International friendlies and qualifiers

[The Chef]

He was a bit of a pussy

sorry i negged you by mistake. Was trying to quote you.

 

Looks cool with a beard and a mohawk.

[polymerpunkah]

Ronaldo still a cunt.

 

But not a bad finish.

[Hades]

Brilliant, brilliant player. Don't feel dirty saying that now he's left the Manc cunts.

[kalasoma]

What happened with Ukraine v France? Were there sending offs? Couldn't tell from my Canal+ stream?

[Faustus]

Could be a World Cup without the French. Ukraine have just beat them 2-0.

 

Damn cheese eating surrender monkeys!

[kalasoma]

You know who Henderson reminds me of? Fat Frank Lampard. Same running style... from the knees and all.

[Faustus]

What happened with Ukraine v France? Were there sending offs? Couldn't tell from my Canal+ stream?

Don't know who got sent off for Ukraine, but Koscielny walked for France.

[Elite]

Hodgson is gonna get humiliated at the WC.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

You know who Henderson reminds me of? Fat Frank Lampard. Same running style... from the knees and all.

It's exactly how we should play him, too. Got a better engine than Lampard.

[kalasoma]

Don't know who got sent off for Ukraine, but Koscielny walked for France.

 

Thank you. I wasn't following the match. Surprised at France though. 

 

Bravo Alexis Sanchez. Single-handedly showing England they aren't that good. 

[Josef Svejk]

It's exactly how we should play him, too. Got a better engine than Lampard.

 

Fewer shots, though.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Fewer shots, though.

Heh, true that. Many fewer. Loves a shot, does Frankie.

[Strontium]

I haven't seen Alexis fuck a senile old goat that hard since Dynasty ended.

[Elite]

If young Jordan turns out as good as fat frank I would be very happy.

[Major Tom]

Thank you. I wasn't following the match. Surprised at France though. 

 

Bravo Alexis Sanchez. Single-handedly showing England they aren't that good.

 

Can't stand the sight of Alexis Sanchez. Most punchable face going.

[Jairzinho]

Can't stand the sight of Alexis Sanchez. Most punchable face going.

 

Very harsh. He was on the pitch with Tom Cleverly, for fuck sake.

[Fugitive]

I'm guessing Zlatan was his usual shit self.

 

The fucking big steaming pile of Zlatan.

[Pidge]

Thank you. I wasn't following the match. Surprised at France though. 

 

Bravo Alexis Sanchez. Single-handedly showing England they aren't that good. 

 

Single handedly?? Don't he was the only one to do well.

[kalasoma]

Single handedly?? Don't he was the only one to do well.

 

Bit of hyperbole on my part, for sure.

[Jairzinho]

Chile weren't great, to be fair. Valdivia and Vidal playing would have seen a much more dominant performance. Luckily it was probably the shittest team they've played against for a couple of years.

[Anubis]

I see the Mirror are throwing the Southampton newbies under the bus this morning. No mention of a certain Chelsea midfielder while they're doing it though.

[Tony Moanero]

Just had a look at who played last night. I've never heard of the Southampton players!

[Jairzinho]

I see the Mirror are throwing the Southampton newbies under the bus this morning. No mention of a certain Chelsea midfielder while they're doing it though.

 

Any mention of the manager?

 

Wonder if old Roy even bothered scouting Chile. A team that scores, but also concedes fuck loads. A team that makes a lot of mistakes if pressed aggressively high up the pitch.

 

The shit cunt.

[fowler9]

having thoroughly considered what analysis I should make of England last night I can only come up with fuck you Roy Hodgson you old cunt

[Tony Moanero]

Roy Hodgson is a shit manager because he doesn't knee his players in the nuts.