Toronto Mayor Rob Ford

[Mendoza]

Definitely a character

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24824651

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGEOolwE03M

[Alan Sex]

Crack smoking cunt of a man.

[lifetime fan]

I love his outright denial and then only blaming himself.

 

Who the fuck else made you take it?

 

It couldn't possibly be the teenage whore you were banging as you've already said there is nothing else to come out and people should move on.

[Trumo]

The white Marion Barry.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

NP likes him therefore I like him.

[lifetime fan]

The neck on him too.

 

Even Eric Pickles can find a shirt that buttons up.

[Anubis]

Best part is they apparently can't even remove him unless be chooses to go.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Fucking press is going to force him into rehab.

 

Just look at what forced rehab did to John Daly, Gazza et al.

 

Who amoung us hasn't had a few nights out? Maybe a little too far, you know. I once pelted a barman with maraschino cherries because they wouldn't stay open an extra hour during the 'fall back' daylight savings time. (Fucking Chez Henri bouncers took it the wrong way). Why have that DST if you can't get an extra hour in?

 

I once drove a golf cart hammered on a county road at a company golf tournament. Went fishing pissed and sank a rowboat on a lake. Who hasn't drank too much tequila on a Mexican holiday and demanded a threesome with a mates girlfriend?

[Chip Butty]

He's quite portly, isn't he.

[aws]

The world of politics will be the sadder for his passing.

[VladimirIlyich]

He's dead?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I love his excuse for smoking crack - "I only did it when I was pissed".

[lifetime fan]

His brother either can not read or he likes a drop too.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-29185161

[Anny Road]

$$$$$$

[Nunavut Patrick]

He's dead?

Has a tumour but not yet confirmed if cancer.

 

I reckon he swallowed a squeasant.

[Kevin D]

Just finished an 8 part podcast on his life, The Gravy Train. It was very good.