Shit Telly

[Paulie Dangerously]

BBC3 'Unsafe sex in the city'

 

Leeds slappers going the gum clinic to find out if they have an STI or not "I durnt think aburt STIs rurlly, just getting pregnunt innert?"

 

The odd gay agonising over an AIDS test after a bare back bumming.

 

 

Fucking compulsive viewing

[dickie mint]

It's been shite for years,when that Essex shite can win an award you no its fucked.

[Section_31]

British telly has gone backwards rapidly while American and Scandinavian telly has gone stratospheric. Even stuff which used to be watchable like Eastenders and Coronation Street are now simply appalling, Eastenders doesn't even make basic sense. Was watching Casualty in the gym the other day (it's a shit gym) and it looks like a comedy, there's a dizzy blonde, a bloke with comedy glasses, a fat one, Ash or an Ash substitute all doing wacky shit, usually involving some bird in a fancy dress costume who's got her toe stuck in a tap but who suddenly has a fit just after her boyfriend proposes to her.

 

British culture as a whole is spectacularly overrated these days, maybe because it's all we've got left.

[General Dryness]

British telly has gone backwards rapidly while American and Scandinavian telly has gone stratospheric. Even stuff which used to be watchable like Eastenders and Coronation Street are now simply appalling, Eastenders doesn't even make basic sense. Was watching Casualty in the gym the other day (it's a shit gym) and it looks like a comedy, there's a dizzy blonde, a bloke with comedy glasses, a fat one, Ash or an Ash substitute all doing wacky shit, usually involving some bird in a fancy dress costume who's got her toe stuck in a tap but who suddenly has a fit just after her boyfriend proposes to her.

 

British culture as a whole is spectacularly overrated these days, maybe because it's all we've got left.

 

She's in it.

[Elite]

You know british TV is fucked when one of our most popular shows is watching people who are watching TV.

[littletedwest]

BBC3 'Unsafe sex in the city'

Leeds slappers going the gum clinic to find out if they have an STI or not "I durnt think aburt STIs rurlly, just getting pregnunt innert?"

The odd gay agonising over an AIDS test after a bare back bumming.

Fucking compulsive viewing

Saw it other week. They had a transsexual on who identified himself as a straight female as he only had sex with straight men. He hadn't seemed to twig that a man who bums another man isn't straight even if the other man is wearing a blond wig.

 

They also had an African guy on who had some disease. He said he used parsley for protection. Fair play to the lad but it hasn't worked.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Saw it other week. They had a transsexual on who identified himself as a straight female as he only had sex with straight men. He hadn't seemed to twig that a man who bums another man isn't straight even if the other man is wearing a blond wig.

 

They also had an African guy on who had some disease. He said he used parsley for protection. Fair play to the lad but it hasn't worked.

Was that the bloke with Herb-atitis C?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Anything on BBC3 is invariably shite.

 

They've recently shown a series of documentaries which, based on subject matter alone, could have been decent. Drugs, production of, going to South America and Thailand etc.

 

However, they were presented by the most vapid, empty headed, pathetic host, Stacey Dooley. Simply ruined the shows. Some dull as dishwater, empty headed, slip of a girl trying to interview and grill a minister on his country's drug policy etc, and he's looking at her, just thinking "who the fuck is this amateur?"

 

All style over substance.

[Section_31]

when once was Barry Norman is now Winkleman, you know shit is only going one way.

[Champ]

They also had an African guy on who had some disease. He said he used parsley for protection. Fair play to the lad but it hasn't worked.

And fair play to you for making me laugh

[General Dryness]

Saw it other week. They had a transsexual on who identified himself as a straight female as he only had sex with straight men. He hadn't seemed to twig that a man who bums another man isn't straight even if the other man is wearing a blond wig.

 

They also had an African guy on who had some disease. He said he used parsley for protection. Fair play to the lad but it hasn't worked.

 

Its the thought that counts, and at least he tried.

 

I can imagine him getting home with this bad slag, realising he hadn't got any jonnys, and because there was no way he was letting a shag walk out of the door, convincing himself that he'd heard somewhere that there was some herb that you could use for protection. Noticing that the only herb in his cupboard was parsley, he decided thats what it was. Garnished his helmet and went for it. Few days later, down the clinic.

[Fowlers God]

Its no changing rooms

[Jairzinho]

Anything on BBC3 is invariably shite.

 

They've recently shown a series of documentaries which, based on subject matter alone, could have been decent. Drugs, production of, going to South America and Thailand etc.

 

However, they were presented by the most vapid, empty headed, pathetic host, Stacey Dooley. Simply ruined the shows. Some dull as dishwater, empty headed, slip of a girl trying to interview and grill a minister on his country's drug policy etc, and he's looking at her, just thinking "who the fuck is this amateur?"

 

All style over substance.

 

Saw the one in Peru. I couldn't believe how much of a twat, and how completely inappropriate a selection from the BBC, she was.

 

"Lol, you've got a small airport"

 

"Oh your family is was got killed is it?" *Puts on moronic interpretation of what she thinks is a sad face*

 

Vacuous cunt.

[VladimirIlyich]

Its the thought that counts, and at least he tried.

 

I can imagine him getting home with this bad slag, realising he hadn't got any jonnys, and because there was no way he was letting a shag walk out of the door, convincing himself that he'd heard somewhere that there was some herb that you could use for protection. Noticing that the only herb in his cupboard was parsley, he decided thats what it was. Garnished his helmet and went for it. Few days later, down the clinic.

This was only because he was running out of thyme(think about it)

 

 

[cochyn]

This was only because he was running out of thyme(think about it)

 

And didn't have a dill-do

[cloggypop]

I saw Unsafe Sex In The City last night really late on a repeat. It had the signing bloke in the corner which made it much better. The highlight was when she was getting checked to see if her coil was still in the correct place. 

[VladimirIlyich]

And didn't have a dill-do

This thread has now become peppered with corny quips and somebody deserves a rocket for it.

Was the guy's name Basil?

[Jairzinho]

He could have solved the problem by cumin on her face.

[Boss]

He was saving that for the grand fennel-le

[Jairzinho]

Was that when he nutmeg?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Did she suck his pa-prick-a?

[Jairzinho]

Did she suck his pa-prick-a?

 

Who? Rosemary? You'd hope so as he garlicked her out.

[Alan Sex]

Should have fucked Flanagan. She was on coriander acting was awful.

[Alan Sex]

Should have fucked Flanagan. She was on coriander acting was awful.

[Alan Sex]

He hadn't fucked in a month so he had a wank and chamomile.