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Shit Telly


Paulie Dangerously
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Whenever I feel that Mrs D has finally hit a nadir of shite she will watch on the telly she finds a new level of hell. This is a woman with a degree in physics. 

 

She's just finished Below Deck and I'm dreading what the next thing will be. 

 

*edit* I'd also like to disavow the phrase, "bareback bumming" from my OP. 8 years later I'm more sensitive to the plight of the bumders and should've had said, "unprotected sex."

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7 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I still like Gogglebox. It’s easy viewing whilst I’m having my tea and it means I can keep abreast of new programmes without having to watch them in full.

You're like a modern version of the Grandpa in the Lost Boys. If you read the TV guide you don't need to watch TV.

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On 29/10/2021 at 22:05, Strontium Dog™ said:

I'm quite happy with the proliferation of flat caps in the wake of Peaky Blinders, because it makes it much easier to spot twats.

Anyone who wears a flat cap because of Peaky Blinders is a twat.

 

Anyone who wears one to keep their head warm and dry is just sensible.

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16 hours ago, Preston Red said:

It's superb isn't it.

 

I recently bought the "Key Strategy Meeting" mug. So much of their stuff is incredibly funny although Mr Tourette is missing these days.

 

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Outstanding. It’s definitely all written by someone off here. Probably Dr Nowt or Bobby Hundreds 

 

 

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