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Andre Wisdom abandons £100k Porsche in muddy woods after getting lost on way to OWN stadium


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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pictured-liverpools-andre-wisdom-abandons-2717070

 

The England Under-21 captain, who is on loan at Derby County, was following satnav to the club's ground when he got stuck in a huge mud-filled puddle

 
 

 

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England Under-21 captain Andre Wisdom was forced to abandon his £100,000 Porsche after using a satnav to find the way to his own club's own stadium.

Liverpool starlet Wisdom, aged 20, got stuck in a huge mud-filled puddle after driving down a woodland track three miles from the nearest main road.

Wisdom joined Championship side Derby County two weeks ago and was trying to get to their Pride Park ground to play in Saturday's home game with Sheffield Wednesday.

A source told the Mirror: "Andre is new to the area and doesn't know his way around. He is staying in a hotel while he finds somewhere to live.

"He left the hotel and on his way to the ground he popped into a shop to get a drink.

"Because Andre wasn't sure of the way to Pride Park from the shop, he entered the postcode in the Porsche's satnav and it took him all the way down a muddy track.

"The poor lad phoned the club to explain what had happened and managed to get himself to the ground in time to play.

"Andre cleaned himself up and I'm not sure if his team-mates know about this yet - he might have to prepare himself for a bit of mickey taking."

 

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£100,000 Porsche, when you've done nothing in the game and it's far from certain you'll make it as a top flight footballer, never mind a top class one.

 

Fuck off.

I suggest you forward this to Mr Murdoch , Jimmy Hill and a few others .

I agree with the sentiment , though - crazy world

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Wisdom doesn't even know how to run with the ball out of his own half and he's on that kind of money? it's indicative of how the money within the game has spiralled out of control. Great players like Socrates earned virtually nothing, whilst Flanagan is on 750,000 per year. To put that into perspective, he earns about 5-6 times the amount David Cameron earns.

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Wisdom doesn't even know how to run with the ball out of his own half and he's on that kind of money? it's indicative of how the money within the game has spiralled out of control. Great players like Socrates earned virtually nothing, whilst Flanagan is on 750,000 per year. To put that into perspective, he earns about 5-6 times the amount David Cameron earns.

Tbh to the lad he is doing a lot less damage than that Tory cunt.

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