Fishy Fanny

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

General rule of thumb or finger if you like in my mind is judge the initial sniff. Any whiff of Tuna and the alarm bells ring. Back away from the flaps.

[Bjornebye]

Not smelt a really smelly one in years. Kind of miss it. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*opens a tin of tuna and gets a semi*

 

 

 

Back in ten 

[Elite]

A blind man walks past a fishmongers "well hello ladies."

[Chip Butty]

A great piece of fanny is like its owner, a little tart.

[Edward.]

German cheese once, I didn't know until I'd had German cheese though. Then she had a shit on my face.

[Trumo]

Any vaginas you have come across in your life must have been like a dried up river bed. Try turning them on and getting them wet then have a sniff.

 

He's got his name for a reason you know.

 

EDIT: It's at times like this where a "wipe yer clout properly" tag is sorely missed.

[General Dryness]

He's got his name for a reason you know.

 

EDIT: It's at times like this where a "wipe yer clout properly" tag is sorely missed.

 

Certainly didn't get it for my lack of prowess with a clittybump!

[Alan Sex]

Fishy Fanny is a real thing, there's no denying it.

 

Fishy Fanny is all the work of the Fishy Fanny Fairy. (a distant relative of the Tooth Fairy, from down South. Occasionally they get their assignments mixed up - resulting in a bad case of fish breath, or the far more sinister vagina dentata).

 

When a woman fails to wash her clunge, she is due a visit from the FFF. In the middle of the night, the FFF sneaks into the house using the back door. He tiptoes up to the woman's bed, and proceeds to insert an invisible fish right up her vagina. Of course, the fish just has a faint tang to begin with - but with each day the clunge is unattended, the fish gets more and more rotten and smells worse and worse.

 

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

[General Dryness]

Wise words, Guru Sex.

 

Is that post available in handy pamphlet format?

[Elite]

Fishy fanny fairy. That fairy must be disliked a heck of a lot to get that assignment.

[Faustus]

I once shagged this bird in my student digs who wasn't exactly blessed in the looks department. I was pissed at the time, but I distinctly remember getting a whiff even before the knickers were off.

 

Not my finest hour that.

[General Dryness]

Fishy fanny fairy. That fairy must be disliked a heck of a lot to get that assignment.

 

Its a step up from being Codes fashion sense fairy.

[General Dryness]

I once shagged this bird in my student digs who wasn't exactly blessed in the looks department. I was pissed at the time, but I distinctly remember getting a whiff even before the knickers were off.

 

Not my finest hour that.

 

Ooh. Ah.

 

Didn't get her phone number did you?

[Jairzinho]

I'd imagine its written in most of the public bogs within a few miles.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I once got hold of a girl one Thursday in the Paradox, circa '96 and she had smelly pubes.

[ph245]

Quite a while ago ( I was only about 18 or 19), I pulled an older bird in a disco.... she was 26.... quite a result to the younger me! 

Anyway, we went back to her's and as soon as she pulled her knickers down, I smelt it.

Still shagged her though.

 

And 2 years ago, I got flirting in the pub with a married girl who's 15 years younger than me...... and very fit. 

End of the night, I walked her home & we stopped in an ally behind some shops and I scuttled her against the wall.... her facing the wall with her hands splayed against it, knickers round her ankles, arse facing me.

Anyway, her fanny was quite wet & smelly, but in my quite pissed state, it kind of gave me added rampantness.

 

Who says romance isn't dead ?

[General Dryness]

Ace. What are you doing for your 30th?

[ph245]

Depends what her husband is doing.

[Duncan Clench]

Only experienced it once. It was very real.

[Paulie Dangerously]

It's real. Especially in fatties or lasses with loads of pyabs

[General Dryness]

It's real. Especially in fatties or lasses with loads of pyabs

 

The pyabalabs explanation I get, I've never smelt a whiffy shaved one. The fluffy ones, whilst not fishy, tend to have a rank odour of sweat and piss.

 

The fatties one I'm not so sure about. Went out with a big-ish lass for a while, never once knew her to have a stinky one. She was shaved mind, might have been a different story if she'd had a bush.