, even though he clearly hadn't booked one. I mean, he didn't even have any bags or anything.

 

Anyway, I stuck him in a shit room and put a brick through the window of the building next door by way of revenge.

 

 

.Now that made me laugh, out loud, Well done CT

[VladimirIlyich]

When British Gas put my fuel bill up so much i had to turn my central heating off permanently and burn all my antique heirloom furniture to stay warm.

[Rico1304]

When British Gas put my fuel bill up so much i had to turn my central heating off permanently and burn all my antique heirloom furniture to stay warm.

You idiot, do you realise how stupid you sound? Fancy burning that wood without a CO2 detector, I can sort you out though, interested?

[Champ]

Had a few recently.

You're barred

[Sut]

I get you with the no tearfulness. but for fucks sake you got to go on a plane stay in a hotel drink a pint and withdraw money (or try)

It sounds like one of those what's the worst opera experience you have ever had.

 

Fucks sake man people drink their own piss and your worst day is a plane delay.

Sounds like someone tried to get him to drink their piss, to be fair.

[Flying Pig]

The day prisoner Cell Block H finished on terrestial UK TV. It's still hard to discuss now.

[Red Banjo]

Almost every day at the minute seems to get progressively more shit.

 

It needs to fucking cease, as I'm at my wits end at the minute.