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little things that annoy the shit out of you


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Woke up this morning in a good mood after yesterday's events and looking forward to a hotel stay tonight with the Mrs, but the whole vibe has been ruined by a 10 minute UFC bout with a new tinfoil roll. I have given up with the kitchen looking like the Blue Peter studio and the tinfoil roll an inch thinner on both ends than the glue-ridden middle 

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1 hour ago, sir roger said:

Woke up this morning in a good mood after yesterday's events and looking forward to a hotel stay tonight with the Mrs, but the whole vibe has been ruined by a 10 minute UFC bout with a new tinfoil roll. I have given up with the kitchen looking like the Blue Peter studio and the tinfoil roll an inch thinner on both ends than the glue-ridden middle 

I feel your pain !

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I pulled up my local Spa car park earlier. A woman was trying to get out of some ‘wanky’ Mercedes SUV effort. Granted I was slightly over to her side but the size of her car was the biggest issue.

 

There was still room, but rather than make her squeeze, I indicated that I would reverse out of the space until she got out. 
 

I did this, she got out. Not a word of thanks or even a glance of appreciation in my direction. 
 

I probably should have said something but, instead, I’m telling some strangers on an internet forum. That’ll show her. 

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Teen Turd has got a new mate who’s round our house all, and I mean all, the fucking time. They’re here now after she slept over again last night. 
 

Getting on my nerves, man. It’s getting in the way of my singing round the house and my ability to get stoned in the evening. I’m also wrapping all the presents that she’d usually help with. 
 

Just fucking go home, girl. 

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15 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Teen Turd has got a new mate who’s round our house all, and I mean all, the fucking time. They’re here now after she slept over again last night. 
 

Getting on my nerves, man. It’s getting in the way of my singing round the house and my ability to get stoned in the evening. I’m also wrapping all the presents that she’d usually help with. 
 

Just fucking go home, girl. 

 

Where's your imagination?

 

Play some Emerson Lake & Palmer at full volume, watch A Serbian Film, goose step around the house & if all else fails, start getting handsy & laughing like Sid James.

 

I'm a fucking expert at getting rid of females if you need any other tips.

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23 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Teen Turd has got a new mate who’s round our house all, and I mean all, the fucking time. They’re here now after she slept over again last night. 
 

Getting on my nerves, man. It’s getting in the way of my singing round the house and my ability to get stoned in the evening. I’m also wrapping all the presents that she’d usually help with. 
 

Just fucking go home, girl. 

My youngest son has a ‘freind’ who is the captain of the Chelsea girls team so I’m doing everything I can to discourage this relationship. To be honest, she’s a great kid and what a fucking talent, never ever seen a kid that good at football before. 

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i have a new annoyance, only one of many, seeing as im well into my 40's now. 

 

but this one is exceptionally trivial, exceptionally petty and exceptionally annoying....even for me....

 

i unashamedly wear tracksuit bottoms 90% of the time, fuck, maybe even 95% of the time. 

 

my annoyance is this, get ready to laugh....If i dont tie the waist band, when i get into my van, my t-shirt rides up my back leaving a "cold space" at the bottom of my back, i then have to shuffle in my seat to bring my kecks up and my t-shirt down. 

 

yeah, im at that stage in my life.......great isnt it 

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1 hour ago, chrisbonnie said:

i have a new annoyance, only one of many, seeing as im well into my 40's now. 

 

but this one is exceptionally trivial, exceptionally petty and exceptionally annoying....even for me....

 

i unashamedly wear tracksuit bottoms 90% of the time, fuck, maybe even 95% of the time. 

 

my annoyance is this, get ready to laugh....If i dont tie the waist band, when i get into my van, my t-shirt rides up my back leaving a "cold space" at the bottom of my back, i then have to shuffle in my seat to bring my kecks up and my t-shirt down. 

 

yeah, im at that stage in my life.......great isnt it 

I used to wear trackie bottoms most of the time but a switch to Chinos covers the casual/formal situation very nicely.

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2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I used to wear trackie bottoms most of the time but a switch to Chinos covers the casual/formal situation very nicely.

 

fuck that, i dont work in an office, i wear snickers workwear all day, when i leave work, i want maximum comfort....no belts, ill stick with the trackies  

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8 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

You're an office boy aren't you........ 

 

"good bants" 

 

Well for what it's worth, I'm not going to recommend you wear chinos to kick about in.

 

Maybe just tuck your t-shirt in at the back before you jump in the van.

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1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

Fireworks. First thing I saw after walking into town was some teenagers trying to blow a bike up with one. 

 

we call them bangers here in Ireland, and technically they are illegal. So i can only imagine they arent as prevalent as the uk, or you in the netherlands. 

 

But i have, and always will, fucking hate them. One of my earliest memories was my parents bringing me to a fireworks display somewhere on the northside of Dublin, i remember falling asleep in the car on the way there, waking up and thinking, "they woke me up for this shit"

 

all they do is go BANG, whats the fucking point of them, useless things

 

 

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New Years Eve in the Netherlands is like the Blitz. The big ones are technically illegal these days but loads of people bring them from Belgium or Germany. Never seen anywhere doing so many fireworks as the Netherlands on NYE. 

 

I have one colleague who spends thousands of euros per year on them. Drives back from the border with a van full of explosives. 

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1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

New Years Eve in the Netherlands is like the Blitz. The big ones are technically illegal these days but loads of people bring them from Belgium or Germany. Never seen anywhere doing so many fireworks as the Netherlands on NYE. 

 

I have one colleague who spends thousands of euros per year on them. Drives back from the border with a van full of explosives. 

 

more money than sense!

 

I think part of my hatred for them comes from my dad, he always used to harper on to my brother and I that he knew someome that blew their own fingers off with them back in the 70's, and i just think it stuck with me. 

 

I basically do the same with my owns kids now these days, minus the hand story. 

 

i definitely both them once before, but remember lighting them and throwing, hearing the bang and just thinking, what a waste of money that was. So never again.  

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